The wubbleous world war.
  (By Philip Wesley 1995)

  The sun did not shine. We did not want to play.
  We could tell that all Hell. Had fell out that day.
  Into the room with a green beret,
  Stepped the Cat in the Hat, he did not come to stay.
  The Lorax just glared in expression most foul.
  Horton was acting out just like Colin Powell.

  The were sad and so mad.
  For the wicked Ka-Wongs had more cash than they had.

  The had twangers and bangers and Bockmire guns.
  (From Bockmire in the Tract.
  As a matter of fact.)
  The lines had been drawn and at dawn it beguns.

  They lined up in the plains,
  ‘Neath the Mount of the Dove.
  And the Who’s all were ready,
  To show them: “Who’s is tough.”

  The second were days, the minutes were hours.
  Then someone stepped into the field to pick flowers.
  Twas, Yertle the Turtle, no he was not brave.
  Just he did not feel like fighting that day.

  Then a bullet rang out. We know not from where.
  It hit Yertle the Trutle. And he collapsed right there.
  Both sides rushed to see, what Yertle was trying.
  They yelled at each other. ‘Cause Yertle was dying.

  “ENOUGH!” Yelled Yertle to the crowd.
  “Here is your war!” “See blood?” “Are you proud?”
  “Behold my wound, I soon will be dead!”
  “But I want to make myself very clear in your head!”
  “War is not pretty!” “War is not cool!”
  “War is me dying in my own crimson pool!”
  “War is the crosses all lined and in white!”
  “War is the family that cries in the night!”
  “War is the sons and daughters that will never come home!”
  “War is like sand destroyed in the foam!”
  “War is our sin and greed in full speed!”
  “This war was the last thing this world could need!”
  “War is us killing!” “War is not fun.”
  “Wars are evil and should never be done.”
  “War is not joy!” “War is not our pride!”
  “War is a trap in which many have died!”

  He gave his last breath and then there was no doubt. That the light in his words had just flickered out.A moment passed and his  message was gone. They slowly picked up their guns, and the war battled on.

Okay.. enough and now... VIRAL SPEAK!!

PTT is back and better than ever, baybee! With my powerhouse 
laptop computer, I can get all kinds of stuff done, mebbe even some stuff for dmgice! just say the word, Philip! - PTT/Quatre

Cool. Geoff Moore referances. His albums are cool. - Brian Clark(BrianC)

New Americans.. it's what's for dinner - Hannibel Lector

You can always tell DMG Ice from the taste. 
<br>A little different, a little better. - Supa Fresh Smurf

Magikarp is better than that one Porygon with just Conversion I and Conversion II. Go Magikarp. (and Foy!!!) Now I will go back to my cage and drink from the fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain. - George the Gerbil

Do you like the Dreamcast? - dude

Ugg. No more stupid dancing pink bunny like thing. What this site needs is larger and more Plymouths! No image shall be without little blocks of ice. Now if that pink thing's face was Plymouth, or ice, that would be cool. But it isn't. I'm going to hax0r j00 with ice! w00t.- sponge

More Sockmonkey!! - Hutt Boy

"We rock, we mock, we even want a smock! WE'RE TUBULAR 
LUGGAGE!"
<Backround> oooh yea
"We're tubualr luggage!"
<Backround> oooh yea yea yea
"We FIT IN A PRINGLES CAN!! LIKE A SUIT AND GET RINKLY LIKE OLD MEN!"
<Backround oooh oooh, ooold men, wriiiiiiinkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy
oooolllllllllllllld
meeeennnnnnnnnnn!!!
"I SAY T"
<Backround> T
"U"
<Backround> U
"ummmm....LAR"
<Backround> LAR
"Err...LUGGAGE!!!"
<Backround> LUAGGE!

<Copyright nineteen ninety thousand, err, when I'm in college I'm gonna have a band called tubular luggage ;)> - Tubular Luggage

Do you like to do it on the sofa or the floor?  Playing games i mean. - Beefy_B

I thought Charizard evolved into Martin Sheen. Everybody knows that Gyarados evolves into Charlton Heston. - Hbomb

you guys have an mp3 file of the ballad of the windifsih with all the instruments in zelda dx?? You shoulder get one - animaster

I wanna be with you. - Mandy Moore

ah, another succesful trivia(as succesful as would be 
expected). Here are the scores:

Beefy_B(winner)- 70

Fonebone- 40

Sebulba113- 30 (this guy knew a really tough question, so he deserves 
major props)

Adrock- 20

HeeroYuy- 20

Thanks to all the people who played. The date of the next trivia is yet to be determined. - Robb

Have you heard about the gameboy advanced? - DA Man

Quit while you're ahead. - A *very* insane cult member.

Hey, you added a bit to 'Endless Chatter'! Am I the first to notice? - S-Cargo

I tried... My Magicarp didn't swim.
But he did manage to leave the milk out. Damn you Magicarp!! - fonebone

I don't know why,but if you didn't know already,Pokemon G/S has been delayed...October 16 is the new release date...*feels mad*.*Cheery voice* However, doesn't that mean we have more time to fight for our good friend Foy? - Pikamew

Guys! It ain't over till it's over! Foy is entirely possible until the movie or show or something actually says 'Ledyba'. Websites do not count.
Don't you remember all those name-changes Nintendo did on the pokés? Stryke became Scyther, Ess and Kargo became Omanyte and Omastar... He may not end up as Foy, but he could at least get a better name than Ledyba... - TK421

I am going to get pokemon gold and silver and when I catch a Foy, I'm going to name is Foy! Foy 4 eva! all those who disagree should be taken into a small, soundproof room and shot! - Heyo

Hmph. Globe Flower thought I wasn't working fast enough on The Usual Suspects. But I've shown her! I've allready got 3 comics (including the one currently in the snowflake) done, all the charactors drawn, a title graphic, and a web page for the most part functional but under construction! And in around a week's time! Hahahaha! We've got a bunch of ideas too! Hmm... Maybe I'm spending TOO much time on this thing... naw. It entertained me while the Sophmores were taking the MCAS test and I had to sit in homeroom. That and Pokémon Card Gameboy entertained me too. Well, at least I have an issue set for when I take *shudder* finals. Hey Phil... Will you take my English final for me? PLEASE?? - The Mighty Charizard2000

i set my dog on fire so i could say "Growlithe, go!" - pikalo

Sorry for your lose with Foy, I just heard the news from my nintendo power...Ledyba is a ok name, I never really liked the name foy but heck it is catchy.

Here are all the Official pokémon names I know of:
Cyndaquil #155
Chikorita #152
Totodile #158
Lugia #249
Slowking #199
Elekid #239
Ledyba #165
Hoothoot #163
Marill #183
Togepi #175
Bellossom #182
Donphan #232
Snubbull #209

Note: In the nintendo power issue it said that the numbers are being reassinged, so for example Ledyba is really #30? - Bakufun

mmmmmmmm.........metal gear - killer b

Phil, I love your list.  Almost as much as I love Gundam Wing.  And a bit less than I love Lt. Noin from said show.  How long did it take you to make it? - Sebulba113

Hey Philip,
Wanna split a pizza? - Hbomb

OK, this should work

http://ofnstudios.cheatplanet.com/pokemon/

hopefully. If it doesn't just use the old one and mention I have a new layout, please.

BTW, the Summer Icebox Special is set for release in July - Farfetch'D

Hey Phillip.  As someone who seems to be religiosly inclinated and stuff, whats your view on that Dogma flick? - sumyungai

I'm not dead. - Beefy)B

whoa, don't be afraid, previewer is on your side my friend. HA HA HA! - elpreviewer