Make me a staff member I'll clean the toilets!!! - Slim Shady

Im Still Hungry - Imakuni

Feed me! - The Audrey 2

How many GameBoy games do you have? - Monkey monkey do do yeah!

Metal Gear Solid (Two Copies)
Great Greed
The Legend of Zelda 4: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda 4: Link's Awakening DX
Ghosts 'N Goblins
Survival Kids
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
Tetris DX
Final Fantasy Adventure (rerelease)
Final Fantasy Legend (rerelease)
Final Fantasy Legend 2 (rerelease)
Final Fantasy Legend 3 (rerelease)
Dragon Warrior Monsters
Face Ball 2000 (Three Copies)
Pokémon Red
Pokémon Blue
Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition
Pokémon Pinball
Pokémon: The Trading Card Game
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins
Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land
Wario Land 2 (GBC Edition)
Wario Land 3
Kirby's Dream Land
Kirby's Dream Land 2
Kirby's Pinball Land
Monster Rancher Battle Card GB
Tomb Raider
Crystalis
Castlevania Legends
Castlevania 2: Belmont's Revenge
Radar Mission
4 in 1 Fun Pak Volume 1
Street Fighter 2
Mickey's Racing Adventure
Tetris Attack
Alleyway
Bomberman GB
Pocket Bomberman
Bomberman Max: Red Challenger
World Heroes 2 Jet
Fortified Zone (Two copies)
Spell Checker and Calculator
Dr. Mario
Rayman
Azure Dreams
Monopoly
Game Boy Camera Blue
Game Boy Camera Yellow
Game Boy Camera Special Edition Legend of Zelda 5 Gold Edition
Harvest Moon GBC
Metroid 2: Return of Samus
Klax
Solitare Funpack
Mario's Picross
Tetris
Rainbow Six
Shadowgate Classic
Revelations: The Demon Slayer
Street Fighter Alpha: Warrior's Dreams
Battle Arena Toshinden
Micro Machines 1 & 2 "Twin Turbo"
Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
James Bond 007
Trax
The Legend of the Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Zoop
Yoshi
Yoshi's Cookie
Donkey Kong 1994
Mole Mania
Donkey Kong Land
Donkey Kong Land 2
Donkey Kong Land 3: The Race against Time
V-Rally Edition 1999
Pitfall: Beyond the Jungle
Quest for Camelot
Boarder Zone
Montezuma's Return
Kirby's Block Ball
Kirby's Star Stacker
Cosmo Tank
Space Invaders 1994
R-Type DX
Mario Golf
Rolan's Curse 2
Armorines
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan
Game and Watch Gallery
Game and Watch Gallery 2
Game and Watch Gallery 3
Turok Rage Wars
Darkwing Duck
Pac-Man: Special Color Edition
Defender/Joust
Power Quest
Bubble Bobble
Bubble Bobble Part 2
Classic Bubble Bobble
Samurai Showdown
Mission Impossible
Tamagotchi GB
Galaga/Galaxian (1994)
King of the Fighters 1995
Killer Insinct
NIV Bible
NKJ Bible
Looney Tunes (Color)
Operation C
Contra: The Alien Wars
Ducktales
Ducktales 2
Mega Man in Dr. Wily's Revenge
Mega Man 2
Duke Nukem
Ready 2 Rumble Boxing

Happy Forth of July! I'm back from my extended weekend at a 
private beach. It was fun. You should've seen the fireworks last night at Saquish! (That's the name of the beach I go to) They were amazing! Some guy spent $10,000 on fireworks! I wish  I had enough money to afford to do that. - The Mighty Charizard2000

(singing:) How much is that Foy in the windowwww? - Particle Man

Viral Speak archives.....creepy. - Robb

nibbel...nibbel...MMMMMMMMM Viral Speak is yummy! - the chu-chu mice

I like... kitties. - Vertigo1

Hey man , what's so wrong with the E man ? The magic chill pill of ectasy. It don't hurt your brain at all. - Reddy Crueger

Hey everyone! I just wanted to drop in and say "hi!" I'm up visiting family now. I'll be back next week! Ciao for now! - Farfetch'D

Okay...here's the deal...Which is better - Crystalis or MGS?  
I'm gonna go to EB and trade in some of my old games for somethin' FRESH!

