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Viral Speak 10-17-2000
There were so many posts.. ^_^

Hiya Philip, I need some guidance. I was in chat, and no one seemed to be there. So I decided to go watch some of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" (NOTHING else was on). Anyway, when I come back I see that Yak came into the room, greeted me nicly, and then left, probably mad at me for not saying anything.

 . .

Guilt sunk in.

I knew I had to apologize, so I reached the contact page and staff pages...

Yak's e-mail address wasn't there.

First off: it seems you forgot one of your staffers e-mail addys

Secondly: TELL YAK I'M SORRY, PLEASE!!! THE GUILT IS EATING AWAY MY EYEBALLS!!! - The Boinker

Philip: I'm sure Yak won't be mad at you.
Dance Dance Revolution owns me.

Now've I've got to save up enough money to buy it and the dance pad. 
It's a good thing I'm not tempted by on-screen ordering of porn. ^^

I've got Dance Fever! - Orchi p_fish

Philip: And it's HEALTHY too. Although.. I want to see a Resident Evil Danceing game.. I think that would be fun. Resident Evil Dance Dance Zombie Horror! Get down with your Tyrant self! Licker Boogie!
I got three vileplumes in a row and then a doduo in the "catch'em" game. I think that means I'm going to die soon... - SuperSmashBlu
Philip: Oh, no! Don't go to the General board then.. O_o
Sorry about the brief message, I was in a hurry. I got all 26 Unown, stayed up till 2 AM. But when I got them all a space is left over on the right side. And on the printer in the lab, an empty page is there... Unown 1? Just the eye and circle? Foynown? Unown é? The world may never know. - JayGee1
Philip cues the spooky music.
I bought Pokemon Silver Sunday night and it rules!  Wish I had more time to play it... My Togepi just hatched this morning.  Oh, and I am also raising a Foy and Mareep.  Totodile's just about to evolve, Hoothoot is, unfortunately, falling behind the others, and Rattata is growing stronger with each battle.  I'd say my team is coming along quite nicely ^_^ - Joltz
Philip: Nice. I already beat Lance at the Elite Four and I'm on my way to Kanto as we speak.
it was 200,but it was a while ago...i paid most of it off.who knew porn was 10 bucks instead of 3?and it was amassed over a period of 6 months.and my pokemon gold got solded...i hate life.can you get foy to chew off my cerebellum?

p.s. paint my post like a foy pleeeeese! - titan25

Philip: $200 on porn over a 6 month period of time doesn't sound like too big a mistake; but still a mistake. Death would be the easy way out.. but hey! Those Chu Chu Mice look hungry. ^_^
Cool: LINK - Gemini
Philip: Yeah!
I must thank you for taking on the Pallet Gym's fanfiction. I really like them. And... if you need a new staff member to run a fanfictiob section, I'm ready to go! - WDIIA
Philip: Actually, yes.. we are going to inherit the fan fiction from Pallet Gym and maybe a little more.... (and to H-Bomb and Techni.. I found a great place for your fan fictions. Check for them in the next update. 'Kay?)
i cant buy silver because....i bought majora's mask.  - wonk hero
Philip: You know.. between Gold and Silver and Majora's Mask.. I may be overcome by the waves of goodness and forced to give up sleep.
My grandmother might be coming to town. And if she is, I might be able to get her to buy me Pokemon Silver out of sheer pity. I don't know why, but somehow, I can usually get what I want when I want it. I begged for Kirby64 for 3 weeks straight, and then my Grandmother bought it for me. And would you name a Sunkern after me? If not, any plant type would do. See ya laterz.

<-_->
  =
Beatnik Link says bye! - Globe Flower

Philip: Nifty.
Well, I was carrying my egg around with me today, and it HATCHED! Yeah! Pikamom had a baby pichu! - pikamom
Philip: Congratulations! Was it a boy or a girl?
the dmgice theme song:
 

I am phillip, People call me coolz.
I have a website, It rules.

I eat cheese, and I like to cry.
VISIT DMG ICE, OR DIE!
 

