Have you ever wanted to WORK at DMG Ice?
Well.. do I have a deal for you...
It's something called "External Staff". Anyways, there's two levels of Staff at DMG Ice and I am offering a few positions as external staff. Now, here's what I need...

1 to 3 people to work on The Pallet GYM Fan Fictions Memorial. (I prefer that they be people who wrote at least one of those Fan Fictions, and it helps.. okay.. it's required that they know html and can get along with with others. I've had it up to here with employees bickering and bitching amongst themselves. If you can't work with people or put your petty, insignificant arguements behind you to get a job done.. I don't want you onboard, even as an external.)

1 to 2 people to work on the Mobile Edition. (Jazz is a very busy guy. He's not online enough.. and to be honest... he could use an assist or two. You have to work under Jazz, and I in this position and if you can work with the AdvantGo proprietary format. AND can update it regularly... we need you.)

3 people who have a sense of humour. (Yeah.. this is for the Oddish/Dispatch.) In other words, I'm combineing the old Dispatch with the Oddish. You need to be good at newsletter formats.. and while I'll also help out with articles.. you have to be funny. The Oddish will be a monthly thing. Just a rather nice HTML format Funny Paper with articles, a horoscope, and a "recap"o of important.. "events". It helps to be a smart ass.

Okay. Now.. as an External staff member applicant... you need to have.. *gasp* some sort of knowledge of HTML. You need to be able to work well with others. You also need Yahoo Instant Messenger, AOL AIM, or ICQ. E-mail a resume (Yes.. a resume.) with an example of your work and some information on yourself. Please.. no attachments other then RTF, TXT, or PFD. WPS or other proprietary formats will be ignored.

As External Staff Member.. you have perks. No.. I can't get you into E3 2001. So don't ask. (2002.. yes.. 2001, no.) For one, you get to comment on newsity on occassion. (Yup!) You DO NOT GET PAID; but you get recognized. :) Working at DMG Ice means you're pretty cool. So.. it helps you get work at other sites. Some people who work at other sites started by doing reviews for us in their own free time. (You do not have to be external staff to send a review.) Two, you'll get an @dmgice.com forwarder address. I'm sorry.. External staff is just that and has no access to main sections of the site or the main e-mail server thing. (So don't even think it, yeah.. you know who you are.) And three, there is no three.

Send a resume to ME.

Well, my husband was over for a few days and even if Sylvia only remembers him a little bit it's still apparent that she's a daddy's girl. He's 6' 6" so she loved kicking back and relaxing on his lap while watching TV and drinking from her little cup. On the plus side she did look cute, and she's starting to walk more than crawl. She'll be walking all over the place before we know it. - Lady Rend

YES! I got Magi Nation!!! He He He!
Stupid Mystery Gift Girl in PKMN S2! She keeps giving me berries!!!
Me psychic! One day me get Paralyze Berry then I predict my frien get PSNCureBerry, ME RIGHT! For some reason, me no like PKMN Movie 3! I think plot was too straight-foward...
Entei=Lion
Suicune=Panther
Raikou=Tiger

"Lumpy."-What Tony says after looking at chair.

"A bookshelf, full of booky goodnes!"-What Tony says after looking at certain bookshelf.

"Hmmm...This must be the 'Storage Shed', I wonder what Gia keeps in there?"..."Oh." Later on... "I don't think I need to go in there again..." TeeHeeHee!!!^_^

Cheers!,
Shorah!,
The PKMN Master: Leader of the Pokemon-Digimon-Monster Relations Society!(PDMRS)

PS: Make mine green. - The PKMN Master

my name on starcraft (not brood war)is {CrAzY}HyBrId.  come beat the crap outa me! join my clan! *wink* - Jumbo

My name is getting old. I feel that it no longer commands the respect that it used to. For these reasons, my name shall now be....Azure.

Fear the infinite blue! - Phantom

How many people have actually seen Phil? Show us a picture of your... beautiful self! - Aipom

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo...  or maybe two.

A dove or a cross on my right forearm and the Kansas logo somewhere on my left arm.

Whaddya think? - Aaron J.

Hey, it could be worse with the power...when I used to live in Cali the power would go out on perfectly clear sunny days for hours at a time.

Windmills! Wee! - The Heptagon

Heh. I loved "Dimension of Love"! It is one of my favorite songs. Got it on Napster. >.o Listen to it every day. Awesome song. This is going nowhere.

There we go. I'd love to help out with the Fanfictions (since I've been complaining about them on VS for who knows how long.) but I'm also busy writing up some more fanfics for a site my friends & I are working on called "And then..." There will be a fanfiction site with Pokémon, Digimon, Gundam, DBZ, Sailor Moon, etc. fics as well as an online Pokémon game site and a bunch of online RPGs on another part. I get to be the VP. Hopefully it'll launch soon. - Duke

You know, Philip, you really shouldn't work so hard... How about a vacation???? - *~Acidic Kisses~*

...Beware...Comics...OF ME!!! Comming Summer 2001

(Or Maybe Not, depends on if I get them done in time) - Mankind

Have you ever had a conversation with somebody and have to say a long word or two wor4ds over and over again? And then you want an abbriviation for that word but you don`t think they`ld understand the abbriviation. then you begin to hate them more and more for their lack of the ability to read minds and to the very least, their stupidity. 

I`ve lost 6 friends that way .... - pikalo

Er, you were listening to some song from the Techni series, right? - Slappy

You're hireing "external" staffers? I'd apply for something, except I don't know HTML and I don't know anything about the Mobile Edition. But I'm already a "Sorta-Staff" member. Kind of interesting how I still remember that after over a year. I don't get any special e-mail address, and I don't get to comment on the newsity (Not like I'm online that late anyway), but I DO have my own special rank and the power to overthrow my oppressors and become supreme ruler of the Message Boards! MWA HAHAHA!!! Anyway... it's kind of disappointing to know that Fresh From The Ice Box is ending. But there's still all the other comics in Snowflake Studios, including The USA. :) Well, I've got spammers to kill, and pedestrians to run over. See ya! - Charizard2000

I got my GBA! I've played Mario Advance on it! Lotsa speech, and that weird "L" stretch screen thing makes the screen all weird. Stay Tuned - M3w7hr33

I'm afraid you've got Chip mixed up with my son Joshua, although you could say my husband IS a cool "kid"! Hey, he's sitting right here. Let me ask him if he's jealous of you, Philip.

Pikamom: "Chip, are you jealous when I talk about Philip this and 
Philip that?"

Chip: "Philip who?"

Well, there you have it.  - pikamom

I think I'll rant a little bit here in a random sort of way. A new way of learning and burning the yearning for life's rich pasta of grated slices of air wafting against the air so bent and chaotic in reposed writheing on and on waywardly fluctuation of imperial cacophony composed of dime store morales tied to quarter dollar hedonism for rent!