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Viral Speak 07-07-2000
The whole blimey thing is about knocking boots... gotta love that...

'Bout time somebody took a stand against the easily offended.
But, a problem...what if the easily offended offend me? Should I be offended by myself? And if so, should that be cause for me to be offended by my offense? And should that be true...
*gives up, and goes to sleep* - caffeine_junkei

Philip: Umm.. if you offend yourself.. umm.. the Bible says that if something is bad for you.. stop doing it. SO.. umm.. if you offend yourself.. umm.. ignore yourself.. umm.. great.... AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!

Today is a Poliwhirl day. - Slim Shady

Philip: You FOOL! I'ts a SQUIRTLE DAY!!!

Hey, if SNK has pulled out all operation in the US, why do all of the gaming mags still have ads for the NGPC? - Anyone but Orochi p_fish... or David Bowie

Philip: To taunt you without mercy.

Can I put a Viral Speak type thingy on my site? Nintendorks has something like it on theirs. - Poop

Philip: Just don't call it Viral Speak or the "DRCs" for that matter.

How many Personalitys do you have Phillip? - Fireball14

Philip: We have one.

Keeping inthe PG-13 spirit...
"Oh Dirk", moaned Camille, as she writhed nakedly on the bed. "Yes, yes, YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSS!"
"Wait up!"replied Dirk,"I'm still in the bathroom!" - Doomie

Philip: I think I heard that one before..

Tnis site KICKS ASS! Am I alllowed to say ass? Well, I am now! BWAH HA HA! The Boinker is cool. that was funny, that 42 sex thing, don't you agree? - me

Philip: Yeah. The Boinker rules.

Whatever happened to Captain N: The Game Master. They ought to put that show back on. That would be COOLicus eh Philicus? (If you don't remember captain n: then you wouldn't get the whole "icus" joke) - Tazzz21

Philip: That show was cool. The comic was cool too... I wish it was a game.

that was only 41 times of writing sex...wait let me count again...43 thats not right either. i know its 42 and a half. maybe not - bri cheese

Philip: I didn't count..

cool runners is a movie not a game. wait. you never said it was. ok. oops. bye - Freddybob

Philip: Peace!

I had this dream last night:
Me and some friends were sitting around in a feild, just talking, when a monster truck pulls up and 20 or so guys pop out. After they get out, a girl gets out. She walks toward me and my friends. As she approaches, I realize that it is a girl I know from school, but she is now 9 feet tall and kinda skanky. Then for no reason at all, she and some guy are running in the woods, arguing about condoms or something. Then, I open up a bottle of some sort of fruit juice and win an HDTV in one of those "look under the cap" contests. A FedEx truck arrives immediately and hands me the TV. Unfortunately, it is about as big as my gameboy, and the only thing on is a shot of Boba Fett running through the streets of England, being chased by a robot or something that looks like a robot. Boba runs for such a long distance that he gets to the end of the town and falls over a cliff, because the town is on a huge mesa(although there aren’t any mesas in England). Then I stop watching my TV and go to school, but I am back in seventh grade rather than high school, and my teacher is one of my teachers from eighth grade. He is sitting in his desk and giving us a lecture, but he has the voice of one of my seventh grade teachers(maybe you should write this down). He turns on the overhead projector and starts teaching us about Boba Fett(I had watched "The Empire Strikes Back" before I went to bed). Then, he gets interrupted by the 9 foot tall skank(from the start of this dream) when she bursts into the room and yells to one of the guys in the room "I love you!"(I think she was holding a box of condoms, but I couldn't tell because I was sitting near the overhead projector and was a bit blinded at the time). Then, I ran into a huge feild and got lost. Then I woke up, used the bathroom, and watched "The Empire Strikes Back". - Robb

Philip: I like that movie.

Hey Hey Phillip Hillip Bo Pillip, hehe Well I M CANADIAN, BORN AND RAISED IN CANADA AND MY CANADIAN BEER STREAM HAS A HINT OF BLOOD. Well lalalala, love your page, LONG LIVE DMG ICE, oh yeah I hate GBSTATION, dont you? I do, those little non-humor prep school ass holes, they think their sooooooooo goood huh? WELL GO BURN~!!!! Ok, Im heading down the the Calgary Stampede, BE THERE!!!!! - HUH? Thats cool

Philip: Yak is Canadian. Beer with blood. Sounds rare. ^_^

Sorry, Chromie, but Scully and I agree that your obsession with finding Phil's screw-ups makes you about as cool as a fanny pack.
Oh, yeah, Scully wanted me to do this, too:
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See?! That was 25 times!
And no thanks in advance, I don't want a cookie, but if I hadn't said that, would you have asked me?
Fight the Future. Buy Season 1 on DVD. - Spooky Mulder

Philip: I'm sensing a conspiracy!

