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Viral Speak 11-28-2000 I took out the fade and
stuck it on the index.html page instead. ^_^
Politicians
are stupid. Here I am, watching Futurama, and all of a sudden -breaking
news...Bush wins Florida. That's fine, I suppose it was worth missing Futurama
for, but then during King of the Hill, our old buddy Lieberman came on.
I was pissed. He made me miss half of my show so he could tell me that
the Democrats wil contest the Florida thing. Why? It's over. Drop it, Gore.
Even if you did become president, everyone would hate you for being such
a moron about this whole thing. Just spare this great nation more shame
and LET IT GO. YOU LOST. YOU ALSO MADE ME MISS KING OF THE HILL. JERK.
This has been a public service announcement by Admiral Tailz. - Admiral
Tailz
Philip:
Lieberman is evil in ways we can not hope to understand.. I heard after
he annoys the Hell out of us, he's hoping to get a job at UGO.com.
Hey
i'm back! yell if you missed me!(cricket's chirping) damn! any way i haven't
been on in awhile been beating pokemon silver. umm ok bye - pokemaster
Philip:
Hello. I am the Walrus.
*Sees
Mr. Panda's post* This is a job for Bible Man! *Cheesy fireworks effects
go off, and Bible Man swoops in on a suspension cord; crowd cheers, and
yells "amen" repeatedly* (http://www.bibleman.com/)
- Javil
Philip:
AMEN! AMEN!
Finally
read through the Snowflake comics... wow. A lot of those artists
are good enough to do something for http://impromanga.org.
I wish
I could draw... I had a few ideas for Pokemon comics... but the only one
that's nondisturbing enough to really do is probably Charzilla.
My
other big idea was Ash on the Howard Stern Show: Howie: I'll give you $200
right now if you french kiss that Charizard.
Whattaya
say? - NeoVid
Philip:
No.
How
about if I pay you? - Personboy
Philip:
No.
Crap,
that was supposed to make you say yes. - Themhim.
Philip:
......
Whatever
happened to the squid bunny flakes?? I miss their crunchy goodness... -
crazy person
Philip:
I was busy munching them.. here.. have some! YAY!
Ok,
now I FINALLY got a Monster Brain GS. I have some problems with it... like
How do you make Pokémon 'shiny'? and what to 'Poke's do? I'm mad
that you can't make a pallet for GBC games, but I guess I'll deal with
that. (Don't tell me, there IS probably some way to do it...) PLEASE HELP!!!
- Super SaiyaMew
Philip:
Hmm.. the Poke stuff isn't on their site yet.. O_O Although.. Shiny? You
need Game Shark to do that.. I think..
I
decided to buy all the best psx games...
Can
i borrow a fiver? - Beefy_B
Philip:
Here's a nickel. ^_^
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PS:
Your site rocks my world!
DMG
ICE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woolooloooooooooo
- Rockin Bobert
Philip:
Woolooloooooooo!
Why
do monkeys eat Bananas?
Think
about it, do rabits like carrots more than lettuce? No.
Do
Dogs like bones more than meat? No.
So
I ask you again:
Why
do Monkeys eat bananas?! - Nitro
Philip:
Cause they wanna.
You
have no idea how it feels to be Canadian at American Thanksgiving. DIE
NBC! DIE FRIENDS! DIE FRASIER! DIE DIE DIE!!! Whew, glad i got that outta
my system. - Matt Stefaniuk, Sadistic Monkey extraordinaire!
Philip:
I feel ya.. Thanksgiving is nice and all; but people make too big a deal
about holidays..
Pahahah...
