Viral Speak 05-23-2000 I don't think people got the joke. No seriously.
That first B & W's World comic is about this SITE.
Which is a spin off of this site.
The second one is a general observation. For a little background on it.
The comic is something I started doing back in 1991. The main character
"Watchman" is based on *gasp* a watch I owned. No, really. There are other
characters in the comic. Because the main character -besides- odd sketch
comdey, does a talk show. I've drawn over fifty strips with the characters,
and I'm in the process of converting the better ones, as well as doing
new ones. The main "problem" with the comic; would be that it dates itsself
by covering current stuff. And yes, Craig is a nice guy; but honestly.
The beta for Perfect Dark GBC sucked. Pure and simple. The game reminds
me more of Mission Impossible GBC. And compared to Metal Gear Solid GBC..
Joanna is going to need to pull a miracle out of her leather bound *bad
word* to make that game good. Kind of like how Sony better deliver some
damn good games to get me to buy the PS2 after what I saw at E3. I mean,
the best game for it is Metal Gear Solid 2; but you know that won't make
it's Summer 2001 release date in time. I wasn't impressed by Swquare's
PlayOnline. In short, I think the idea is crap. Ooo, I'm a big wussy RPG
gamer! I need to call for help to beat a dragon! Oh, and do you know how
paper thin the plot is going to be? Yuck. Square should instead concentrate
on writing a GOOD plot; instead of that "Let's all go online" stuff. Some
RPGs shouldn't be online. One is Dragon Warrior, the other is Final Fantasy.
Does sock monkey taste like chicken?
I think he does... <<Munch>> <<Munch>> - JayGee1
Philip: That's just wrong on many levels.
Team Rocket's Little Sister is called
"Rocket's Sneak Attack" in the U.S. - secret asian man
Philip: Yeah.. I know... I know..
Ice Blue Puppet: WTF?
Gmem: Yes I do want the fries... - Gmem
Philip: They are the best fries ever.
Just one thing... you've got the wrong
link on the MST of Team Redline 3.
And, uh, one other thing... Redline 4 is being
MSTed also, but it's a big inside joke thing with some friends of mine...
I'll still get it to you if you want it. - NeoVid
Philip: I fixed it. Sure. Go ahead and send
it on over.
“... Robb strolled slowly on the path
in the woods, which would eventually lead him to his favorite destination.
#Gameboy had become his favorite chat room. Still, he missed #blue, and
thought about it as he quietly kicked a pinecone along the path. He was
carrying two things. In one hand, his "atomic purple" gameboy color, one
of the few lasting rewards of Christmas 1998. In the other, a piece of
paper marked "trivia". He had spent more than an hour and a half preparing
this, and an immesurable time attempting to gain support for it. When Robb
finally came out of the woods, a vast field lay before him, dotted here
and there by pine trees. He knew a shortcut, but this journey would still
be a long one on foot. Thankfully, a friend living nearby had placed a
bicycle at the end of the forest for him, as was previously arranged. He
got on and pedaled, thinking about the trivia. Many had said they would
be there, but things don't always work out as planned. The bicycle was
fast, and he soon arrived. He jogged to the entrance, and wasted no time
in opening the gate. When he saw what was there, he was horrificly shocked.
The only thing there besides himself was BowWow, which sat in the corner,
buzzing and whirring as it scanned the room for cuss words. Robb was speechless.
It was then that he noticed Techni, sitting behind the door, eating a sandwich.
"At least ONE person remembered" he said to her. Techni looked up from
her sandwich and said very plainly: "Remembered what?". Robb slowly shut
the gate, tore the piece of paper in two, and got back on the bike...."
- Robb
Philip: *Sniff* That's so tragic. People..
remember your trivia people, lest they someday go postal and kill us all..
or something.
Why'd ya set Craig on fire? Craig's
cool. You're mean. The PD game was BETA man...Although I don't
care for Perfect Dark...In fact, I guess you could say...I hate Perfect
Dark.
And Campbell's Soup. - Sebulba113
Philip: I hope to God that wasn't BETA. I
mean, Beta is the "Just need to work out a bug or two and it's ready to
ship" version. I know Craig. Craig is nice. But, they named Perfect Dark
GBC game of the show.. and someone needs to pay retribution.
Hey Phillip "Dead sexy dude" We, could
you send your army of Blue Virii over to Nintendo HQ and demand some Mario
Tennis GBC screenshots? I want 'em real bad, like...a lot. Obtain them
for me or I will curse and say "Le***a".- Tenryuujin
Philip: Well, we can try.
Hmmm... you know, NGPC is gaming ecstasy
as well...
???: Sir, will you please give me your gameboy,
as you have now pledged alegience to NGPC.
Me: No, you'll never take my gameboy! NGPC doesn't
have the 3rd party support to survive.
???: Hand it over and calm down, sir.
Me: Never!
???: I'll force you to read shakespear as translated
by TAKARA employees!
Me: Ick!
I'll never give up my gameboy! - Orochi p_fish
puppet
Philip: For our readers.. "Orochi" is kinda
like a dragon or something.
Just to let you know, Charizard2000 and
I are going to make a comic about the general board members. No offense,
but your new comic needs help. A LOT of help.;) Or man-eating suirrels.
Man-eating squirrels always make a good comic.;)(If you don't know me,
I'm the new mod for the General board) We would like to have it posted
in the Snowflake if C2K ever gets around to drawing it. We have a good
one about the Chu-Chu mice. - Globe Flower
Philip: Okay....
I can't read binary, so whats the joke?
- Beefy_B
Philip: A rather funny one.
I bought Pokemon cereal and they have
this thing on the back that says find the five Ledy Ba(tm)! That made me
mad! good cereal though... - Whatever
Philip: Yeah. The cereal reminds me of Frosted
Cheerios.. with marshmallows.
Um...
What happened to my MST? It's superhard to read.
Is there anything I can do (and send you a third version ^_^0 )? - S- Cargo
Philip: Yeah, for some odd reason.. it showed
up in my inbox all like that.. and I didn't have time to properly edit
it.
You an britiny are only friends right?
You did not mean any thing? Wait there while I take off my Bra - Misty
Philip: Yeah. Woah. Umm.. nice.
Tell the people what the joke means!
Fine! I'll tell them!
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Translates to:
Take my wife, PLEASE!
Heh. That one was on ReBoot. Phil!
I'm so happy for you that you see things my way.
Unless (looks around) You have a thing for Dot.
(Shudder) - Meowthar
Philip: Dot? Yuck. I'm not that far gone.
Honey FLASH! - Cutey Honey
Philip: Okay. Twice in one Viral Speak.. I'm
starting to get worried.
Would you like to see my Bubble Blast?
- Sailor Mercury
Philip: Okay. I'm officially worried; but
strangely enough, pleasently surprised.
