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Viral Speak 08-28-2000 Oh, I love you the most always giving up the
ghost in your own private conversation, You're a sweet mystery, there is
nothing in-between, you and the Mona Lisa.
After the PS2 comes out, how much do
you think will a PS one
cost? I've been loyal to the big N forever, but
I'm thinking of buying a
PSX for the Square games. - Father Rod
Philip: Dunno.. I'm buying one too though..
not the PS2.. the PS One! It's TINY!
Hey Philip can you post this please:
There is a really good new discusion board for video games it's www.VGamer.net
Thank you - The_Silver _Arrow
Philip: Okay. But only because you said please
and you seem like a nice person.
A Pokemon G/S commecial was on the school
TV network this morning! - gemini
Philip: It begins.
My DMG Ice Comic is up to twelve strips,
and I owe it all to Josh Nickerson for starting the trend of comics for
cult websites. I humbly thank you Josh *bow* - The Boinker
Philip: And once PTT sends me his Title Graphic..
we'll have another one... and if you would like to.. please send yours
and a Title Graphic. ^_^ I mean, you gotta love website based comics. Absolutegb.com
has some great ones too. I highly recommend them. On a side note.. who
here thinks EAGB should have comics
too. I mean, seriously... we want to see an anime-chibi Valerie. *grins*
Dreamsicle.
Player-Station.
GamingCuber
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Thank You - Mr. E
Philip: Right!
I have a theory that 'Culture Club' is
the worst band in history. Agree with me Philip? - The Boinker
Philip: I think you may be right.. unless..
Carrot Top sings..
Stages of Death
A = Person A
B = Person B
1.Denial & Isolation
A: I can't wait for Earthbound 64 to come out!
I've been waiting forever...
B: Dude, they canceled that.
A: What are you talking about? It's predicted
that it'll come out in a few months.
B: Uh...are you feeling ok man?
A: Yes, I'm doing just peachy damnit! Go away!
2. Anger
A: Earthbound 64 got canceled just to piss me
off. You suck Earthbound.
3. Rage
A: You really suck Earthbound!!
4. Envy & Resentment
A: Earthbound was so good to everyone. I should
be the one that's dead, not poor EB64...Why oh why did they kill Earthbound
64?
5.Bargaining
*Person A calls up Nintendo*
A: If I send you guys a box of homemade cookies
will you bring back Earthbound 64? Please?
Nintendo Customer Service Personnel: Um...I don't
think so
A: Ok, then how about two boxes?
NCSP: Um...the next sound you'll hear will be
a clicking noise that resembles that of a phone being hung up...but we're
just putting you on hold. Nintendo values our customers and would never
do anything like hang up on you.
*Click. Beep-beep-beep*
A: Hello? Hello?! How about three boxes? Four?
C'mon, what do you want from me? How about five? Hello?
Operator Voice: If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and dial again.
A: You Foy killing bastards!!!!!!
6.Depression
A: Earthbound 64 has been canceled. What's the
point of living...
7.Acceptance
B: Umm, ya know, EB might always come out for
the GBA
A: Of course!! I have found a reason to live!
I can finally accept EB64's demise, because it may always find its rebirth
upon the GBA!
B: Oh...kay...I'm gonna go get a pizza. Don't
follow me. - The Heptagon
Philip: I have the OSV for Earthbound. (Mother
2) It's a SOUNDTRACK. Envy me. I also got ahold of the legitimate copy
of the Seiken Densetsu 1 OSV. (Final Fantasy Adventure) I'll review it
soon just to make you all.. squirm. *grins* Although.. heh.. track
me down on AIM and I'll share the MP3s of them. I ripped both of them onto
my hard drive.
There is no white bread. Only the kitties.
- spd12
Philip: Yippy, Skippy! The EVIL!!
After periodically trying out the Catch
'Em game, the other day I caught the last pokémon I needed, thereby
getting all 151. The next day I caught the last three pokémon I
needed on Pokémon Pinball, as well as Mew, thereby getting all 151.
DMG Ice is truly a mystical 8-Ball. - The Heptagon
Philip: You and The Boinker sure write in
a lot; but.. yeah!
Is it just me, or is anyone else somewhat
pissed that Nintendo didn't put the Y & X buttons on the GBA? - Avatar1130
Philip: At first I was like.. aww... then
I realized that a lot of great games didn't actually NEED all the buttons.
I mean, you could play Earthbound with one hand. I don't remember what
the L & R buttons did in Final Fantasy 4, 6, Chrono Trigger. They were
veritable useless in Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario World, Kirby's Super
Star, Super Mario RPG, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Secret of Mana,
Breath of Fire, and many other games. In Star Fox and Super Metroid.. all
the buttons were used; but that could be reworked. Why doesn't Nintendo
just make us all happy and release a "Zelda" Trilogy cartridge with a reworked
Legend of Zelda, Adventure of Link, and Link to the Past. That would be...
SO damn cool. It wouldn't be hard at all and thousands of young gamers
would be exposed to the first three games. With the fourth, seventh, and
eighth games on the system as well.. it would be.. well.. yeah!
When was the last time you read anything that
twisted? Eh heh heh heh... - NeoVid
Philip: It has cussing.. so.. umm.. if cussing
offends you.. stay the Hell away from it.