Mr. Panda, I may not go to church, and I may not be the first person to
believe that God's always watching me, (eww.) but religion is NOT a stupid
concept. Why, what about Christmas, Channukka, Easter, Passover, Kwanzaa
(Didn't he fight Godzilla?), and Simchat Torah? (ahh, another of the abundant
Jewish high holidays that no one's ever heard of...) Now, I may be goin'
straight to hell ^_^, but I don't have to dis religion on my way just 'cause
I don't understand what it means. Although I DO like your thought on that
metaphysical God existentiality stuff. Kinda makes sense to me. (but then
again, the most I know about God is that God is a title, and Yaweh is his
name.) But your greatest injustice (in the name of science), Mr. Panda,
is that your entry you have caused Philip to drag the good name of The
Discovery Channel in the mud! How could you do such a thing to something
that brings us drunk aussies in the middle of nowhere pissing animals off?
WHY?! Well, I'd better go now. The bodies in my basement are starting to
smell again. - Matt Stefaniuk, Sadistic Monkey Extraordinaire!
Philip:
I love the shows; although they do have some that are way out there.. I
like those nature shows with the guys with the funny accents.. ^_^
I
have 3 things to be happy about:
1.)I
know I am getting Shenmue for Christmas. (I was with my mom when
she
bought it for me)
2.)I
have Ho-oh. *cha cha cha*
3.)
I have a sun stone (what pokemon does that evolve anyways.) - Slim Shady
Philip:
Sun Stone evolves Sunkern and Gloom.
Hey,
Philip! Question: How did you get those T-shirts made? - Vertigo1
Philip,
did you know you are my startup page when I log on to the internet? So
the first thing I see is your splash page. The newest one is my least favorite,
I thought it was just a mix of pastel colors, but it kept reminding of
something I couldn't quite place. And finally this morning it hit me. It's
the three viruses from Dr. Mario!! I LOVE that game. I had heard a rumor
awhile back that it is being revamped for GBC. Have you heard anything
like that? - pikamom
Philip:
We started that rumour.. or rather.. printed that rumour.. I was expecting
it; because a friend at Nintendo said it was considered..
Inspired
by Axem Blue's last VS, I'm making a DMG Ice Winamp Skin. It's turning
out really well, actually. Just gotta put on the finishing touches... -
TK421
Philip:
I've seen it. YAY!
Mi
Llamo es Juan. Mi gusta Majora's Mask porque es bueno. DMG Ice es muy WarCraft.
Esta. - Juan
Philip:
Yes, Majora's Mask is good. The site has never been called Warcraft before;
so I'm guessing that is good. Here.
I
just got Yoda Stories for gameboy...and it is by far THE WORST gameboy
game EVER! - Mankind
Philip:
You may like Obi-Wan better.. it's from Hot Gen..
I
heard you have Harvest Moon GBC 2 and are going to write a review of it.
I have the game as well, and one of my cows is named FOY! All the
cool kids name their cows FOY... - Superguy3000
Philip:
I always name the cows and sheep suggestive names. I will name the Horse
FOY!
The
other day I saw a gameboy walking down the street with a sign saying, "Hey,
Can we get some kick@$$ games already?"
I mean,
there are a few (oh so few) games leading us in the right direction but
come on! Nintendo should ban sub par games from being released (that is
not a serious comment but I am soo ticked) - Orochi p_fish
Philip:
I suggest you take Cannon Fodder, Warlocked, Donkey Kong Country, Harvest
Moon GBC 2, Dragon Warrior 1 & 2, Wario Land 3, Tomb Raider, Metal
Gear Solid, Crystalis, Bionic Commando, Street Fighter Alpha, and a few
more games and call me in the morning.. or better yet.. just dust off that
copy of MOTM and play that. I now feel I was too harsh on it. It was..
and still is a damn good game. And anyone who owns an NGPC should be happy
they have it. That game.. if all they have is Sonic.. we can point and
laugh. Although.. I wish it was still around.. I want Puyo Pop, Gal Fighters,
and Metal Slug 2..
*Reality
Break*
By
the way Philip, in my opinion humanism is more of a worldview than a religion.
In my dictionary, religion is defined as a "belief in a divine power or
powers" which is not exactly what humanism is. All religions are worldviews,
but not all worldviews are religions.
But
that's just me....
