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Viral Speak 06-15-2000
Ever have that dream where you're flying and suddenly you start to fall; but Foy catches you and takes you to the Mall where you buy yourself a new Game Boy; but it's really a Game Boy Advanced and you play Star Fox on it and then you get to play Final Fantasy 6 on it and then you sit down to review them and you wake up?

I am TIRED of all of these pastry sex jokes!  I don't sleep around!  *pssst, Philip, here are your pants, you left them here.  Oh, and give these back to Ice Blue and Sock Monkey.  Thanks again* I do have some dignity! - Pastry
Philip: Umm.. thanks.. but these aren't my pants.. mine are those in the.. wait.. a second.. *checks tag* AKEMI!!!!!
Hey Phil who do I have to kill to be a DMGice staff member?

No seriously what would you be looking for in a staff member? Maby I should ask IceBlue for a mod job....you would put in a good word for me right...?

Hey...you wouldn't happen to want me to kill someone would you?...he he he.... - Bakufun

Philip: Step away from your computer.. please.. umm.. *thinks for a second* Killing people won't make me like you.. how about you get me a pizza?
Does anybody else here get hypnotized staring at Plymouth throwing his ice around?

Maybe it's just me, or the rave drugs. - caffeine_junkei

Philip: We're better than Methanphetamines AND we don't make your lungs die.
I want to take over Sweden. - Morbius
Philip: Well, more power to ya.
Well, I've been beaten in the downloading. The only thing I can say is that I've got Holiday At Aopuloco and Jessie doing the motto by herself in six languages. Is that sad enough? - Hopeless TR Fan
Philip: It's still kinda sad; but.. not too sad.. Almost.. normal.. Just kidding.. you're pathetic.
You guys have a great site... just one problem.

Nobody rated MGS at least 101%!!! I know it's a small thing, but it's game style is unprecidented! Besides that, great, but still...

No, I hate Playstation. - iCE

Philip: 101% Hmm.... I like how you say that.. "It's game style is unprecidented!" That's funny. ^_^
It's not wrong to love pastries.  It IS however wrong to LOVE pastries.  Just thought I'd clear that up.  Oh, and Philip rules with an iron fist, and a concealed shotgun.  FEAR HIM!! - Me, Myself, and IMac
Philip: Pastry Sex, Shotguns.. what is the Viral Speak coming too.. oh, well.
I didn't really kill it, it was my brother, honest! (Crying out loud)  I don't want to die.  I supported it from the beginning! I supported it. I supported ittttt!!!!!! - elpreviewer
Philip: Good.. now import one.
Have you had sex with pastry, philip? - me
Philip: I repeat.. I did NOT have sex with that woman.. that Betsy Lo Vecchio.
WOW!  It's a good thing CH's #25 DOESN'T look like Link...he he he. - Tazzz21
Philip: Yeah. Good thing.
the GBA is gonna rock, because I grew up with the sNES and it rocked and still does! - MSG Cow
Philip: Umm. YEAH!
Rock on, FOY!!! - fuchikoma
Philip: Doesn't Foy just beat all?
Yesterday they nuked China.  Its all your fault. - Boco316
Philip: Human Rights Violation Barbeque, anyone?
If I can't be a staffer, can I at least have a low-level job that requires work, but doesn't pay anything? - Robb(really desperate)
Philip: Pay anything? Umm.. no one on the site gets money as a payment for working here..
I'm getting really sick of that rifle....but anyway. I have confirmed that my new fanfiction will be a cross of sixteen of my games. I will now attempt to confuse yur small minds.

up down down smack. Smack the dolphin, whop the mole. Up the ante mo' and mo', check the rabbit, fluff your 'fro. Chuck the flibbit two miles or one. Look at the redwood And it is done.

Have I succeeded? - The Phantom Gamer

Philip: Actually, you forgot about the Hop Bunny of Ouchie Pain near the Redwood, you need the Imperial Chocolate Shorts that you earn by poinging onto the bark drawers and hitting the slack back to the mac in the sack. Although, to get there you need to spank the walrus down with cream and shallow happy cactus. That is the only way to get the Magical Snickerdoodle Rifle.
Oh, and I'm going to need Akemi's measurements.... for the Icebox... yeah, that's the ticket...- Farfetch'd
Philip: Okaaaaaaaaaaaay....
haha foy beat the (censored) out of lollipop girl and pikachu. anyway i like card hero monsters 25 22 14 11 and 8. O.o-ok bye. no i'm not done awwwwww shit - Pokemaster
Philip: I'll call the Censorship Police!
Okay, I'm back from the north pole and want to settle this question once and for all, because I think this (and I) are really going on your nerves. I promise, you won't hear anything of me again after that:

Dear Philip, dear viral speak readers (I believe in politeness, you know. Politeness and a fully loaded, double barreled shotgun) would anyone of you owning the american version of MGS GBC PLEASE check the end credits for the codec frequency? Perhaps it's different in the American version, perhaps the feature simply isn't included at all, but I'd like to know it now!!!

What is all this hubbub about anyway? What you get is basically the "Communicator Entertainmant Program": In each Mission you can access a 
chapter of a really funny (and weird) story that spoofs the plot of the game. So, there you have it. Perhaps not what you expected, perhaps you're disappointed, but at least you know now what it is.

Oh BTW, I never hold my promises (hehe): cu - Lafazar

Philip: Okay.
Hooked on bionics worked for me! - Female Commando
Philip: Sybian? Sorry.. couldn't resist.