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Viral Speak 09-25-2000
Is good! Well, someone challenged me to do something like Nintendorks.. so I will be slipping the word.. "Cucumber" into my replies tonight. Why? Because Cucumber is a fun word. 00 Dork, Brandon taught me how to use the cucumber. Bwa ha ha! I also worked for Nintendorks for a while. Remember the GBC Underground?

Hmm... Hey, I'll trade you my Jewtwo for your Daniemon - Masamune
Philip: No.. But you can have this Cucumber.
*sneaks into the DMG Ice secret complex and steal Phillips socks*

Don't make a move! I have your socks!
*holds a gun to the socks*

Give me your copy of Metal Gear Solid, or the sock gets it!

Mua ha ha! - The Mighty Locke

Philip: Keep the sock. I still have my Cucumber!
You know, Craig didn't mention the happiness/mood thing in Lil' Monster. - Gemini
Philip: He also has not reviewed Dragon Warrior 1 & 2 yet.. so he gets no Cucumber tonight.
sooner or later I'm gonna stop being lazy and write you a review of Mr. Driller cartridge. - Allison
Philip: Cool! Does Mr. Driller have a Cucumber?
I named a chicken after you in Harvest Moon 64. - Gemini
Philip: Can you feed it a Cucumber?
I made a song about Foy. It has no words, just music. Just imagine the noises the musical keys make.

AABCDDFF FFBD CCEF DEEECABD BBDFADCB BBBDDDCC GGBAFFDGB DGCFFGA AAFFDDBBCCEE EEEDDAABC

So what do you think? - Yo Yo Ma

Philip: I'll hit it with my Cucumber a little; because it's nifty!
Here, have some candy. Nothing bad will come of it...really. - The Devil
Philip: Silly Devil! Cucumbers aren't for you!
Hey man, keep up the work with the site. Oh, and I shattered all your records in...well, everything. Oh, and Lieberman's gonna go to hell. Don't vote for him. - God
Philip: Is my Cucumber made in your image? 'Cause you cool.
Hey...Mindstorm's gone! That sucks... Why doesn't anyone ever inform me of things like this? - Belatedly Informed Person
Philip: If you wish upon a Cucumber.. maybe Mindstorm will return?
I'm gonna write a book and dedicate it to you guys. - The Heptagon
Philip: Call it "Philip Wesley and the Cucumber of Fire"; I'll bet that would sell. Or you could make a series! "Philip Wesley and the Philosopher's Cucumber", "Philip Wesley and the Chamber of Cucumbers", or "Philip Wesley and the Cucumber of Azkaban".. or never mind.
I love DMG Ice. But I don't think she loves me back... - Joe Joe the Wonder Joe
Philip: DMG Ice doesn't love you.. she only wants the Cucumber.
Update me. - The Oddish
Philip: Cucumbers! I forgot to update you! Here, have a Cucumber..
el juego de la matriz de punto es completo ecstacy>   :-) - Ding Chavez
Philip: Si! Cucumber Bueno!
Foy
Foy Foy
Foy Foy Foy
Foy Foy Foy Foy
Foy Foy Foy Foy Foy
Foy Foy Foy Foy
Foy Foy Foy
Foy Foy
Squirtle

Aww, damn it... - The Heptagon

Philip: Close; but no Cucumber.
Hey where does this actually go. I type the letters in and they just dissappear. I want my letters back!!! - Just Joe
Philip: The Cucumber eats them.
I just read EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY Viral Speak. My brain hurts... - Kappa the Kappa
Philip: Wow... that's Cucumber!