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Viral Speak 07-20-2000
Wonderful World of.. LUGGAGE!

Tachyon? S-11? Jiro? Antares?! Those names all SUCK! None of them are GOOD! ACK! What were Paragon 5 and Sunsoft THINKING?! I WAS just gonna suck it up, and vote for one of the names that beat mine... but I look at them, and I can't even bring myself to consider the full depths of what horrible names they are!
Ooh, I'm ANGRY!!!!!
ANGRY!!!
ANGRY!!!
..
Oh, well. - TK421
Philip: Yeah.. they should have named it. "Faster, Spaceship, KILL, KILL!"
The Days of Great Summer Gaming are upon us! Warlocked, Perfect Dark, DK! Just think about it.... Don't you get a warm tingly feeling inside? - BVP663
Philip: Not for Perfect Dark GBC... but.. umm.. yeah.
Oh, P.S., that new add is great, just as inviting as the "Germs" one! And if you get in trouble, remeber, any publicity is good publicity (apparently). - Carnafex
Philip: That one is funny; but I have some on my hard-drive ridiculing ads for that "nothing but Playstation" bit, tendoproject, etc. I'm working.. bwa ha ha!
Must...worship...sockmonkey - Hutt Boy
Philip: Yeah!
did you see mystery men?the spleen is cool! "because I had smelt it, I would be doomed forever to be the one who dealt it."I like the bowler too.isnt janeane gerathalo hot?did I say that out loud?oh well,she is. - titan25/mister_stix
Philip: Hehehe.
Thanks for the complement! And I'm going over to my other grandparents house and they have a scanner, so the DMG Divas graphic will hopefully be ready for posting by monday! YAY! And do have any ideas for the comic? - Globe Flower
Philip: Cool.
Now Phillip I know you live in Missouri, So do I, but in what city/town do you live? It would be totally freaky if we lived in the same town, You ansewer I'll tell you what town I live in? (whe that was a long post for me.) - Yin-Yang
Philip: Knob Noster, MO.. ^_^
Remember Foy spelled backwards is Yof. - Phsyco
Philip: Nifty.
May I please be a staff member? - Slim Shady
Philip: No.
Bunny wunny - Kokuss
Philip: THE HORROR!
i noticed sebulba113 said the name t.m. riddle and that's lord voldemorts name from harry potter anyway i just thought i'd let u know - pokemaster
Philip: Oh. Okay.
It was once said that if a thousand monkeys with typewriters were given an infinite amount of time they would eventually type out the works of shakespeare by randomly pressing keys.

Your Viral Speak answers: 

About 12 monkeys and 15 minutes
 

The Boinker will know where I got the inspiration for this message seeing that he is a big Scott Adams reader - Robin

Philip: klsdfjklScfklilwsdfmerieonu
i'm sooooooooooooooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i beat zelda links awakening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now i'm gonna see how long it takes me to beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm ashamed at how easy the final boss was though and i even used arrows on the final form though i had the boomerang neway thanx for the hints i got of here bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - pokemaster
Philip: Cool.
you mean pets.com isn't a dating service?

Dang, there goes my Paraket.... - Koh

Philip: I stand in awe...
I guess Warlocked for Life is no longer up.  You may want to take it off of your links. - AlterBoy
Philip: Hmmm...
WOO! I have a kindred spirit in Tick/Heero Yuy! Yes yes! Blue Gameboys and Gundam for all! - PTT-Quatre Raberba Winner
Philip: Cool.
Wow, I thought that first Radiohead reference was just a fluke. I love Radiohead, too! - Robb
Philip: He he he.
Dolphin? Didn't you hear? At SpaceWorld, Nintendo is going to announce the official name prepare to laugh) Star Cube. Yea the Dolphin is now known as Star Cube. At least Dolphin is kinda neat. And I'm sure the system formerly known as Dolphin won't be a cube. Star Rectangular Prism. That would make a great name. At least Star Rectangular Prism is truthful. Unlike Star Cube. I'm rambling now. I like cheese. - sponge
Philip: Star Cube.. Nintendo Star Cube... NSC, NS Cube, Nintendo SC, and Nintendo Star C. Hmm.. Dream Cast, Sega Dream Cast, SDC, SD Cast, Sega DC, and Sega Dream C. Hmm... hey cool. I can live with a system called Dream Cast, I can live with Star Cube. In fact, I kinda like it. It shows some creativity. I mean, Dream Cast, Star Cube. Nuon.. those are some innovative names. Play Station 2... years from now... everyone is going to be like.. "Wow! Play Station 27! It over-heats and I can play Gran Turismo 2023! Which is the same as Gran Turismo 2022; but with one more damn car!" Indrema? That's like.. too close to enema for comfort, man. I mean.. someone comes around.. "I got an INDREMA today!" I'm going to be like.. "Why the HELL did you tell me THAT?!!! I didn't need to know!"
By the way, Antialias that damn new banner! - sponge
Philip: Once you see the PS2 in action.. you'll understand why that thing looks like that.
I remember how I found DMG Ice. It was early September of 98. I was hanging around Nintendo's BBS in the NSider. I don't remember what I posted about, but Philip told me about his site and how it had a Pokémon section. So I went to the site and looked around. I thought what the heck. Might as well bookmark it. And as time went by, and the site moved to dmgice.com, coming here has become a daily ritual of sorts. 

And on another note, AOL definately sux. But I'm stuck with it. *sigh* - The Mighty Charizard2000

Philip: Cool.
In repsonse to carnafex's question...

One day long ago just after I had gotten a spanking new Grape GBC, I was thinking about what games I should get, because I only just bought one(Guess what it is...  It begins with a Pokè...)But i knew not where to find some good game reviews. So I began to search the land. For a site that would give me good reviews, and a good laugh. But Alas, Such sites were few and far between, and I searched hard and long to no avail. No site had the right blend of professianlism, reviews, stupidity, funny dialogue, funny stuff on the site, or previews, but mostly, there was just this big FOY-shaped hole in my heart(well, not really, but it sounds good). Until one day, Using my now-favorite search engine Google for the first time, lo! A site called DMGice appeared on my monitor, and the rest, as they say, is history... - CodeBlue

Philip: Cool.
tk421 has the same b-day as me!(do i get a pizza too?) - pokemaster
Philip: Cool. Sure.