And Phil - Invisible text is really fun the first time...then it gets predictable. - Sebulba113

Hey, don't bring ME into this...

besides, you're cuter than me any day, Philly...

Mocchi!!! - Mocchi

Ok even though your a gameboy/gameboy color site, Playstation2 or Dolphin? thanks - MSG Cow

Sonic 3: It's short, you have no reason whatsoever to save, and you don't even get to play as Knuckles without buying that damn add-on. And plot? What's plot? It's SONIC! You people best recognize... - Robeatnik

Akemi: Hey what's up people!

Keri: The bitches came back to grace everyone with they're presence!

Rosie: Hi.

Jess: SCOTT FROM MICHIGAN STATE!!

Akemi: Ooookay...

Keri: Jess is a crackass... O_o

Rosie: ..........

Jess: Keri's a wannabe honky.

(Translation: Keri wants to be white... Uh, not really.)

Jess: What?

Keri: Huh?

Jess: What?

Keri: UH UH GIRLFRIEND!!!

Rosie: ...........

Akemi: Hmm...  Why are we writing a Viral Speak anyway?!

Keri: Cuz we're *ALL* crackasses!

Akemi: Oh yeah, I knew that.

Rosie: I'M A WHALE'S PENIS!

Akemi & Keri: OOOH YOU SO SEXY!!!

Jess: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!

Akemi: Stuff.

Keri: Thingie-ma-Jiggies.

Rosie: You don't...

Keri: Wanna f*ck with Rosie...

Akemi: Cuz why?

Jess: Cuz Rosie...

Rosie: WILL F*CKING KILL YOU!!!

Akemi: Oh heck yeah.

Jess: You guys are f*cking gay...

Akemi: So nice...

Keri: Yeah, I know, I try.

Rosie: ...........

Keri: Akemi, you gotta show me some more respect, dude.

Akemi: Anything else to say?

Keri: Get high, get stupid, get laid.

Jess: Don't rape, do drugs or overdose.  Leave that to me!

Rosie: I think about sex every six seconds.

Akemi: HEY ME TOO!

Keri: Yeah!

*Jess sings "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."*

Keri & Jess: FREAK NASTY WANNA KNOW FREAK FREAK!!!

Akemi & Keri: DANCE TOO MUCH BOOTY IN YOUR PANTS!!!

Akemi: Yes, as a matter of fact, we are chronics.

Keri: AND DAMN PROUD OF IT TOO!

*Guest speakers..*

Cyrus: I'm "hot" with one "t"!

Kaimana: Hoochie Ann!

Kawehi: Can I borrow you?!

Cyrus: OH KERI, YOU DA SH*TS!  YOU SAVED ME!

*End guest speakers...*

Keri: We'd like to end this with a few quotes.

Akemi: Yup.

Keri: "Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, F*CK IT!"

Rosie: Remember, you lose 260 calories per hour of sex.

Akemi: "10% of men admit they masturbate.. the other 90% lie."

Keri: And remember, for quality whores, call...

Keri's House of Whores and Mini Mall

Akemi's Whore Pagoda and Sushi Bar

Rosie's Whore Pavilion and Casino

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Jess' Discount Whores and Camel Farm, where you get TWO humps for ONE!

Akemi: Ja ne!

Rosie: Bye!

Keri: To hang with me in the clouds, baby you better bow down, get on both knees and call me your highness, cuz baby, i'm Waipahu's finest! 

Jess: Laters...   

Keri: Buh bye! - The F.A.I.T.H.