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Viral Speak 07-27-2000
Lieben.

This morning, I was wondering around the rock tunnel in Pokemon, picking on trainers I avoided when I got past it last year. Someone probably put this up already, but I found a Female Jr. Trainer that said.
-when first spotted-
" Hey, you have Pokeballs, Let's Go!"
-after you win-
" That was good!"
-talk to her again-
" Now I'm all sweaty!"
Don't you think Nintendo could proofread these translations? - Hopeless TR Fan

Philip: Actually.. they do! Bwa ha ha!

Bow Wow's on my leg... I'm scared. - Slim Shady

Philip: Don't twitch..

I came across this when i was looking over the Mythri petition.
"DO NOT PUBLISH THIS GAME. IT IS A CHEAP FINAL FANTASY RIP OFF. HOW ABOUT SOME REAL INNOVATION IN OUR GAMES??? TEAMXKALIBUR IS A FRAUD!!! SQUARE SHOULD SUE THEIR PITIFUL ASSES!!!"
It was posted like 20 times. This is a sad time in videogameland. - Beefy_B

Philip: Maybe I should alter that.. "Nintendo! Do not publish that Final Fantasy game! It is a cheap Dragon Warrior Rip Off! How about some real innovation in our games! Squaresoft is a fraud! Enix should sue their pitiful asses!". Oh, I hope you did your duty and flamed that lame person. ^_^

I signed that petition, but I really want an Airship in Mythri!
Got Airship? - The Beet Goes On

Philip: Hmmm.. good job!

Let her back in! Let her back in now, or I'll explode! - Hbomb, representing #gameboy regulars for the unbanning of Techni

Philip: I'm running amazingly behind this week.. but if I get the time.. I'll see what I can do.

Jeez I hate Nintendo. Don't get me wrong, I still have my SNES hooked up next to my Dreamcast but, damn!Those people are true bastards at the Nintendo Hotline. Every time I call them for anything,(mostly FOY)all they ever do is say something crappy like,
"I am not privelaged to reveal that information to you"
"We have no information on that at this time"
"That is not possible"
"I'd rather screw a scrawny and out-of-work toilet duck before ever helping you"
*click*
And then, after all that insite, I have to listen to some really crappy music just to get to the Pokemon questions. Grrr... And then, when I go back to my only legal consolation (DMG Ice), No Viral Speak, and no Akemi !Is there no God ? I will send my army of highly trained ninja monkeys to systimaticaly hunt down and kill every one of those Nintendo Hotline Representatives. They will rue the day they ever said, "How can I help you ?" - Nightopian (Nomad Forever!)

Philip: True. One thing I like about some companies.. is the ones that jump all over you trying to help you. For example: Nuon at E3.. my goodness... they kept me fed, gave a nifty lounge to hang out in, answered all my questions, did everything but let me keep a Nuon chip. There is a game store on Nolan Road in Kansas City MO, a little ways from the Funcoland, where the people are really friendly. They look you in the eye. Address you by sir, or your first name. And basically treat you like they've known you for years. One of my favorite European countries is Holland, the people are amazingly friendly there. If you get rude reps.. take their name, and when I'm not tired.. I'll tell you who to call to complain to. But, I'm dead tired right now.

MY GOD IN HEAVEN STRIKE ME DOWN I HAVE SINNED! I SAID L*DY*A !WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP! WHY! OH GOD IN HEAVEN WHY! WHY IS NINTENDO SO CRUEL! WHY DID THEYHAVE TO NAME HIM THAT! OH WHY! ...... - crazychris

Philip: I see that the expression: "Oh, my God in Heaven!" is catching on. ^_^ It's much more dramatic, and is superior to saying other things that take the Lord's name in vain.

I've heard that the PS2 Has a whole of extra accessories which are really expensive! And yet games are still worth 70-90! Time to laugh... - Pikamew

Philip: And the system is $300. For the price of a second controller, and a game.. you could have made a down-payment on a car, or bought a Dreamcast and several games. Think on it.. PS2 + Another Controller + Game = money you could use to buy an N64 and a ton of games... or a Game Boy Color and well.. some quality games.

Did you know that MGS GBC already uses the infared port??? I figured it out just now. You see, i was watcing Conan O'Brien and playing MGS, then I saved and Mei Ling mentioned a quote about you cant be two places at once and cant do two things at once, then she asks if you are doing something else while playing. I noticed that she has said this before, but only when I am watching TV too. I believe the IR port reads the IR reciever on your television!! Just another one of those nifty secrets Konami put in there for us! Peace! - Tick/HeeroYui/Shinji

Philip: Hmm...

I like being a puppet don't ya know. Also that should be done more often, you could have some mad fun with that - Elvoid

Philip: I doubt Laura would agree..
Kelly Puppet: You were great! Can I have my nickel?

Everyone go sign the petition to get Mythri a developer. http://www.teamxkalibur.com/ Thank you for signing Philip you have a lot of influence I'm sure. Now all the DMG Ice readers need to go sign, because I want to play this game bad!!! Go Mythri!!!
- Boco316

Philip: Yeah!

Eve 6 quote of the day! *points excitedly* Good CD! Good CD! Awesome band! - caffeine_junkei

Philip: I like the new CD a lot. Although, it's all about sleeping with fans.

Um, sorry, you can't have our Zomby. He's an AGB exclusive.
And you thought you had everything.
Just kidding! We do have a Scuzzy you could borrow! Nobody loves Scuzzy. Everybody do him a favor and show the goop some love. - Clay Jones

Philip: You called him a goop... you'll make Scuzzy sad.. *takes out Nine* Go give Scuzzy a hug! Don't kill him though!

NO! TRY to step on little pikachu! - Wonk Hero

Philip: Word.

Mmm...the best part of the morning? Waking up to read Phil bashing both the PS2 AND Focus on Family in one day. If anybody ever asks "Where are all the smart people?" give 'em one word - DMGIce.
..Or is that two words? Or 3 letters and a word? Ah, I gotta lie down again. - Sebulba113

Philip: Time to dis Al Gore! Where to begin? I could call him a hypocritical, pansy, liar; who apparently loves to screw trees, more than his drunkard, busy-body wife Tipper. Not as if there is any difference.

The secret section of the sire hasn't been updated since november. What gives?
P.S. I typed this with my other hand. - Beefy_B

Philip: I don't have much to hide?
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