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 

PLEASE SEND MONEY - Dark Terran

Philip: Okaaaaaaaaaay!
Hey Phillip, I read your VS and your comments and all, but I can't pin down what you'd sound like in real life? Like, if I asked you what kind of pizza you wanted and your buddy didn't want it, would you say something like "I like sausage on my pizza, but if you don't that's cool. We can get something else" or would you say "What the &*#@ is wrong with you? Sausage is the @#$%. You'll eat $#%@ing sausage and you'll like it or I'll kick your %$#@ing @#$". - Tenryuujin
Philip: I'm the first one. I don't mind buying another pizza.
Speaking of porn...

I keep getting porn site ads in my e-mail, yet I have never visited a porn site in my life. And I do not give my e-mail address out to people unless it has a privacy statement. I try to block the sender, I get the same ads from a different address!!! 
It's driving me freaking nuts!!! 

AAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ok rant done.

Closing Statement: Pokemon G/S kicks butt! - CodeBlue

Philip: I hear ya.. spam is annoying.
Philip ...... can i eat a JigglyPuff ??? ........ oh ..... and should i name my Umbreon Philip (or Evil Version ?) - Imakuni?
Philip: Sure!
Praise Bob!
I load up the front page, and what do I see next to the Virii? Could it be the Stark Fist of Removal?

Naah... this site is chock full o' SLACK! It must be the Slack Fist of Retrieval! -fuchikoma

Philip: Alright! Someone else knows of the Ways of Slack! Praise Bob! It is good to be on the path of Sub-Genius.
Foy is Silver! Silver is Foy! Behold the Silver Foyliciousness! - PTT
Philip: Most Niftyeous!
You have more of a life then most do, Philp. I mean, Besides hunting for action figures (Which are usually game related), playing games, talking about games, working to get money for games and insurence, playing games with buddies on Friday night, writing about games, watching Tenchi Muyo, and going to school two days a week (For an hour at a time... and usually I'm sneaking gaming refrences into my essays) I don't do a damn thing. But, Life is great though. Some people are obessed with music, drugs, bad movies, or "crusin` to south beach to go`uh club`n". Pfft. Screw that. I'll take a good game over any of that anyday. 

Small side note - Your Penny Arcade news update was great, as is the DMG Ice Radio station. Keep up the fantastic work! - Salohcin Geen

Philip: Thanks Nick.
Hmm... today my "Catch 'Em" pokemon is Clefairy.  Is this a good or bad thing? - Joltz
Philip: A Clefairy Day! Good!
Pokemon Silver is taking over my life! I want to play it all the time, and it has to be the most intricate game ever made for gameboy! Last night I finally learned to FLY, and life is much easier now. When someone calls you on your cell phone, just fly right over and meet them instead of trying to hike or bike all the way there. Saw a snubble, but it ran away before I had a chance to even throw a poke ball at it! - pikamom
Philip: I know how you feel.. the game is ALIVE. ^_^
A few things:

1) Radio DMG -- hey, Philip my man, I'm still working on the perfect WTMK promo to run. When you get a good Radio DMG promo ready, send it my way!

2) Speaking of WTMK -- visit us on the web, now at WTMK.net -- All Mario Radio, All The Time!

3) When you record the ending music to Game Boy Donkey Kong, lemme have 
it. Please. My game got erased and I have to work all the way through before I can record it for WTMK.

4) Pikamom and Philip's life: Philip, be not afraid. I finished my English degree 2 years ago and I'm currently well set...er..um... okay, I'm teaching. I also play games and run an entire web site dedicated to Nintendo codes (codebook.stals.com) -- but I still have a life! I think...er...

Rats. Now I'm depressed. I'll go find myself a girlfriend -- any suggestions? ICQ or AOL? - DavidDayton@bigfoot.com

Philip: AOL.
Now I have Silver... but I was too slow to get Foy before 6:00. I feel that I have failed him in some way... - TK421
Philip: The Chu Chu mice will devour you! Just kidding.
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