Bunnies will take over the world!!!!! - Kokuss

Philip: They already own my soul! Love live bunnies!

They're not releasing the screen at the same time as the PSOne. Plus, it doesn't run on batteries... it's dumb.
If I wasn't gonna buy my uncles old PSX sometime, I would buy one, though... why am I stupid?
Oh, my birthday is the day before yours. August 11th. Tee hee! - TK421

Philip: Yippee! I'll buy you a pizza... he he he

I like Meowthar. - Vertigo1

Philip: Me too. Meowthar is cool.

I love you foy!
FOY!(get away from me sicko!) - Titan25

Philip grins.

Holy Philip, how could you always allow such sin in your Viral Speaks? - Deep Thinker

Philip: I left the door open..

Four Reason why Hentai's Better Than Real Girls (in the spirit of a PG-13 Viral Speak)
1. Any sick fantasy you have, is possible, 'cause it's all drawings.
2. There are never, NEVER any ugly Hentai girls.
3. They always look like they're having a good time.
4. Who can resist girls with purple or green hair, who AREN'T freaky!
5. Knowing they're cartoons, theres no commitment what so ever! If... your that shallow... - Carnafex

Philip: Ten reasons why real women are better.
1. To answer your first. "If you draw like a simp.. it's really not worth it."
2. For the second. "Ever seen the comic 'Look what I brought home?' Oh, and there's cartoon porn based on The Simpsons....."
3. Third: "Actually.. they all look like they're in pain and/or got hit by a truck."
4. Fourth: "Ever been to a ComiCon or E3? No freaky women there. Raves are an excellent way to meet non-freaky green haired women too."
5. Fifth: "If you're that shallow.. you really don't deserve a real women to begin with."
6. Some more reasons: "There's nothing like ACTUAL response..."
7. Akemi isn't hentai. Akemi is real. Therefore.. real is better than hentai. Now repeat that phrase and add several other names.
8. Hentai women look mostly THE SAME. Real women are all different. Different attitudes, facial features, body form, feel.. etc.
9. Try as you may, the Bondage Fairies aren't going to have a meaningful conversation with you.
10. The REAL female form is a beautiful God given gift that makes every girl unique and special. Hentai is copied over and over again. It fades with time and age. It's pages crumble. But a REAL girl is something that you can cherish... even after they are long gone.
11. The same can be said about all porn. Pornography isn't something with a soul. It's a cold, calculated fascimile. It has nothing to do with appreciating the human body, nor is it art. It is made with the sole intent of selling lust. It's like a train wreck you don't want to see; but can't look away from. Reality is different. In reality, there's an actual life, soul, and body involved. Actual feelings, something genuinely unique and special. Something you can't fold up and hide under your bed. Something that is only for you. Something deeper. Precious. Worth living for and/or with. Sure, there is no pain involved with porn/hentai. But pain is a part of life, and a part of love. If you have never felt pain because of love.. you have never lived. And I assure you, if you have never lived.. then you have accomplished nothing, and have been nothing.
Food for thought..

What tha heck? That's a mobile suit! IT'S A GUNDAM!!! They're out to destroy us! It destroyed 5 Aries' like they were NOTHING! What's happening?!? ENEMY ATTACK!! ENEMY ATTACK!! THERE'S A GUNDAM, DOWN HERE!!! COME GET ME, YOU MONSTEEEEEEEER~! AAAAaaaAAAaaAAAhhh~! FooOOOOoOooOLS~!!! To outer space, EVERY ONE OF US! Mission....Accepted... - PTT/Quatre

Philip: I'll send Metal Gear Foy!

i cant remember if i already did a viral speak today...can someone help me out? - wonk hero

Philip: Not sure..

I know nintendo and left field made Excitebike 64, but what a NES conversion of the original Excitebike to GBC? That would be awesome, they could get NST to do the conversion. New GBC only features could be added, new courses, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that would KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK so much ass! - Imhotep

Philip: Although.. I cringe at what they would do in the sound department.... garbled pre-Sinistar voices saying "Excitebike". "Third Place", etc.

sorry, I have stoped posting in viral speak, I am in the form under "the indgo" - the very last insane cult member

Philip: Have strength!