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Viral Speak 08-10-2000
Napster protects the Soul. Money is the root of all evil. Music is the language of love. The two were never meant to be mixed. And anyone who fails to realize that music is a HOBBY -that makes money-, and not a job is fooling themselves. Face it, a good music group makes jack squat off of their albums and song royalties. The real dough is ads and merchandise. Not the music. Would I buy a Blink 182 CD? Naw. Would I buy a Blink 182 shirt if it was funny? Sure. That's how it works. Sell stickers of your group, books, pens, mugs, hats, T-Shirts, be creative and original with your merchandise. I'm betting Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears could make millions if they liscensed their likenesses to, say, Realdoll. (Just kidding.) Maybe if Metallica made better T-Shirts? Music should be free. Information should be free. Charging almost $20 for a CD that took $0.50 to create is like asking people to pay for air.

george w. would be slowpoke cuz he cant even spell politician...i cant either :( - titan25

Philip: Politician.. actually, you spelled it right.

Why does the big kids called them foy - Erick Machado

Philip: Because they big kids.

Hi Phil. I'd like to start this by saying that the new GBA screens own us all. Also, the Mario Tennis GB screens were released. These facts cause my pants to become moist. But more importantly, I'd like to talk about "Nina". Check out the new Mario Tennis GBC feature at IGN Pocket to see her screenshot. She is special.You need the GBC game to get her, and she is cute. She has a nice name. She is better than Peach or Maple. In short, she owns us. I move that Nina be the DMG ICE mascot.
She should have a banner, and be part of the DMG family, like sock monkey, Blue Virii, and the others. All hail Nina. - Tenryuujin

Philip: Haha, good one.

You know, in the beginning of this presidential campain I was going to go with Gore. Why ? Because , look at it this way:
Gore = Tree
Bush = Coke monkey
Who's more fun to go to a party with ? A coke monkey. Who is beeter fit to run the country? A tree. But then, Bush chooses Dick as his running mate. Why? I don't know, as Dick Cheney can neither run nor mate (Bob Dole syndrom). But then in a drastic turn of events, Gore chooses Lieberman. Now don't get me wrong, I love Jews. I go to this really good Jewish Deli all the time. But isn't this the same Mr.No-Violent-VideoGame ESRB Ban Mortal Kombat and NightTrap ? Good bye to Gore. I never liked Tipper anyway. What kind of a name is Tipper? I wonder what her mom was smoking when she came up with that one. Bush-Dick doesn't have that ring to it. I am voting 3rd Party. - Dreamaster

Philip: But third party is Third Reich Buchy territory....

GBA...Oh, man.....
(Colapses)
Hey, so what candidate does Phil like? I like the ol' third party
candidate, Professor Oak. That guy is so awesome, he's the only reason to watch that show. - Sebulba113

Philip: I'm voting Tatanga

how are you - steven

Philip: Fluffy.

Dang... I missed something. Where's this whole name thing comin' from? - John

Philip: Dunno... check the archives. ^_^

Why don't you have demos - Chris

Philip: Why should I?

meowthar i have to know what's your name cuz i did the mgs thing and i'm energizing bison my name is joseph allen is either one of those in your name? plz let me know through viral speak. ps tomorrows my b-day - pokemaster

Philip: Have some Pikachu Pepperoni Pizza!

I finally found the MGS name generator, so I'm trying out names. My code names were Gaseous Poodle and Energizing Cockroach. Eh? I'm trying out MGS operative names. How about:
Roy Campbell: Hydrogen Bumblebee
Mei Ling: Echnida Mudskipper
Brian McBride: Gigantic Skunk (aaahhh!!)
Ronard Lensenbrink(Weasel): Bullwhip Salamander
Chris Jenner: Infamous Camel
Solid Snake: Gaseous Anaconda
Liquid Snake: Gaseous Bumblebee
Gray Fox: Explosive Sea-Monkey
Oddly, when I tried to put in first name last name just as it appeared, I got the coolest name: Liquid Rattlesnake! Oy. Oh, I tried Phantom Gamer and it said Gaseous Poodle. I'd rather be Explosive Sea-Monkey. - The Phantom Gamer

Philip: Back you Poodle! I will use my Luscious Ladybug powers on you!

Nintendo will have 100 GBA games available for demo play at Space World... ::drools and passes out:: - Farfetch'D

Philip: Not 100 GBA games.. 100 GBA UNITS. That's about a few units per game.

You know if Al gore gets elected, your still okay, unless Akemi finnaly shows us...the light. But Liberman sucks, If he gets/stays in office, I won't be able to 'Enjoy' the best parts of the net...until I'm 20... - Q-Bone

Philip: huh?

Dick, Bush & Foy.
What more could you want?
DMG Ice. - Orochi p_fish

Squishy: HAPPY!
Philip: EEK! Down Squishy!
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.

I opened a box of Marshmallow blasted Frootloops today, expecting to find either a togepi or Pikachu battle top (as advertised on the back) when to my surprise, as I fished the top out of the cereal, it was a FOY battle top! O JOY! I have my very own Foy to battle with! :D
Foy good! - PTT/Grenadier Rattlesnake

Philip: Foy GOOD! Metallica BAD!