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Viral Speak 11-16-2000
We need to be censoring stuff more.. so.. before we go do that.. I will share a humorous thingie with Jazz on the store. It has been.. censored slightly

Jazzzman42: In a couple weeks there's gonna be some God d*mn white collar, stock trading bozo's gathering around the nearest water cooler, talking about the latest episode of Nash Bridges and sipping coffee of of their f*cking DMG ICE MUGS!!!!
Jazzzman42: MUGS! FOR GOD'S SAKE
Jazzzman42: we have MUGS
Jazzzman42: Cool.

I hope no one was offended.


I saw the invisable philip during Akemi's viral speak... don't ask me how I saw invisible philip... but he was there a bunch of times... I have a strange habbit of highlighting text to scroll down rather than use the scroll bar or the wheel on my mouse. - Revolutionary guy, Orochi p_fish
Philip: Nice. Oh, please buy something from our Store to help Little Tiny Tim.
I asked for DMG-wear for Christmas! ^_^ - TK421
Philip: YAY! Little Tiny Tim won't die! YAY!
Sell Out! With me tonight! Sell Out! - Reel Big Fish
Philip: Oh, yeah! Store!
You use Keenspace?? I tried to use it but it's all confusing and stuff and I can't get it to work. - Aipom
Philip: I know.. it's mind-boogling. I have Teri Crosby on my AIM.. I should bug her into revealing the secrets of the TAG.
Philip, I read your lo-o-ong review on pokemon g/s, and I see in the things you'd like improved you mentioned being able to choose to play as male or female. Well, I read something about pokemon crystal, that you WILL be able to have that option. Did you also know that crystal is NOT a new pokemon game, but rather an improved version of g/s like yellow was and enhanced r/b? - pikamom
Philip: I considered it a sequel; because.. despite having no new Pokemon.. it takes place a year after the second one.
Quick question. I know you're somewhat busy with the surge of The Pallet Gym's fics right now, but if we have one, do we just send it in? I've read the library's page top to bottom but I can't quite tell. I don't want to just submit it without being totally clear on the matter. Help? - Hopeless TR Fan
Philip: Yeah! Send it to dmgice@yahoo.com or pressdoor@dmgice.com and we might post it.
Colleen Haskell from Survivor is a sell-out! >_< She clearly stated that she was not going to pursue show business, yet she already put out a Blistex commercial! I have lost all respect for her... *Shakes head in disappointment* Don't get me wrong; she is still as cute as hell, but she sold out. *Cries* - Javil
Philip: Hell is cute?
I wanna see ALL three comics! Only one isn't good, must have more! People have been complaining that only Ice Box gets updated, and they want to read more comics, so put in as many as you can! 

Also, I need to ask a question. What does everyone DO on the site? You do the majority of the work, Akemi helps out with Viral Speak sometimes, and everyone has reviews/previews, but what do Adrock, Jazzman, Yak, etc. DO on the site? o.O

Oh, bring back the poll. - Duke

Philip: The Poll is Jazz's thing.. as is the chat room and the Mobile Edition. Adrock is Game Friend, Area DMG. Akemi is artwork, Viral Speak, UBB, etc. Ice Blue is artwork, UBB, and I think I will let him handle future Gallery updates. Yak is Hardware and is just too damn cool to use on anything else; because.. you know that Yak is damn cool. I mean.. he's Infinity Yak! He's Canadian! He recently started wearing pants! Oh, yeah.. he's just too damn cool. That's what he does on the site.
I think that we should have Clinton for four more years.  Why, you ask?  Well, with Gore, all we'll hear is "He's a robot, and he invented everything" until.  If we get Bush, we'll hear "He's the stupidest man ever, not to mention he looks like a little kid" for four years.  
But Clinton...have we ever had this much fun with a President?

Oh, and I hope everybody's ready to get drafted.  Once Bush is Prez (it's inevitable, even Liberals like me have given up hope) he's going to go to the Middle East for "Peace Talks", but he's just gonna piss 'em off at the US (my guess is that he'll ask them why they're all wearing those funny little hats, and where the Christmas trees are), and we're 
going to go into World War III.

