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Viral Speak 04-11-2000
Pretend I planned it.

Are these my glory days? - Bridget
Philip: Sad huh?
"New"

It's New
Take it out of the bag
Peel off the shrink wrap
Plug and play
Blown away
Excited to find
Just what you had in mind

It's New
Mysterious but true
Some of it you know
Some of it you don't
Grow to learn
What you never heard
Soon it will be
The same throughout

Something tells you,
Stick with the old
Stick with what you know
But you ignore it
And go on ahead
With the New

A week or two after
You're hooked 
And it won't let go
A bit of shine
Still near the end
Soon will be gone

Time passes on
What was once strange is familiar
You know it too well
You like it too much
But it's not the same
Something's changed
And it can't go back
It's just as good
You knew it would be
Still there's a burning inside
A longing for New - Greyleaf

Philip: Deep.
From a slight Absence, the boinker returns!

BOINK!
BOINK A POKEMON!
BOINK A DIGIMON!
BOINK A MONMON!
(Just don't boink Foy)
BOINK IT ALL!

PS: FOr you whoppers out there, I must advise you to try boinking. - The Boinker

Philip: It's good clean family fun!
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOY
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOY
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATNAMERULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Jake

Philip: Umm. yeah.
ok, I'll admit it. Saturday night's GBC Trivia was not my best work. In fact, it downright sucked. But seriously, who are you to judge? I'd like to see you try it. In fact, go ahead, give it a shot. I want you to learn the hard way that GBC Trivia is nowhere near as easy as it may seem. You can get a few questions out of your own game collection, but only a few. After you run out of questions from your games, you gotta search the internet for stuff; and let me tell you, this crap is hard to find! And you can't just put any questions on. All of your questions have to meet a very specific criteria in order for people to have fun with them. Mess up, and you get whiners like you complaining. I'm already working on some new questions that are way better than Saturday's and I will do GBC Trivia on Friday night at 9:30 PM(new york time) in #blue - Robb

P.S. You know who you are.- Robb

Philip: Someone sounds a bit miffed.
Diary: Day 9.

Another Pokemon attack has started today...I fear this standoff may never end. I may have to use my ultimate weapon...The Car Keys That Will Not Die. What more could you use, being locked in a car. And attacked by Pokemon. And now, men wearing white suits are approaching my car. Well, they're not getting-... - BlenderDude9

Philip: Hope they aren't carrying the "Jaws Of Life"!
I apologize to Roger Q. Ibsen III, the actor who played the part of "Man 2" in my bizzare Docu-drama-anime.  (Remember, only YOU can save ME.)  He had no lines, so I'm letting him do a very special monologue:

BEING MAN 2
Man 2: Oh, the heartache one feels after the loss of a dream.  That I, a foolish man, could take on the responsibility of the -

Sebulba113: On second thought, you stink.  I'll replace this with a very special message from my friend, Psyduck:

Psyduck: When I was a little duck, I used Psychic on a Foy, just to watch it squirm...Then I put it in my mouth and ate it.

Sebulba113: Isn't that great? - Sebulba113

Philip: I found that funny. Then I put it in my mouth and ate it.
I got a guitar on saturday.  I'm trying to teach myself.  

Here's a little diddy I like to call Em Am Em.

*Em Em Am Am Em Em*

What do you think?

Do you like it? - Beefy_B

Philip: I can play more chords than you.
Help, I'm traped in my basment with nothing but a laptop and "The Random Blue Virus" won't get the (insert your cuss word of choice here)away from my house! - newhook_1
Philip: Sucks to be you.
The game came before the comic, didn't it? - A guy who wants to know if the pokemon game came before the comic
Philip: Nope. The original comics precede the game by about 20 years. Pocket Monsters first appeared in Coro Coro Comics.. years and years ago.
DVGBC: Art exam,
Art exam.
Friendly neighbourhood art exam.

