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Viral Speak 07-06-2000 Kill the fatted Slowpoke! Sensability has returned!
Sort of.
Hey Phil, remember those Amish "Thugs"
in #gameboy the other day! THAT was funny. ^_^ - CyberZero
Philip: Jazz came in later and asked me about
the looooooong ban list. hehehe.
Is turning EVIL for you kinda like turning
into a Super Saiyajin on Dragon Ball? I like Dragon Ball. - Boco316
Philip: Naw.. it's more like turning into
that ape thingy.. if I go "Holy Philip" that's more like it.
Well guys, I will be gone for a while.
I know you'll be happy 'eh phillip? - Animaster
Holy Philip: God bless you on your journey,
brave traveller!
Caloo Caleeee.
The cry grows out as your sword pierces the soft
flesh of the rooster
From every direction death takes flight on white
wings.
A house in the distance, your only refuge.
You run.
Feathers flying behind you.
A wild peck.
It's all over.
Save & Continue.
"The Revenge of the Roosters"
Based on a true story of fowl survival.
- Tazzz21
Philip: That's cool... I want to print it
out and frame it.
Make me a staff member. - PTT
Philip: That would put you in more pain than
you could handle..
what if i do this: o_0 or O_0 or 0_o
.... am i infringing on copyright laws? do you own the zero too? you own
everything! its a consperacy!!!! live x-files, only spellled different!
aagghhhh!!! - wonk hero
Philip: Yeah.. it's a conspiracy! O-0
there is someone doing that thing that
is good for all. Guess what?! I am that person. - elpreviewer
Holy Philip: I see you chose abstinence.
Nobody likes me... You won't post
any of my messages anymore! I'm all washed up. - Meowthar
Philip: No you're not! *pets the Meowthar*
foy <-----That also took me
five minutes...I'm a slow typer, or something. Got a problem with
that? - weird
Philip: I HAD to post that after how long
it took you.
Go Go Foy, Foy For Pres.!!!!! - Kokuss
Philip: I would vote for Foy. If Foy was running.
But right now.. it's Al Gore, Bush, and Tatanga. Purple Alien Fiend is
getting my vote...
~raises chin~ Finally the Fireball has
come back to DMG ice... Fireball14
Philip: Um.. cool.
I thought I told you to stay GOOD evil
philip! stay good! - Kiki the Ferret
Philip: I will try! I'll try!
Go Phillip,
It's your Birthday,
Go Phillip,
It's your Birthday,
Go Phillip,
Eat that Encharido,
Go Phillip,
Hentai's better than real girls,
Go Phillip,
It's your Birthday! - Carnafex
Philip: Who's Phillip with two "l"s? And..
umm... no.. hentai isn't anywhere near real girls. And my birthday is August
12th.
nibbel... nibbel...MMMMMMMMMMMMM philip's
skin is yummy! - the chu-chu mice
Philip: HEY! Off of me!
Do you think the Psone will be really
crappy? - Deep Thinker
Philip: It's just a smaller Play Station with
an optional screen... I'll probably end up buying it..
People: Table! Table!
(Buh Buh Ray Dudly sneaks up and powerbombs newhook_1
through a table)
Newhook_1: :( - Newhook_1
Philip: Sink! Sink! Oh, wait..
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
- Foy of Borg
Philip: Yippee! I'm going to be a Foy!
THIS SITE IS SO FUNNNY! - Rooster
Philip: DMG ICE: The choice of Cocks everywhere.
Evil Phil is a menace to the populous.
He must be stopped.
(Cue cool rock theme.)
Electronics Boutique actually has a good deal
going right now - trade in any 3 GameBoy games for 1 new one...I traded
in my worst ones yesterday for MGS. Hurry, before this offer passes
you by!
And Phil...where's all the "questionable material"
in MGS? - Sebooba113
Philip: Oh, cussing and stuff.
To the tune of yesterday's message/propaganda/denial:
Match of the Millenium and Crystalis are two reviews
of yours that have fairly blatant errors of fact. If there's two, there's
probably more.
That's all I'm saying. - chromie
Philip: To that extent, I checked both reviews.
You see, I no longer own the original Crystalis and it sounded the same
to me. But I amended the sound section. The game still deserves the score
I gave it in my opinion. As for Match of the Millenium? What's wrong in
the review? And don't get all stuffy over one mistake. I've reviewed over
150 games for many systems. If I make one simple mistake. It's not the
end of the world. EGM does that all the time. So does Daily Radar and people
still.. respect.. oh.. nevermind them.
You hear bout them gba testers that just
got hired... Man I'm sooo pissed, actually I'm just REALLY jeleuos.
How about you? - Dustybuddy
Philip: Yeah.. jealous. *goes back to playing
the Yoshi's Story demo.. I mean.. Tomb Raider.*
Viral Speak must remain PG-13! To scare
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