See you on the front. - Jethro McBiggun

Philip: If I remember correctly.. the time we ended up in a World War.. we had a Democrat for a president. Desert Storm, Operation Just Cause... don't you DARE speak down on those. The problem with Americans, the standard American.. or the standard liberal for that matter... is they don't know jack about why we go to war in the first place. Operation: Just Cause was a police action; but now that the Canal is back in the hands of drug lords.. oh wait. sorry.. China. we may end up having to do something again. I'm sorry; but a lot of people suffered because of f**king Carter and his stupid hand-over bit. My Uncle writes a newsletter chronicling news in that area. If anyone wants too.. I'll send their e-mail over to my Uncle Arthur's list. Quite interesting stuff. A little too military for some people though. Desert Storm was about oil. Yes it was. But Vietnam was about Communism versus Democracy. Communism won; because stupid idiots fled like rotten cowards to colleges (Only to drop out after three months like Al Gore. He served half his military duty; and was assaigned to a desk job away from the actual fighting.. in fact.. a continent away), or Canada (Like Bill Clinton) and didn't support their nation. A draft shouldn't be needed. If you're an able American.. you should fricking GO. Oh, for those who didn't ask. I think Women should be allowed to be in combat situations, and I think that there shouldn't be any problem with Gays in the Military. If they want to be in the military and defend the country. LET THEM. They're Americans too. Everyone who is an American Citizen should have the right to join up and serve their country.
Actually Phil, school shootings are DOWN in the past five years. Think about all the stuff that was going on around the time of the columbine thing....NOTHING!. The news organizations were drawing a blank and seemingly decided to hype it up. Not to say that something like that is ok. And how is the president supposed to stop terrorism? Also, 
never forget this:

Daddy Bush=largest defecit...EVER!

BJ Bubba=largest surplus ever

Of course, I'm not saying Al Gore is that great, but he's got a way better record than Jr., and since those are the only choices(sad), I prefer Gore. And since I'm a powerless 15 year old, I can't do anything(also sad). Btw, I agree with you on the electoral college thing(helps out little states). - Robb

Philip: Someone wasn't listening yesterday.. I said that those had as much to do with the President as the Economy does. In other words. Largest Defecit, Largest Surplus has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the President. It has EVERYTHING to do with the World Economy. Other foreign currencies are weak right now. So the Dollar is stronger. The economy or terrorism/school shootings have NOTHING to do with the President. The President is there to be a diplomat to other countries and to be the leader of our Military. Which is why he should have been impeached. People get dishonerably discharged from the Military for less than what he did while in office. There are people in Leavenworth who went there for less. I do not think the President's personal life should be put on the headlines; but I DO think he should be subject to the same laws he signs in to being. If you prefered Gore. I can't say I agree with you; but I do respect your choice. As for a better record... that's a bit.. have you seen his laundry list of wrongs? You know what ticks me off though? Those people who say Jr.'s too young for the office. He's almost 65. Although.. I wish I could change a lot of things.. for one.. I want Al Gore to wear glasses.. he'd look like Severius Snape with glasses.. I think Bush Jr. would look better with glasses. I also would like to know what Chelsea Clinton's voice sounds like. I mean.. her dad's been Dictator for 8 years and you never hear her talk. HIllary should stop taking Gore's stash.. I don't think his stash is very good.. considering how up-tight he is.. it's probably completely Labrador. The guy probably sleeps standing up. He also acts like he's still hitting the LS of D. I mean.. paranoia... man.. I also think it will be very much fun to ridicule Bush Jr. Gore is a one joke pony. That whole "I invented" stuff. But.. Bush.. oh.. the possabilities. He's very prone to being misread, he's also more human... than machine. Too bad Nader didn't do what he wanted too.. oh, well.. he got 3% of the National Vote. Will we see him in 2004? Oh, HELL YES. And by then.. Adrock can vote for him. *grins*
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