*We
now return you to your regularly scheduled Viral Speak* - CodeBlue
Philip:
They changed it? Because I usually define religion as something you practice
with a compulsive consistancy. As in.. the kid down the street washes his
hands religiously. Or my boss makes bad descisions religiously.
*SIGH*
PSOne
beating Gameboy? PSOne probably will by sales alone, because it costs more
AND IT'S NOT A PORTABLE! People don't seem to understand the fine line
between being portable and being small. THe Virtual Boy was small, not
portable (then again, in my opinion, the Virtual Boy rocked). I let the
Virtual Boy eat my face all the time. Anyway, I think the PSOne is a great
idea for people who don't want to shell out $100 for a PS2 and are just
getting into the console forray. THe thing I'm worrying about is that Sony
is marketing and sending subliminal messages so well... I almost WANT something
I already HAVE!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- The Boinker
Philip:
PS One. I own one. ^_^ Soooo cute! Cuter than PS2... PS2 looks ugly..
Ya
know, Mr. Panda sounds like he should read about Wicca. If he believes
that God exists in all of us, than his beliefs coincide with the Wiccan
religion. My take on religion is that it's a crutch. A way for people
to feel better about themselves, and a way to help make things more understandable.
Humans, by nature, want to know what's going on around them. This
was an instinct to help us survive. As we bacame more and more secure
in out place in the world, and became the dominant creature, we applied
this curiosity to other things. Where does lightning come from?
Zeus. Tidal waves? Posieden. Of course, these aren't true,
but we believed it, because we needed to think we knew all the answers.
Now, we have God. He created everthing. Well, that'll be harder
to disprove that "Zeus makes lightning," I'll give you that. But
common sense should be enough. Unfortunatly, it isn't. According
to the Bible, the Earth is around 6,000 years old. Ummm..right.
More like a few million. So, we say that passage is "symbolic," and
everything's okay. And as we find out more and more about the world,
more and more of the Bible becomes symbolic. I wonder why... Besides,
Catholism is just a cult. It has a central leader who is holier than
us (Pope), it has a very strict set of rules, it takes your money (at least
MY church had a collection plate), and it says that anyone who doesn't
follow them is going to hell. And if you're good in life, you go
to heaven, which sounds to me like nothing more than a convincing boogie
man story (be good or the boogie man will get you) to keep medieval peasants
in line. - Aaron
Philip:
Would you rather some people use Alcohol as a crutch? The Bible doesn't
state the age of the Earth. People have made guesses at that. Try reading
through it sometime. A lot of it has been proven right. Locations in the
Bible thought to not exist have been dug up and discovered. The Million
Year theory is just like the Creationist 600,000 theory. It's a random
number thrown up into the air by people who should know better. Although..
mathematically, I can disprove the 6 Million year theory. Our sun shrinks
at a constant rate of roughly 0.00125(Etc) inches a year. Now, let's pretend
that it's original size could be calculated by adding those inches for
each year. A million years ago.. the Sun would be just outside the orbit
of Mars. Effectively showing that the Earth could not be 6 Million years
old.. it wouldn't have existed.. it would basically be.. inside the Sun.
Oh, you're an idiot. Catholicism IS a cult, though. BUT the actual tenants
of Christianity aren't "Live a good life, go to Heaven". In fact, in the
Bible.. Jesus gflat out says: "You could be a saint and go directly to
HELL, don't pass go, don't collect whatever.". The idea is that you accept
Jesus as your own personal Savior and you go to Heaven. In other words,
it's not what you do... it's who you believe in. The idea is you pray,
believe and trust in God.. and TRY to be good. God doesn't expect you to
be good.. because humans are sinful to begin with. Hell, they have a computer
mapping the Human Genome right now that says that too. We are prone to
jealousy, hate, bias, etc. It's IN OUR GENES! God knows that. And
God only expects you to try and when you fail.. trust in God to HELP you
get back to good. Basically Do your best and trust that God will do the
rest. I'm not saying.. make half a plane and expect God to finish the other
half.. I'm saying.. do your best at that school report, then pray you get
an "A".. if you didn't it's "God's Will" or if you will.. "Que Sera Sera".
