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| Viral Speak 06-16-2000
Look! From Nintendorks! And I quote.. hey dmgice is like one of my fav site's and they mentioned u so i decided to check u out. this posting reminds me of viral speak heehee -pokemasterBrandon: Hey we like dmgice so it's like one big happy family. That's soo sweet.. and it makes me want to make sweet passionate love to pastry.. naw.. just kidding.. I'm not that far gone. Bwa ha ha! I drove one more innocent mind into their clutches! Yes.. if you dig this site.. click on this LINK to go to another site that will love you too. Oh, they can say more stuff than we can; because.. he he he.. we're WEB-G. And besides they hooked me up with a really nice and useful condom. Umm... forget that. Oh, check out this cool poem. It's just a simple time wasteing thingie I had in my vast Poetry Vault. Ode to the lube-spout. I guess that whole played-out pastry sex debacle gives new meaning to "eating a doughnut"... - Mana-Man!!Philip: I'm suddenly not hungry.... guess what? i clicked on teh "catch 'em" thing, and i caught a fearow!!!!Philip: Times like this make me happy I'm not a Sith Warrior. So.. now I can rejoice with you! Oh, wait.. my Mewtwo Sephiroth is a Sith Warrior... umm.. been nice knowing you.. can I have your fearows when you're dead? A rolling rabbit gathers no moss. - MeowtharPhilip: True. I ate a couple virii, and now my arm has turned big and purple and swollen... anyway, do you know where I can get some eggplant? - SethPhilip: Umm... don't eat them.. kick them.. *Takes out shotgun* And.. NO damn Viral Sex jokes.. 'kay? Hey Philip. I got you a pizza! - HbombPhilip: Nifty. Akemi Puppet: DAMN STRAIGHT It's Nifty! Philip: What.. she went somewhere with her friends tonight.. oh.. *hides puppet* Okay Phil, answer this. Aren't we ALL Team DMG? Not just the site staff, but we, the loyal fans, as well? If not, I feel cheated. - Sebulba113Philip: DUH! I mean, seriously.. without the readers.. a site is "nothing". Although, Hell.. if no one read this site.. I think I would still update it... because it's fun. But let me say this.. who makes Viral Speak happen? Who wrote 80% of our reviews? Who makes #blue, #Gameboy, DaMaGed IcE, Team Elite, and all our other ventures successful? YOU do. Here, everyone gets a cookie. Except for Little Timmy in Idaho.. who is reading the site when he SHOULD be doing that book report for Summer School that is due on Monday. Sell Out! - Fred DurstPhilip: Consider the source? You know, I dont use pastry sex and shotguns to my advantage. I use good old fashioned domestic violence (you know, wife beating) and some hardcore drugs (given to me by you guys at dmg ice) to get my way. - Boco316Philip: I don't advocate wife beating. No more Crystal Methanphetamine for you. I wish to pause from my normally silly antics to address something that has plagued viral speak for awhile: wanting to be a staff member. In my opinion, the best part about DMGICE has always been that all the readers are staff members. A reader can do basically anything but actuallt get server access, which is not really needed. So don't wait for Philip to deicde to put you on the staff so you'll stop whining, REVIEW SOMETHING! Send some fanart in, anything! - The BoinkerPhilip: Amen! Besides.. I run my inner staff ragged. You wouldn't want to be inner staff. I yell and curse at Ice Blue all the time. And I beat Adrock into the ground and humuliate him in public when I see him. I leave evil messages on Akemi's Pager, I chew Jazzman out all the time in chat, I force Infinity Yak to drink American Beer! But, you, the readers, the outer staff.. you're lucky. You get to be free from my constant harrassment! Free to have a life! Oh, no.. it's not all one big love orgy back here. I'm a really mean person! Really! I hope they bought that. So... can I have a copy of DMG Fighter? It looks so... 'unprecidented'!Philip: Well, DMG Fighter was our excellent NGPC game; but unfortunately.. we decided not to release it because the NGPC died; but we all have copies and when we aren't playing against each other in the games, we're playing the amazingly long RPG quest mode of the game that rivals anything on the SNES.. surprisingly enough. But.. since the NGPC is dead here.. nope.. we can't give out copies.. oh.. the "Mmm.. Beefy" bit.. was probably for the commercial; but I was thinking.. "Beefy_B"... OOohhh... Serebii.... I like pokemon. I like cheating. I hate nintendo's scams. I hate square for not making FF1 for GBC.What is with our world??? - TamasPhilip: FF1 on Wonderswan.. wouldn't it have been easier to port it to the Game.Com? wholly crap!! Akemi, will you wear your morrigan costume for me, girl. - fonebonePhilip: Do you have to flirt with Akemi via Viral Speak? Akemi Puppet: Are you getting jealous? Philip: Don't bug me puppet. *snuggles the puppet* Umm.. you all didn't see that. Just want you guys to know that I'll come back once in a while, while my vacation in primitive northern New Mexico. They don't have flat rate internet service! Waah! Oh well. Back to watching MTV. See you later. - Globe FlowerPhilip: Have a happy New Mexico! Hey Phil I think you should add another staff member to the viral speak like IceBlue or Akemi. It would give them a chance to comment on your comments...Wouldn't that be fun?Philip: Hmm.. good idea. Ice Blue Puppet: Yeah! Jazzman Puppet: Cool! Philip: Watch this! I can make them fight by pushing these neat-o buttons in their backs! Watch out, Yak! Akemi has a mean right hook! My Adrock puppet also doubles as an MP3 player. Bwa ha ha! Keri:Be Jealous... I see Akemi EVERY FRICKI'N DAY!! And I'm her best friend and your not...we laugh at people and point... especially when we see *COTTAGE CHEESE*....Philip blinks. Philip blinks again. Philip snaps out of it: There is no invisible text. So don't highlight it. Philip: Okay. Akemi, can I kill your best friend? Please? Just kidding. *snickers* |
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