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Viral Speak 05-16-2000
See! I DID hire Britney Spears. She'll help answer today's Viral Speak.

philip you're finally back!!!!!!! yahoo!!!! oh ya go foy!! - pokemaster
Philip: Yes and I brought a Special Friend. Speak Britney.
Britney Spears: Like, yeah! He's like, you know, back! And that's like, awesome, like you know. Oh, buy my album!
thanks for printing all my messages. it really ups my self esteem - Boco316
Philip: That's cool.
Britney Spears: When I feel low self-esteem, I like, go jump on a trampoline. That's like how I got my singing talent discovered. I was, like, jumping on a trampoline and I was singing and, like, my mom said. "Britney! You can sing!" So, like, now I sing!
I went to E3, I saw ya Phil, didja see my upon me stilts and kilts playing the bagpipes. I'm coming for you PAW, not tonight, not tomorrow night, but when you least expect it, I will come and sic my 4 headed foy on you. <<Blares on Bagpipe>> - Scotish Guy
Philip: Yeah, I think so. Didn't Scott Delbango kick your butt at Mario Tennis.. oh, wait.. they did that to everyone.
Britney Spears: I'm like talking too; so I want to play something too. Philip? I want to, like, play something.
Get a life - Tasar
Philip: Already got one. But if I get another one, I'll let you borrow it.
Britney Spears: Oh, for those who don't have a life.. I don't have implants.
Philip: Umm.. don't talk about that here.. we're a family site.
Britney Spears: Umm... Okay... right.
I have one goal in life. I just can't print it here. Hee hee - Some girl
Philip: Is this that thing with the ropes again? I'm getting quite tired of being the "helpless slave".
Britney Spears: Oh. Okay. *puts down rope*
Do you know what I want to do to you, Philip? - Jenna Jameson
Philip: Umm.................... hopefully it doesn't involve ropes?
Britney Spears: What's these peoples deal, anyways?
Haha, that "virii virii" stuff never gets old. Virii VIRII virii Virii viriivirii! - secret asian man
Philip: I know. It never gets old. 
Britney Spears: Maybe next album.. I should sing about Virii.
If Foy becomes Ledybya, will your Foy Say Ledybya*Shudder* or is it now a fake pokemon? Can I kill someone? - Q-Bone
Philip: I will continue to call it Foy. Even in the Pokédex. I'm persistant.
Britney Spears: I'll say. *giggles*
make more mst thingy's. and haha philip misty like me better hahahahahahahahahha!!!! she told me. ask her yourself. and i'm more her age!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha. o yes GO FOY - pokemaster
Philip: What-ever.
Britney Spears: Misty? Who's Misty? Philip.. who's Misty? And.. umm why did you have me wear this school girl uniform?
Hey Guys.  If you want to request something I can make a picture of it for your site.  I had someothers I sent but perhaps you didn't get them.

Anyway, About Resident Evil for GBC.  I sent a e-mail to capcom which probably contained way too much cursing, but, getting to the point.  They e-mailed me back with some stupid excuse like, we didn't think the game was up to Capcom standards.  If you want my e-mail and Capcom's reply I can forward it to you...

Damn this is too long to get posted.  Oh well, just thought you'd like to know.

-The Monkey Revolution is apon us- - Tazzz21

Philip: I like how he spells upon. "apon".
Britney Spears: Like funny stuff. You could say: "I was apon Philip." Or not... that's just silly.
Your replacement staff bites, Phil. What's their deal? - Seubulba113
Philip: Stir fry vegetables.
Britney Spears: Huh?
How come no new Snowflakes you make? What the hell? You smell like waffles.
Love, Smapdi, Age 6 again
P.S. Fart, see? - Smapdi
Philip: Sigh.
Britney Spears: You think YOUR fans are weird?
Philip: Well, that's enough Viral Speak for today!
Britney Spears: Do I get a nookie?
Philip: Oh, sure. Here's one with cream on top. It's more of a sugar nookie. But it's better than the oatmeal nookie. I have a nookie over here with raisins on it. Wanna bite?