I finish my exam on Thursday, I'll attempt some LoZ fanfiction after that. - S- Cargo

Philip: Thanks for the warning!
Since someone was asking questions I know the answer to... A 
MST of a MST is a metaMST and they've been done plenty of times... mainly to Doctor Thinker's MSTs.  By the way, the MST of Redline 3 is 95% done... but e X ! l e won't finish his part.
And I'm MSTing a Thinkerfic at http://members.home.net/woofersan/indiemad/ifroast.htm

And I feel like giving my opinion on Digimon... I only watched the 
early episodes, since it wasn't that good... but then when the whole Myotismon storyline started, I got caught up in it.  e X ! l e and I both think that Digimon has a better storyline than Rancher or Pokemon... though we like those also.

Obligatory plug: http://www.angelfire.com/ma2/donottauntlsamaprod

Philip: I didn't think he was so easily amused..
philip... don't fall for Akemi, she is a girl that is similar to the character Julia Roberts in a film in the early 90's. - gfunk_yoshi
Philip: Oh.. the one with the Roy Orbison song?
Don't be scared of Meowth!  Not as cute as Meowth.  Meowth, that's right.  And just remember, I'm the top cat.  Meowth!  Don't be scared of Meowth.  Meowth, that's right.  And just remember, I'm the top cat. - Meowth
Philip kicks Meowth.
The other day, I saw a squid, and it was funny.  Then I had to stop seeing the squid to go home and feed my seamonkeys. - Beezo, the seamonkey avenger
Philip: Do Sea Monkeys think Seam Monkey thoughts?
In response to Subulba113's cries for help who shows up?

None other than......

FOY IN GUNDAM DEATHSYTHE HELL!!

Sebulba113: How the HFIL did you get that sweet piece of mech?!!!

Foy: Um... Duo felt bad that he didnt help you... so he gave me a call to come over here and save your butt!!!

Now that action starts...

Foy yanks out the twin beam sycthe of the Deathsythe Hell and deals out some major punishment.Then using his 2 vulcan cannons, FOy finishes of the Men in Suits.

Sebulba113: Thanks FOY.... 

Holy POODOO!!!! The Pureland Water Entitt has appeared and is spewing 
out Digimon!!!!

There are too many for A single Pokemon in a Deathsythe Hell to handle!!!!

What will happen next....

Send in your answers!!!! 

Save Sebulba113, FOY, and the Deathsythe Hell!!!! - SebulbaSaverSephiroth

Philip: The suspense is gripping. Oh. NEVER MIND.
*Philip watches TV*

TV: "OH, BUTCH!!! I Never knew you could... *KZTXKTZXKTKZTXKKTZX*

*TV goes snowy, Philip swears*

Philip: What the &%#*&!!! It was just getting to the good part, too...

Tv: *KTZXKKZTKXTKT* *Suddenly, picture of 20 drowzees and hypnos 
sitting around a table appears on screen*

Big Hypno: "... and we are the FORGOTTEN pokemon!!!! no one likes us, 
no one uses us, and no one RESPECTS us!!!! They Respect a ^%^&$# mutant eletric rat more than us!!! 

Philip: "cool."

BIg Hypno: "But there is a way out. If we can figure out a way to enslave or kill all the pokemon... WE could rule the POKEMON WORLD!!!! muhahahahahahha!!!

Philip: "whoa."

Big Hypno: But how?!?!?! 

Little Drowzee: "Here's my plan, listen carefully:   We hypnotize all the pokemon, and tell them to obey us!!!"

Big Hypno: *laughs hysterically* "That wont work! WE are not *winces* strong enough!"

Another Hypno: "What if we hypnotize humans, and tell them to do our will!?!?! WE can enslave some weak-minded  trainer, and tell him to go kick some CLEFairy!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!"

Big Hypno: "PERFECT!!!! WE will start rightaway!!!! 

*sees little red light flashing on wall*

Big Hypno: "WHAT!?! We're on the air!?!?"

Drowzee: "Its OK, only one person is watching."

Philip:"Hey, that's me!!"

Big Hypno: "Then we shall start our conquest with him!!! 
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

BIg Hypno: *stars through TV at Philip* " You are getting sleeepy. 
VEEEERRRRYYY SLLLLEEEEPPPYYYY!"

Philip: *snore*

Big Hypno: - An Anonymus Persun

Philip: I find it amusing that people think I swear a lot in these things.