On Catch 'Em, I caught a Wartortle. And that Wartortle looked evil. It looked like he was staring evil stares right into the depths of my soul!

I'm scared....... - The Heptagon

WAAAAAHHHH! PALLET GYM'S GONE! WAAAAAHH! ::starts crying:: ;_; This is terrible. The best Pokémon site ever has closed down. I don't care if the FanFics & all survive, the Gym's gone!!!! WAHHHHH! ::starts crying again:: - Duke (long-time PG supporter)

You know what's fun? In G/S, name your rival Dumbass. Then, whenever people speak of him and his deeds, they'll call him a dumbass.

Like POKéMANIAC RON:
Would you dig this?
Some DUMBASS guy badmouthed my POKéMON!
Darn it! My POKéMON's good!

I may not have the second line EXACTLY correct, as I'm doing this from memory, but it's close enough to get the point.

Hey, naming the main character in FFMQ Dumbass was the only way I managed to squeeze some sort of goodness out of it... - The Heptagon

I'm here to share one of the valuable facts of life to everyone:

"You will, no matter what, get porn spam"

Especially if you use AOL, but everyone can and will get it too. Personally I've never understood porn spam. No one has ever said "Gee, I didn't know the internet had terrabytes worth of porno until I GOT THIS E-MAIL!!!" - The Boinker

Yay, I'm ahead of you all! Today my Togepi (Gepster) evolved at Level 29. Yeah! I taught him fly and I named him George. And I'll hug him and love him and squeeze him and pet him and... I also have 7 badges, got all 7 HMs, 64 Pkmn found, Korry (Meganium) looks like something boys have, 25 Hours have been put into it and SUDOWOODO and Dudette(A female GeoDude) had a baby Geodude I named Dudester.

If you mate a traded pokemon in your game, does the baby act like a traded one with more EXP and weaker stats?

Oh, today I took the PSATs at my school. Regular classes started later, so kids who didn't take the test crowded into our gym and watched two videos. One on inspiration of yourself and the other on catching fish. Not just that, but like a football, when a person throws it to you. Strange. - JayGee1

yeah, i have a question, i can build large amounts of visible power inbetween my hands and fire it out at things, is there something wrong with me? - elpreviewer

yes! waves of happyness! Gold, Silver and Majoras mask! go away sleep! - wonk hero

three pikachus in a row on the catch 'em game....is that a sign that the end of the world  is near? EEK! FEAR THE PIKACHU! - me

mmm... yes... ultima online... starcraft... dmgice... gameboy... is there anything else beond electronics? - jumbo

why muust unown R and L taunt me? imust get them!! oh and phillip, avenge me by destroying all male cool trainers ....... - pikalo

Hey, Phillip, "who wants to be a millionaire" for the gbc is an impressive game.  It's got some cool graphics.  THE THING THAT ROCKS THE MOST IS THE PART WHERE REGIS ACTUALLY TALKS IN THE BEGINNING!  MY GAMEBOY IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY REGIS!!! AHHH!!!! - Dark Terran

No, Phillip, what I wanted to know was if your langiage in real life is as "PG-13" as it is on this site. Or is this site rated PG? Ah, screw it. Oh, can i say that on this site? Ah, damn...OOPS! - Tenryuujin

Ah yes, the radio show is great. I would've done this yesterday, but I was a little busy figuring out Dark and Steel's weakness. Also, as the name suggests, I'm somewhat disapointed in Team Rocket's role so far. I mean, I like the new re-emerging criminal organization waiting for their leader to return ala Nod in Tiberian Sun, but they're in the Lake of Rage and Radio Tower only. Is that it? Then again, since it seems to be headed by Jessie(It's her I tell ya!) and someone one that seems to like using nothing but Koffings and Weezings, maybe they gave up more easily? Oh well, if you excuse me, I must go back to training for the League. - Hopeless TR Fan

*stands up* I am a Pokémon Silver addict. I play it night and day.  In fact I'm playing it as I type this. I have Foy, as is to be expected, And currently I am raising my Sudowoodo to level 30 along with the rest of my pokémon before challengeing the Cianwood Gym Leader. Hey! I've got an Idea! I haven't named all my mainteam pokémon yet so any suggestions? I have:
Sudowoodo- Female- Not named
Ampharos- Female- Dreamer
Unown- K shaped- Psycho K
Furret- Female- Not named
Quilava- Male- Bakufun
Graveler- Female- Not Named
Gee. I never realized that most of my team is female. The only exception is Bakufun, and Psycho K. of yes! And any time now my baby Magby should be hatching! I'll come up with a name for it myself though. See ya! - Rhe Mighty Charizard2000

I'm just a little curious, Philp... How did you know my real first name? Heh. Surpirsed the hell out of me. Had to read my viral speak post twice to see if I said it or not. Did I say it before? I.. I just don't know.. Back to Playing Pokemon Gold for me... Have a good day. - Salohcin Geen... err.. Nick

why you never put my viral speak up? - crazykiller

hello all heres a fun story i hope gets posted. ok about a year and 7 maonths ago i had been REALLY into game boy (i still am) and i had been looking in a newspaper thingy and i saw a advertisement for a game boy color. and i was wowed so i asked for it. a few weeks later i saw somthing on a game called pokemon and i read. "pokemon  red and blue  catch over 100 monster carry 5 of them with you at a time and trade with friends"  wel this was interesting and i  decided to get the game. i told my friend about it and he got it three days later where as i took me a month to get it. we got really into it and played for months. i ended up collecting all 150. then my friend just gave me his game boy color and blue version(i had red) then i gave it back earlyer this year like april and we palyed again for months. now  that gold and silver are out he got the gold and was playing it today in school. i am quite jealous and i am gonna work and get the game in 2 weeks. it just shows how addicting the game really is! peace - manmaker

My baby pichu is a boy! I'm giving out berries in celebration. Here's yours, Phillip.

David, if you get a girlfriend, she might be jealous of your time, and then how will you be able to play games and keep up your fabulous website? - pikamom