Also, the WORST thing a person can do is expect life to get easier if they
become a Christian. Jesus states that faith is tested by fire.. in other
words.. if you're a Christian and your life is going swell.. something
is wrong. Check out the Book of Job for an example.. basely put.. if "religion"
is your crutch.. you don't have a religion.. you have an excuse. Christianity
is NOT for wimps. Just so you know.. it'll be the toughest thing you'll
ever love.. and if you are "saved" and your life is dandy.. you're in for
a surprise.. be on your gaurd. I have relatives who are Catholic.. but
seriously.. I remember a great old saying about the Roman Catholic Church.
"Roman Catholic Church in name only; for it is neither." Umm... enough..
there. ^_^ Mr. Panda should read about Wicca.. if only to learn what others
believe. A lot of people tend to judge others religions as stupid or short-sighted
without doing their homework on them.
Well,
turkey day otherwise known as Thanksgiving has come and gone. Now I know
lots of you, if not all, were able to visit with family and friends and
overloaded yourselves on food. Now raise of hands, how many of you are
now sick of little kids? *raises both her hands* It was horrible, nothing
much screaming, crying, and tattling all day. I think the worst was when
one of my uncles turned on "X-Men" hoping that they'd sit and just watch
the movie, but no. They wanted to pretend they were X-Men while the movie
ran. It was especially bad when one of my little cousins wanted to pretend
he had ice powers so he just stood by the ice maker and was throwing ice
at everyone and making the kitchen floor really slippery. Then if that
weren't bad enough for my night, I come home and turn on Napster and my
entire hot list is gone. I've tried turning off the computer and restarting
it, but it didn't work. What really gets me mad is anytime I add someone's
name to it and then have to close the program the name won't be there any
more. *sighs* Now I'm trying to figure out how to fix it and hoping that
I don't have to delete it from my computer and then reinstall it. Oh, and
at my uncle's house my daughter kept trying to crawl into the fireplace
while there was a fire going, and then she'd cry when she was pulled away.
*goes to take a break from horrible kids until her daughter starts crying*
- Lady Rend
Philip:
Next year.. buy one of them a BB Gun.. it would be the best Thanksgiving
ever! Just kidding. Napster doesn't recognize over half of my MP3s anymore..
if anyone knows where I can download an older version.. please tell me...
I
went and saw the Grinch yesterday (Excellent film, by the way), and I saw
a trailer for the Final Fantasy movie. I saw no Fantasy about it. All I
saw was a CGI Starship Troopers rippoff about fighting a giant blob. Which
is why I pray there will never be a Legend of Zelda movie. - Farfetch'd
Philip:
I'm gonna see it anyways.. it's my duty to. I saw that movie.. it's funny.
If there was ever a Legend of Zelda movie.. it should be done.. live action,
and be done in a style similar to say.. Willow, Neverending Story, or those
great BBC Live Action Narnia movies. And Link should not talk.. although..
if he does.. he should have a thick scottish accent just because that would
be hilarious.
Thick
Club -- Some Cubones and Marowaks have it in the wild.
It'll
double Cubone or Marowak's attack if it holds it.
Teru-Sama
-- The hell?
Scope
Lens -- MG to get it.
It
increases the chances of getting a critical hit when a Pokémon holds
it.
Brick
Piece -- Not too sure about this one. It's probably in the game
normally
somewhere...unless it isn't.
Stick
-- Farfetch'd, some in the wild have it. I think you might get it
if
you trade it up too.
It
raises Farfetch'd's (looks weird with double apostrophes) evasion
when
it's holdin' it.
Metal
Powder -- Ditto when trading from R/B/Y, or on some wild Dittos.
It
raises Ditto's defense when it's holding it. - Joe
