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Viral Speak 05-24-2000
Out of all the sections on the site.. this thing takes me the longest to do in a standard update. @_@ But.. it's very, very interesting in a disturbed sort of way.

Your release list is in need of updating good sir. - Knight
King Philip: 'Tis true, noble Knight. 'Tis sadly true. Methinkest, I shall make one of my knaves update the beastie. Nay! I shall have to do the deed unto my own devices!
D...M...G...I...C...E... - some monks from the andy mountins
Philip: Here's the kicker. I have a program which tells me what countries we get hits from... so that's not too far off. Hmm.. Why do I get so many hits from Cuba? Oh, no! Contraband Cuban Girls dig the site! I must inform Yak of these immediately!
i ate foy, and now i cant move.  it hurts.  i am going sue, when my feathers grow back... - a bird
Philip: Serves you right, now hold still while I fire up the barbie. After all, if we eat you.. you can't sue.
Writing to you is fun! - some big, BIG computer geek that has nothing better to do than press letters on a key board
Philip: Okay... if you insist.
I aimlessly wander the dark, twisting streets of my mind. A see a wall. A dead end. THE dead end. The very thing thats blocking me, is my only means of escape. How? How? How can I release myself from this prison of mental brick and stone? When wil the answers come? Soon, they say. Soon. - The Purple Night Hog
Philip: Allow me to put another brick in that wall. After all, it's just us against them.
So, what's the final count on MGS?

I'm taking my GameBoy to my World History exam tomorrow.  It'll be sweet, watching everyone else listening to their crap CDs while I play Picross or something.

But if Spearow tastes like chicken, why did they kick me out of KFC when I said "Yeah...Ummm...I'll have a #5 with Extra Crispy Spearow and extra dipping sauce.  Wait, do you have Pidgey meat?" - Sebulba113

Philip: Metal Gear Solid.. final count? Umm... many, many, many more cuss words. Some slight innuendo, some obvious innuendo, talks of bloodshed, and more bloodshed, and umm.. stuff blows up. Oh, the cut-scenes with the Metal Gear are AMAZING.
I need a girlfreind, SERIOUSLY! - Q-Bone
Philip: No. You need a girlfrIEnd, seriously. ;)
Bleh! You never notice me at all! After all those 1+ times I went into #blue, *sniffles* - Masamune
Philip: Well, after Frog broke you.. I have been a little mean.. haven't I.. sorry.
I'm beginning to think that the following game is European only, so I've decided to let you know about it. The game is... 'Konami Game Boy Collection'. It has on it Nemesis (Gradius!), Probotector (CONTRA!!), Castlevania Legends, and Konami Racing. Not only that, but they're colourised (the cart works on any GB though). It will be mine. Eventually. BTW, do you too think Robb's taking the mickey out of SRC1 with his Viral Speak stories about the chat rooms? Not quite so much the one yesterday... but that first story from a while back... Grrrr. It was very well observed. (I'll try and sort out the MST this week/weekend.) - S-Cargo
Philip: that's a good chap. Oh, I placed an order with a European store in Britian for a copy of that game. Just sitting back.. waiting. There are four of those games, ya know? We even have a review of it.
School really sux, thank god it's out, and where can i find some stuff on the new metal gear solid gameboy game? - Dragoon1331
Philip: Ask me a question about it! I just beat it.. and it rules all. A perfect way to spend your summer.
the gameboy is still talking man. I have killed maybe 1,2, or 30 people. - elpreviewer
Philip: Okay. Track down a Lynx 2, and a Game Gear. Don't bother with a Neo Geo Pocket Color, or a Wonder Swan; because I've found that Game Boy Colors will beat them up something fierce. Especially the Wonder Swan.. as small as it is. Lock the GBC with the Lynx 2, and the Game Gear in a box. Wait a few days. If you're lucky.. the large bulk of those systems will make the GBC repent. If not.. break out a Lynx Version 1 and a Nomad.. that works a little better I heard.
As I understand it, Orochi is this five (or was it seven...) headed dragon/demon/god thing. Uh.. the Blue Seed Anime has a pretty good explanation of it. Anywho, the opposite of the Orochi is Kusanagi, which is why you will often see two characters with these names be enemies. Kusanagi translates into 'dragon slayer', which, since in japanese mythology, are plant based, can mean 'lawn mower' ^_^

All of this, is, of course, as _I_ understand it.

But I just added Orochi to the beginning of my long time online handle to show my love of the KOF series. You know, Orochi Iori, Orochi Leona, Orochi Shermie, Orochi Chris, Orochi...

Okay, I'll stop. - Orochi p_fish
 

Kusanagi Philip: So.. Kyo is a Lawn Mower. It all makes perfect sense.
I always thought Misty wasn't the person to wear a bra. I mean she's barely wearing anything as it is. Same with Sailor Mercury. They're both wearing tight outfits, so that if they were, youd be able to see the bra! This is pretty pathetic.. So now I must do this.. *flash* - sponge
Philip: I got flashed by a sponge! You don't see that everyday.
Viral Speak is not a web site for the kids, you should not post meessages that contain stuff that shouldn't be read by kids, or some thing like that. - bra-less (shirt-less) Misty
Philip: But.. still.. you insist on that toplessness thing! Okay...
I want color Gauntlet on my GBC! - Bridget
Philip: Cool. Oh, you ARE wearing clothing.. right?
I just remembered that I'm IceBlues evil cousin. What should I do? - CodeBlue
Philip: Kill him? Knit him a sweater? Not really sure...
I am not dead... I'm still boinking... I just am... busy... yeah... hehehe... - The Boinker
Philip: Busy boinking?