Jazzzman42: happen to watch Bush on Oprah today?
Philipdmgice: I don't watch Oprah.. and I don't think I would want to see Bush on Oprah.. *snickers*

Isn't the "It's Cold" reference from one of the Poltergiest movies?  I think the third one with the mirrors....   I can't remember though because I watched it oh so long ago.....  Remeber when the thing grabbed them through that puddle in the car lot?  And that wierd Aunt Tangina?  (I always thought her name was Tatanga till I saw it another time.)  It freaked me out when she got fried by the thing in the mirror and that girl started crawling out of her.  But I was only 12 when I last saw it. - DRZZY

this site needs more explosions. - gekko

Thanks for the shameless plug. Scuzzy applauds you.

You know what would be sweet? Comic cross-overs... between sites!!!

I'm already working on a speacial cartoon featuring you guys... what do you each want to look like? - Clay Jones

My take on the "violent/games/music" thing... Well, I don't have much of a problem with it, except the marketing to kids thing. I mean, you don't have to feel like a complete idiot to walk into an elementary school and hear some kid asking the real Slim Shady to please stand up. The thing with 11-14 year old kids is that they think they are adults, but they're... not. The gospel according to Axem Blue...

By the way, am I the only one who thinks people calling each other gay over and over and over ad infinitum is really stupid (and maybe... GAY?) - Axem Blue

Songpro's release was low, yes, but it works, what with the oppresive rule of "Family Groups" dominating the globe.

Well, let's just wait until little Timmy downloads Eminem's "Kim" onto ol' Songpro Jr.!  Such a nonviolent musical alternative to those nasty, violent games that kids play, like "Tetris" (Think of the poor blocks, being vaporized!) or "Pokémon" (Just an electronic Cock-fighting primer, teaching our children to use animals as weapons!)! - Sebulba113

Disney released Princess Mononoke under Miramax with limited release because they're wimps. And since it's really Ghibli's movie that they distribute, they don't deserve credit for the cussing and violence. But you knew that. But that's not important. What's important is that you should all go see this movie right now becuase it owns you and you are nothing if you don't. It is easily the best movie ever. Go rent it now then buy it on DVD later on. Hey Phillip have you seen this movie yet? - Tenryuujin

yes! it was me! i let the dogs out! and ill let the kittys out too if youre not carefull! send 18 cookies to the white house... OR ELSE!

thank you for your time. vote for me- i mean al gore! - Not Al Gore

I am sad that you haven't included me in the last viral speak. argh! - Dark Terran

Boink

The above boink was in happiness since I think Josh Nickerson made a Viral Speakers reference. Pinch me. - The Boinker

I am LiquidFyre! Watch as I ban people for no reason! My density spans beyond measure! I AM-
*Lieber-Man uses his Lieber Bitch Slap on LiquidFyre*

I guess Liber-Man does have a use after all. - The Heptagon

Hey! This is the last seriousness you'll hear from me. We need to keep VS silly!
The "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" quote is from Ex 22:18 in the King James Version of the bible. The Literal translation says "sorcerer," but that's even more broad.
You can look it up, it's not out of context.

There's also Deu 18:10 which says:
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, of an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

Also, one of the reasons I oppose prayer in school, aside from the possibility of students of other religions having rights trampled by zealous teachers, is that I have seen that very thing happen both in 3rd and 5th grade (I had the same teacher.)

Among other things, this teacher would make everyone recite the Lord's Prayer every morning, and would often read from the Bible to us. The Bible reading I had no problem with, as we didn't have to actively participate in it and could choose to believe or not. The thing that got me is that one morning I decided that instead of repeatedly declaring my loyalty to something I had never seen proof of, I would just sit out from the prayer. The teacher was infuriated, and I would have been in a lot of trouble, but he had to be careful to give punishments in small doses to not create a scene since the forced prayer was blatantly illegal. Though this was, of course, long before I knew it was illegal, so I just took the punishment without complaint, and continued to sit out every day until he gave up.

Anyhow, that's more than enough seriousness from me. Actually, you may as well keep this post to youself, but PLEASE leave in the part below the dashes!

As a gesture of goodwill over this little bout of rant-tag, I bring you...
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Foy Nukem!

(The site'll be up until the 21st so it'll have time to show up in Viral Speak.)

Muahahahaaaaaa! - fuchikoma

Mystery Science Theater is awesome!!! It'd be so freakin' funny if they watched the Pokemon Movie...
 

*Disclaimer: CodeBlue thinks Viral Speak and Theology does not mix... CodeBlue also thinks that anything short of total non-seriousness or talk about game boy stuff should be prohibited from viral speak and also that anyone who thinks Foy or Gameboy is Stupid is a hopeless doofus who should go do a belly flop from a 100 meter diving platform into an empty pool.Thank you for reading CodeBlue's disclaimer. No Virii were harmed in the making of this Viral Speak.* - CodeBlue

ugh...i broke my colar bone...wish me a speedy recovery! - mankind

Flaming Moose must apologize for his message yesterday.  He was overcome with admiration and came out sounding like a dork who was making a not-so-subtle effort to be included in a favorite media.  What he really wanted to say was that he, also, loves books.  Many of his favorites are sometimes banned, like Catch-22. Flaming Moose also loves the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Trilogy".  Flaming Moose could go on and on about books,  but he does not want to annoy all those viral speak readers trying to get to the funnies.  Oh, and just in case... ::casts Anti-Rant Spell on Philip:: - Flaming Moose