NO you don't get it I want to touch you're
FOY *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* - Britney Spears
Philip makes a face of sheer Elian "The Dolphins
Pushed Me!" Gonzalez terror: Oh, no! The Tall Lady wants me!
The person who transloated Digimon is
actually a really nice person, and keeps it as true as possible. It's Fox
that does all the cutting, and adding the stupid puns like 'I'm surging
with energy, SOMEONE GET ME A SCRATCHING POOOOOOOOOOST!'. She has her own
website too at
www.megchan.com/digimon
- The Boinker
Philip: Digimon... yummy! Tastymon! Digimon
are digital; so they taste better than Pokemon. But.. no Digimon tastes
like Misty.. Mmmm.. Misty. *snickers*
Why would that be, eh?!
Which red triangle are you referring to? The project
to infiltrate the United States Army with a bioweapon that we started with
Russia and Yugoslavia during the Cold War? Or our plan to make a female
version of "Tinky Winky" for the Teletubbies? - Spooky Mulder
Philip: Think, Mulder.. what COMPANY, not
currently developing for Nintendo, has a Red Triangle in their name. The
Truth is out Square... I mean.. There. Oh, well.. Square needs to develop
for the Cube.. I mean.. it works so well! Square + Cube = Happy us. Calculus!
~~~~~~~
"...the metal of their swords give off glints
of metal."
RANDOM MSTer 1: (Zelda) *cowering from flying
shards* Gah! Quit it! You'll put someone's eye out!
RANDOM MSTer 2: (Navi) "Hey!" *pauses* *kicks
scriptwriter*
~~~~~~~
(From the top of Saturday's Viral Speak) - Ynsi
Philip: We seem to spawn/attract a lot of
MSTers. Tom Servo would shed a tear if he could..
What is the game cube, another GBA accessory?
- geezer
Philip: Yes.
ok, GB rules, but you gotta admit, no
matter how hard a GB game tries to remake itself with cutscenes and color,
it STILL can't beat the Chrono Trigger '99 remake... I mean, BIRD STUDIO.
that says it all. (note to all: Toriyama didn't do the anime sequences.
the character drawings for remake aren't by him. He did the ORIGINALs,
but his Bird Studio cronies and lackies did remake [very well, too!]) but
no, they put bad games remade into America, home of the gullible suckers,
but not CHRONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll just sit here with my tea playing Hitch-Hiker's
guide to the Galaxy, then, shall I?......... <at that very moment, the
Vogon fleet arrives to demolish the supercomputer 'Earth' to make way for
an interstellar bypass. the DMG Ice staff, however, is drunk, so they won't
get hurt by the Matter Transference beam (Muscle relaxant). I gather them
all up and press the green button and we go bye-bye and you all die. So
long.>
Foy. - Arthur Dent/Super SaiyaMew
Philip: Square made a lot of stupid mistakes.
One is Wonder Swan development; instead of GBC. And two is not bringing
Tobal 2, Chocobo's Dungeon 1, Chrono Trigger '99, Radical Dreamers, Final
Fantasy 2j, Final Fantasy 3j, and Seiken Densetsu 3 over to the US. And
the BIGGEST Square mistake ever: "3-D World Runner". Although.. the Chrono
Trigger remake has it's problems. Remember that the PSX can't handle mode
7 very well and loading times are an issue. You've seen the slow combat
in FF6 for the PSX.. I mean.. seriously. I think the best remake I've seen
though.. was Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete. Complete over-haul, new
plot points, more music, more depth, one of the BEST villians ever, and
well.. the beautiful extras make it a brilliant remake. Working Designs
is one of the best translators there is in the business.. rivaled only
by SNK. *snickers*
I'd buy a PSX when Heck freezes over.
I like the look of Square's games (Chrono Cross's Opening Theme = Best
VG Music EVER), but that's the only thing I like about it. PS2 really
has no titles I'm remotely interested in. GameCube and Dreamcast,
on the other hand, have some very sweet looking (Zelda, Metroid, Shenmue,
Jet Grind Radio, even the Luigi's Mansion demo...) and unique (Crazy Taxi,
Seaman) games. And GBA? I think it looks like the best 32-bit
system ever...I really like the system's design, especially the clear blue
one. If only Square would wise up and work on some old-school 2D
games, GBA would be the all-powerful gaming force. - Sebulba113
Philip: Even without current Square stuff..
I still have all their old stuff for the GB. You know.. Enix is going to
make a killing with their GBC and GBA projects. I hope Square is watching.
Look, Square! It's ENIX and they're kicking your @ss! I hope the heads
of Square/EA look at Enix and think.. "Screw going Nasdaq.. let's
go GBA!" It would be substantially less risky.
That star wars demo looked so real it
didn't seem possible. - Kokuss
Philip: Star Wars: Rougue Squadron 2... oh,
joy... fighting in space.. my gameing thumbs quiver in anticipation...
Augomon has more of a peachy taste, actually.
A little too sweet for citrus. - CodeBlue
Philip: You know.. now that I've started eating
them.. I like Digimon a bit more than I used to..pass the Mimi. Digimon..
why can't it be a legitimate Game Boy Color game?
