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Viral Speak 09-22-2000
Is this a Viral Speak, which I see before me? The words before my pointer? Come, let me highlight thee. Oh, Game Spy ROCKS. They have a better Macbeth parody.

I like bunnies. Bunnies are fluffy. I like fluffy bunnies. NO! CHU CHU MOUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *sobs* Poor Fluffy Bunnies... - The Heptagon
Philip: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Just a few quick Qs.
1)Hey, did you see the Intruder? Wow! Awesome! That would make an awesome GBA game! Don'tcha think?
2) How long before "Super Mascot Smash" comes out for all systems?
3) I was watching Mewtwo Strikes Back when I noticed something. You the part where the kids just find out the ferry's been cancelled? Well, the boy in between the other 2 selected trainers looks almost EXACTLY like Philip in "Fresh from the Ice Box". Coincidence? - Duke Nukem #170
Philip: Hmm... The answer is 87.
Relena is PURE EVIL! WHY DID YOU JUMP IN FRONT OF HER, MARYMEYA, WHY?!?!!?!!?!?
*blows up a Relena voodoo doll*
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! - Kasumi
Philip: Relena is a bad person.
What the hell is Bibleman?!?! Pretty soon we'll be having Bible Rangers and Bible Bots. What's this world coming to? - BVP663
Philip: Go Jesuschu! I choose you! Gotta save 'em all! Biblemon! Biblical Monsters. Biblemon are the champions! I could see kids in Sunday School. "I'll trade you a Peterzard for your Judasmon!" "No WAY! Unless you give me your Jezebellasoum and your Mosesmon."
A little preview of Microsoft XBox:

*LOADING.....*

*This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.*

Okay, so maybe that's not all correct. *snicker* But it can't be worse than that silly tray-type loading system for the PS2 'cause the dinky things are so fragile. I am WaAxemBlue! - Axem Blue

Philip: You forgot PATCHES.
hey does anyone know if 3 doors down has 1 cd or 2 cds? is loser on their oldest one? - jumbo
Philip: Loser is on their older one. Not the one that's coming out soon.. I think.. don't own any of their CDs so I wouldn't know.
why was my viral speak in green? - Dark Terran
Philip: I don't know.
Ah, yes, I forgot that you can get to Nintendorks by going to this IP:
http://209.203.229.248/
It's too bad they haven't updated since last Thursday. - Gemini
Philip: I hope they are okay... I'm so worried! I recently sent in my orders for dmgice.net and dmgice.org just to be on the safe side.
I am fairy happy. - Razzly
Philip: HAPPY!
YOU ARE THE ASSASSIAN OF TIME!!! YOU ARE THE CHRONO TRIGGER!!!!!! - Lynx
Philip: Actually, I'm the babysitter of time.
What is up with Nintendorks(Your brother site)? I mean, "You are not authorized to view this page", I have tried from my home, school and work. What the L*dyb* is going on? Has Brandon gone insane? I need my DRCs!

P.S. I think L*dyb* is the equivalent of all four letter words put together! - JayGee1

Philip: I know.. I miss him too.. Brandon.. we miss you and your condom-distributeng site. We miss Mr. Face, we miss it all.. don't die on us...
I signed the petition. Foy compelled me. - Kappa the Kappa
Philip: You did the right thing.
Foy totally reeks of awosmeness! Ladyba totally reeks of....uh....Haynociticy! Yeah, Haynociticy! - Edge and Christian
Philip: Haynociticy BAD!