Phillip, will you please lick my lollies? - #40

Sadly, I'm back, with more MSTing news...

Hang on... I'll remember...

Oh yeah!  We're -->  <-- that close to finishing Team Redline 4.  Any day now... - NeoVid

Ya know what the GBC needs?  It needs a decent SNIPING game.  I mean, c'mon, I gotta practice my future profession somehow...

Ignore the red dot.  Please??? - caffeine_junkei

Me and the class of 2003 have just been released from the Matrix.  WOOHOO!

Trinity is the one! - Joltz

Fwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! I killed The NeoGeo Pocket color before they even thought of it. I am invincible!! No one will ever beat my magnificent power!!! Except for Akemi. Tee he he. Fwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! I killed The NeoGeo Pocket color before they even thought of it. I am invincible!! No one will ever beat my magnificent power!!! Except for Akemi. Tee he he. - elpreviewer

Please tell Mr. Primeval, who did a review for Army Men, that Wario Blast is not a crappy game.  It happens to be one of the best multiplayer games on GB, and it doesnt even compare to Home Alone. - Boco316

I would like to have sex with the whole staff of GMG ICE, please e-mail me, (ASAP), thanks also i like chicken I like Liver Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver! =) - maunofett1@hotmail.com

Hey Phil. You remember a few years back when I was a staff member? Why'd you fire me? Was it the fact that I cut off communication with you for two years? Or was I just a really lousy staff member. Answer or I'll confiscate that rifle of yours. - The Phantom Gamer

The secret to life is...  (gets taken hostage, and locked away forever) - Meowthar-(who is really beginning to doubt that Pikachu would win)

Dog hair is everywhere.- Carrot

I sent OG Squad Episodes 3-5 long ago.  Why didn't you post them yet? - DVGBC

Oooh! I'm beggining to feel umm.. good and stuff... for getting posted

Oh yeah...  I don't think Christians are evil... I think.. maybe.. I'm pretty sure, it would be prettyy weird if they were, and I'm sure their not - Masamune

Awww yea! I've set a new low in Pokemon downloads. Mewtwo Strikes Back, Pickahu's Winter Vacation from the 2nd Pokemon movie, and Pikachu's Exploration Party from the 3rd movie.. all in Japanese! Take that! - sponge

need...more...sockmonkey...*Hutt Boy collapses* - Hutt Boy

When did Akemi become staff? - Umbreon

ahaha.. Round 2 is funny.. Ask Akemi to do more pokemon/street fighter crossovers. - fonebone

HELLO IM IN AUSTRALIA - JABRONI69

Why don't you post my messages, Phil?  The public must know about #silicontor...it's, umm....Foy-tastic! - Sebulba113

Dont forget if you order your soccer game from UKGadgets.com that the Shopping "Trolley" is the same as the shopping cart on any American website.  BTW, thanks for the shroom, but I keep seeing #40 and Pikachu dancing around. I blame you. - Boco316

I got the HackyDoos joke.  It is from a recent episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, one that just happened to air on monday.  Rays daughter wants this HackyDoo card that is worth 68 bucks, but only because she likes it.  So Ray goes to a comic store and ends up spending like 215 bucks on comics and the card (BTW Paul Reuben of Pee Wee Herman fame plays the comic store clerk).  The first thing he does when he shows his daughter the MINT card is she folds it up and puts it in her pocket. -Boco316

I'm getting the Silver version of Pokémon just so I can get Foy! And I refuse to call it by that other EVIL name! Oh, and Robb shouldn't be a staff member! If you ever think about getting a new staff member you better pick me! If you don't I'll fry you! Wait a second... Maybe I'm approaching this all wrong... Maybe I shouldn't threaten violence... Hmm... If you hire me you'd be hiring another female staff member! (Now if you didn't know THAT I'd have to hurt you) And I could update the Pokédex for you! Not to mention the weekly comic by me and Globe Flower! So how about it? Please??? - The Mighty Charizard2000

Am I the only one who thinks #11 looks cool? And I'm probably going to sound like I'm from another planet (which I am...), but what exactly IS Card Hero? Number eleven could kick number forty's butt. - The Phantom Gamer

Pastry Sex -- American Pie

'nuff said.

(never saw the movie, but... these things get around...) - CodeBlue

Uh oh, I just made an enemy for life. Perhaps I can just save my sorry life with this: <whining>:I'm really terribly sorry, Mr. HeeroYuy/Tick Sir, that you couldn't use the secret MGS frequency. But it is really not my fault. Pleeeeease believe me. It SHOULD work and it DOES exist. If you don't believe me, please check the end credits. There it reads somewhere: "Idea 
Spy 2.5 by <some japanese guy>, and right after that there is the codec frequency IN RED. Can this stop you, dear Mr. HeeroYuy/Tick Sir from blowing my head off with a shotgun? You know, the one Philip keeps up his sleeve. I hope so. But just to go sure... *runs like hell to the north pole* - Lafazar

Argh!  Damn you Phil, you just had to take out your patented shotgun of much power and shoot N*GPC...  Yes, there is a conspiracy here.  Foy was in on it, wasn't he?  Did he prematurely open SNK's can, with his massive can-opener-eyebrows (think can= head, the head is usually where the brain is kept... damned brain... **Lucifer looks down and zips his fly**) and allow the contents to then spoil and decay in a horrible sideshow wreck?  Or, Plymouth may just have tossed an ice cube into
 
SNK's favourite cola (Virgin Cola), and mistakenly hit and cracked the glass, thus allowing its bubbly contents to come in contact with the dirty, dirty floor.  It was no mistake!

This makes Lucifer cry... and when he cries, steam rises from his eyes... yes, he... err, I mean I am hot...  D(amn)M(y)(')G(eo)(,)I C(ry)E(asily)

Anyway, as Lucifer points a hair dryer to his head to blow away the steam, Sock Monkey screams his Sock Monkey scream, "Don't do it Luci!  It doesn't have to end like this.  Is it just me or do I sound and act like a certain monkey that a certain IMAGINE magazine had?"

Lucifer cries back... I mean I cry back, "'Tis only a blowdryer... Don't call me 'Luci,' damnit!  Yes, you do seem a bit like that certain IMAGINE mag monkey...  And, hello, Akemi ^_^....  :*(  It's great to see the feminine aspect on things of gaming... I love the feminine aspect... sleep needs me... or maybe I need sleep... fare well."

Very truly yours, 
-Lucifer