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Viral Speak 06-09-2000
I want the PIZZA, and NO Uncle Pat don't get a slice!!!

Oh How I love my Super Soft Pretzel! could I part with you my salty friend? I Buy you in bulk , oooo! Soft And gooey salty yummy Pikachu meat is soft too, not as yoo! Oh.... I LOVE YA, I LOVE YA , YO PRETZEL, I LOVE YA!, YOUR ONLY ONE FAT GRAM AWAY!!!

QUOTE: "There must be some kind of error"
-RunTimeError

Philip: Doughnut wrate en again. ;)
YEAH! Go Stars! Devils suck, Stars rule!-Oh, dang-You're not from Jersey, are you Phillip? I hope not...... - Globe Flower
Philip: Nope. I'm not from Jersey.
Pikachu would definatly win. - GoldDragon
Philip: Ya sure? #040 looks mean...
Here is a little scenario that I constructed while waiting for people to come to my Chatroom.

(Vuefire, Jerry, and a Random blue virus are sitting on a bench in a stuffy old office waiting room.  The sign outside reads:  Job Auditions)
Vuefire:  I doubt anybody can take our jobs here at DMG Ice.
Jerry:  I don't know...  What about that guy in the corner?  He seems like he may get the job.
Vuefire:  I doubt it.  He's already on a show.
Random Blue Virus:  I like beans.
Jerry:  But he's big, and he looks mean...
Vuefire:  Well...  He is mean.  And if he gets ahold of you, he'll rip you limb-from-limb then feed you to a dog.
Jerry:  *GULP*
Random Blue Virus:  A rolling rabbit gathers no moss.  And if you can't stand the heat, go to the dentist and get it fixed.
(The guy in the corner perks up)
Megabyte:  What did you say?
Random Blue Virus:  Foy is floofy.  And I think my carrot need a daiper.
Megabyte:  Fasinating.  I think I'm in the wrong place.  Could you tell me where the auditions are for a cameo on a REM music video?
Vuefire:  Down the hall and to the left.
Megabyte:  Thank you.  (gets up, leaves)
Jerry:  That was close... - Meowthar

Philip: You mean.. I was in the wrong line too? Bummer...
Hah, that's what I was thinking too.  I just read some DRCs offa Nintendorks.com and someone said it looks like a toilet. Hahahahahahahahahaha............. - Hyrulean Articuno
Philip: They would be right..
Do you know a website online that sells that Mad Catz Camera Link.  I saw a preview for it at pocket.ign.com but I cant find it anywhere.  If you dont know what Im talking about it is supposed to be able to hook up the GB Camera to the computer and email and send the pictures and print them out. - Boco316
Philip: I bought one at Best Buy.. I have no idea how to get one on-line.. and I'm still working on configureing it...
Hey New Sailor Moon episodes comming to cartoon network!!!

Sailor Neptune....¤Drool¤

Bakufun- Smiles at the thought of two new Sailors... 

oh yeah.... I think more DBZ episodes.

Bakufun- Why is everyone looking at me?  - Bakufun

Philip: Sailor Neptune? Naw.. We got Akemi.
FOY4EVER! - pokemontrader2
Philip: YEAH!
SHE is to die for...
She IS to die for...
She is TO die for...
She is to DIE for...
She is to die FOR...

I'm going to use the fourth one. - S-Cargo

Philip: Cool.
I have moved to this crazy town from Nintendorks City. Howdy neighbor! Hope you don't start blocking these messages! Oh, and I just got Harvest Moon GBC. Is it one of the best games you can get at the $20 level? Because if it's not... well, just prepare to meet the wrath of Koushiro. - afree87
Philip: Oh, no! One escaped! Oh, yeah.. good game.
We need a "Best of Viral Speak" - Hbomb
Philip: Is that... possible?
I bet you Akemi isnt that good at Metal Gear: Ghost Babel.  Hehe

Wesley Willis:  Rock n Roll McDonalds!  Rock over London, Rock on Chicago Western Union: The Fastest Way to Send Money!!!!

-Boco316

Philip: I'll bet she beats you up. Oh, try running really fast and don't mess up.. maybe you'll stand an amazingly tiny chance of survival.
Do you think Akemi will go out with me? - Hbomb
Philip: Umm... hold still. I want to hurt you... and maybe stick you in B&W's World.. once... maybe.
Dude, buddy, homey...d'you have any idea what happened to the 
rumored (or not rumored?) remake of the original Legend of Zelda for GBC? I don't think I was the only one looking forward to that. - Spekkio
Philip: Dunno.. wait until.. August! For Space World!
Can that cute new girl do the viral speak, with pictures???!!!!!!! - this one person
Philip: Umm.. I'm not cute anymore? Hmmph.
Yo, dude, how did you get affiliated with IGN? Since you're affiliated with the world's best video gaming site, do you get a lot of cool stuff for free and stuff? If not, how do you score tickets to E3 and stuff? I wanna go to E3 too. :-( 
Peace Out,
Funk Soul Brotha
Philip: IGN is like the cousin we didn't know we had.
After seeing all the card hero monsters...I have to say pikachu could woop them all!!!! The card hero monsters look too cartoonish.

Whats up with all the card games that are turning into video games? - Bakufun

Philip: Baw! I think #040 could beat Pikachu with it's LOLLIPOPS OF DOOM!
Does this mean I have to come up with a character for Akemi for the Icebox? - Farfetch'D
Philip: Yes. Work, slave! Work!
Tell me the date when team Redline is coming out. - Imakuni?!
Philip: Only if you dance!
Let this be a lesson to all would be cheaters.

I decided to use a GS to see the Bannana.  Yadda yadda yadda my game save was erased.  No stage select, no VR missions, NADA!  Oh well, At least I beat the game first.  I blame mysef.  This just gives me more incentive to play. (and since I have nothing to lose more incentive to cheat to get a 
perfect rateing) - Beefy_B

Philip: I will now point and laugh. :)
Foy and Metal Gear Solid. The best things ever(?) - me
Philip: Naw.. Foy in Metal Gear Solid? That would be awesome.