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Viral Speak 08-02-2000
There is no Linux. I speak the truth of this! Linux is secretly... Windows 2025!

It's kinda funny, while DMGICE has been getting more and more real content, the competition is starting to result to more and more "wish" articles.  for shame... - Infinity_Yak
Philip: I know.. things like "Wouldn't it be great if say.. Activision did such and such game?" Who cares.. about platform games.. especially with Metro 3D workingon Dark Angel: Anna's Quest for GBA, and Enix fixing up Dragon Warrior Monsters 2 and Dragon Warrior 3 for GBC, although from what I have heard.. those projects may get the advanced shove; just like Dark Angel. On the other front, NGPC fans can rejoice, for they will STILL get that MP3 player.. in October. SongJones is still go.
Where the hell are the last two coins in Castle of Illusion level in Wario Land 3? Only you can help me! Arrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!! Kay, bye. - Farfetch'D
Philip: Too.. tired.. not.. remember...
i resisted akemi.

i think... - wonk hero

Philip: She is a Master of the Force..
In Survival Kids some people seem to have trouble keeping the other kid alive. I have trouble killing 'em. I woke it up initially and then went off to get one of the gems. It was five days later when I returned; and ya know what? The bastard was still alive!! I fed 'em poisonous food substances and they still lived. Why?! Why?! Why won't they die?! Why?! Please, for the love of God let 'em die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Please help me kill the seemingly immortal kid. - That Cool Little Monkey
Philip: He/she will die in the ending.. if treated wrong.. wait.. you're the monkey.. you want Mery all to yourself... you're EVIL!
If Akemi marrys me I'll  give you a dollar and a cookie. - Slim Shady
Philip: And I will never allow such a thing to take place.
Ahhhh!  Giant Spider!...Oh, wait...Giant Spider my friend...but how do goblins get trained in him...and where does the fuel and gold go? - Sebulba113
Philip: I wondered that myself.. and honestly.. I hesitate to find out..
Hey, it's August 2. Why isn't BowWow back? - AltarBoy
Philip: Good question.. when BowWow gets off of Jazz's leg.. I'll ask it.
I listened to the soundtrack of pokemon 2000... and it was pretty good all things considered until Weird Al sang a great song "polkamon" except for one discordant note. He swears right in the middle of the song!

"L*dy*a!"

*shudder*

I nearly shot myself. Someone needs to write him a letter. - CodeBlue

Philip: I visibly cringed when I first heard that song.. and that word..
You should update AREA DMG.  I really like that section.  Its one of the best sections of the site. - Dark Zerg
Philip: I love it too.. I know.. I need to update it..
Yes, I am on the island, and what the heck did you mean by "part of the menu"?! I'm not edible! Why do you want me to be the first kicked off the island anyway? - The Mighty Charizard2000
Philip: Because. It would be funny. Mmm.. pass the Charizard2000.
Wow, survivor got old just as fast as millionare. amazing - Robb
Philip: I have never seen an episode of either show. I read about 'em... and well.. I have Sattelite, no cable. And to be honest, I would rather hang out with Adam Cessler than Regis Philban. And I find "The Money Machine" and "Silicon Spin" to be infinitely more appealing than an island full of angry people. I mean, if I want to hear people fighting like animals when they should be working together.,, I can listen to Christian Radio Talk Shows. And that's not a diss.. it's a fact. Pray for Christian Radio...
Spaceworld is coming...Mario Kart Advanced.....I feel giddy.....will you hold me? - Tenryuujin
Philip: Don't try anything funny and I might. Oh.. Mario Kart.. Silent Hill... Tenchu.. Rayman 2.. Alone in the Dark: New Nightmare.. it goes on...
A sad true story:

Two years ago my friend asked his mother for an N64 for Christmas. 

Several weeks later he opened his presents to find a #@$!$ Playstation instead of the N64 he desired.

His mothers reason for buying a Playstation: She thought Playstation Cd's were more modern than N64 Carts

The moral of this story: 

Dont buy your kid a PSX because they are evil spawned by Satan - Robin

Philip: That's sad..
I cannot wait for Gauntlet Legends to come to Game Boy... Then I can get away from that darn "Deejay's" Living Room! - The Archer
Philip: Good game.
I'm actually writing the story for my own videogame currently. It is an RPG, of course. I'm working on the battle system and spells, as well as the story. It used to be about midievil stuff, but I've changed it to be far in the future. All I need is a name for the bad guys...... - The Phantom Gamer
Philip: Just so you know.. the name "Scuzzy" is pretty good. *snickers*
Phil, i'm surprised you copped out on the chance to tech globe Flower some real Japanese.  Kutabare means to "wish you a good and wonderful day, so that all you capitalist ventures will be concluded in purchasing Sony retail products." - Beefy_B
Philip: Gomen kudasai.. Globe Flower.. Kusu means Sony in Japanese. ^_^
I wrote a great Warlocked review...

Then...

THE BLASTED COMPUTER CRASHED!!!!

<mutter mutter... Microsoft...mutter mutter...death to Xbox> - DavidDayton@bigfoot.com

Philip: Warlocked Good. Microsoft Bad.