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Viral Speak 08-01-2000
August 12th.. is just... a few days away... I'll be 20!

NO!

akemi...too....strong....must...resist...! - wonk hero

Philip: The Power of Akemi compels you!
Let me eat the Foy, pleeeease? - Meowthar
Philip: No. Go eat Pikachu instead..
I was looking at Majora's Mask screenshots, and there's a night club in it! KAWAII!!! And a guy in the hotel that asks you for a map so he can clean his... I suspecting major american dumbing down... I need to learn more Japanese than Kawaii, Nihongo, and Kuso. Maybe they don't dumb it down for Australia or England.... Then I could pay twice as much to import it, but I want that gold cartridge.... Man... They dn't teach Japanese where I live... - Globe Flower
Philip: Hmmm.. Kawaii means.. cute.. Kokkoi means cool.. if that's what you were looking for..
Have you seen my wallet? - Link
Philip: Marin left in on my dresser, here you go. Oh, your drivers liscense picture is icky...
If I hear that damn Hampster Dance song again, I will run around screaming "I love Sony!!" It's been damaging my brain, and I have been playing lots and lots of gameboy to try and cure it. It helps, but I'm so scared that soon it will be too late.... I bet Sony got whoever wrote that "song" to put subliminal messages in it so people would bye Playstation 2. RESIST IT AT ALL COSTS! - I love gameboy
Philip: RESIST!
Well, I saw "Pokémon The Movie 2000" (Man, that title just gives away the plot, doesn't it?) yesterday and actually, it wasn't so bad.  I enjoyed "The Power of One".  The stupid mini-movie, "Pikachu's Rescue 911", or whatever it was called, made me want to gouge my eyes out with my thumbs and scream "OUT VILE JELLY!"  The high point of "PR911" was seeing Hoothoot.  Then I tried to choke on my Snickers.

...And I saw the clouds of Foy in the movie, and it hit me - in Stadium GS, what if a L*dyb* named "Foy" gets some kind of special coloring or tattoo (The letters "BFD" tattooed onto it's underbelly - that would be cool) or something? - Sebulba113

Philip: That would be cool.. or what if it made it.. Blue?
Remember when everyone used to love that little taco Bell Dog?

You know... for those whole five seconds?

Now, do you remember when everyone hated the dog?

You know... for quite awhile

But it seems it has died down. I will not rest until the dog is mocked again! - The Boinker

Philip: And I support you in your quest! Maybe if someone made a WAV/MP3 of the Taco Bell dog going.. "Wasssssssssuuuuuppp?!"
Now, let's try cloaking that little Grunt and infecting him with Blobby Pox!  MUWAHAHAHA!!!  Die, Zog!  - SabrStryk
Philip: God created Warlocked and gave it to us. It is truly a miraculous event.
I was driving down the information superhighway, on my normal potable gaming route, and I saw a virii thumbing a ride.  Being the sympathetic and kind hearted guy I am, I stopped to pick it up.  "Where ya headed?", I asked my passenger.  "I'm going to DMG ICE", it replied.  Curiosity getting the best of me, I said, "DMG ICE?  Never been there.  Can you give me directions?"  Take a left past Snowflake, 3 miles past Reviewsity, and a right at Viral Speak.", it said.  "You'll know you've arrived when you find a slick witted, good humored site thats fun and informative."  "Hmm, sound interesting.", I said.  "I think I'll join you."  "After all, its gotta be better then those other boring, by the book Gameboy dives I've been visiting lately."  The virrii just smiled, as we made our way to DMG ICE.  Suffice to say the virrii was correct, and I havn't left this wonderful site since.  Keep up the great work, and a "shout out" to the random blue virrii that showed me the way! - Darrell
Philip: That is such a beautiful story... we promise not to kill that virus..
Quick! There are only 5 slots left in General Board Survivor! If you don't get there by tommorow, they'll be all gone!!! It's at the general board! QUICK!!! You can eat rats and vote people that you don't like off the Island!!! - Globe Flower
Philip: Yes! Join! So, you can vote Charizard2000 off as quickly as possible! (If.. C2K is on the island and not part of the menu...)
Does the Gameboy Printer come with a Universal Game Link or one of those normal links.. I'm just curious. - Dark Terran
Philip: Universal.
RL: Go with the Team Rocket Flow or     prepare to fight!

Slowking: Slowking, that's right! - Rocket Leader

Philip: Umm.. go!