Viral Speak 04-11-2000
 Pretend I planned it.
 
 
Are these my glory days? - Bridget 
Philip: Sad huh?
"New"
It's New
 Take it out of the bag
 Peel off the shrink wrap
 Plug and play
 Blown away
 Excited to find
 Just what you had in mind
 It's New
 Mysterious but true
 Some of it you know
 Some of it you don't
 Grow to learn
 What you never heard
 Soon it will be
 The same throughout
 Something tells you,
 Stick with the old
 Stick with what you know
 But you ignore it
 And go on ahead
 With the New
 A week or two after
 You're hooked 
 And it won't let go
 A bit of shine
 Still near the end
 Soon will be gone
 Time passes on
 What was once strange is familiar
 You know it too well
 You like it too much
 But it's not the same
 Something's changed
 And it can't go back
 It's just as good
 You knew it would be
 Still there's a burning inside
 A longing for New - Greyleaf  
Philip: Deep.
From a slight Absence, the boinker returns!
BOINK!
 BOINK A POKEMON!
 BOINK A DIGIMON!
 BOINK A MONMON!
 (Just don't boink Foy)
 BOINK IT ALL!
 PS: FOr you whoppers out there, I must advise
you to try boinking. - The Boinker  
Philip: It's good clean family fun!
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOY
 FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOY
 FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOY
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATNAMERULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Jake  
Philip: Umm. yeah.
ok, I'll admit it. Saturday night's GBC
Trivia was not my best work. In fact, it downright sucked. But seriously,
who are you to judge? I'd like to see you try it. In fact, go ahead, give
it a shot. I want you to learn the hard way that GBC Trivia is nowhere
near as easy as it may seem. You can get a few questions out of your own
game collection, but only a few. After you run out of questions from your
games, you gotta search the internet for stuff; and let me tell you, this
crap is hard to find! And you can't just put any questions on. All of your
questions have to meet a very specific criteria in order for people to
have fun with them. Mess up, and you get whiners like you complaining.
I'm already working on some new questions that are way better than Saturday's
and I will do GBC Trivia on Friday night at 9:30 PM(new york time) in #blue
- Robb
P.S. You know who you are.- Robb  
Philip: Someone sounds a bit miffed.
Diary: Day 9.
Another Pokemon attack has started today...I fear
this standoff may never end. I may have to use my ultimate weapon...The
Car Keys That Will Not Die. What more could you use, being locked in a
car. And attacked by Pokemon. And now, men wearing white suits are approaching
my car. Well, they're not getting-... - BlenderDude9  
Philip: Hope they aren't carrying the "Jaws
Of Life"!
I apologize to Roger Q. Ibsen III, the
actor who played the part of "Man 2" in my bizzare Docu-drama-anime. 
(Remember, only YOU can save ME.)  He had no lines, so I'm letting
him do a very special monologue:
BEING MAN 2
 Man 2: Oh, the heartache one feels after the
loss of a dream.  That I, a foolish man, could take on the responsibility
of the -
 Sebulba113: On second thought, you stink. 
I'll replace this with a very special message from my friend, Psyduck:
 Psyduck: When I was a little duck, I used Psychic
on a Foy, just to watch it squirm...Then I put it in my mouth and ate it.
 Sebulba113: Isn't that great? - Sebulba113  
Philip: I found that funny. Then I put it
in my mouth and ate it.
I got a guitar on saturday.  I'm
trying to teach myself.  
Here's a little diddy I like to call Em Am Em.
 *Em Em Am Am Em Em*
 What do you think?
 Do you like it? - Beefy_B  
Philip: I can play more chords than you.
Help, I'm traped in my basment with nothing
but a laptop and "The Random Blue Virus" won't get the (insert your cuss
word of choice here)away from my house! - newhook_1 
Philip: Sucks to be you.
The game came before the comic, didn't
it? - A guy who wants to know if the pokemon game came before the comic 
Philip: Nope. The original comics precede
the game by about 20 years. Pocket Monsters first appeared in Coro Coro
Comics.. years and years ago.
DVGBC: Art exam,
 Art exam.
 Friendly neighbourhood art exam.
I finish my exam on Thursday, I'll attempt some
LoZ fanfiction after that. - S- Cargo  
Philip: Thanks for the warning!
Since someone was asking questions I
know the answer to... A 
 MST of a MST is a metaMST and they've been done
plenty of times... mainly to Doctor Thinker's MSTs.  By the way, the
MST of Redline 3 is 95% done... but e X ! l e won't finish his part.
 And I'm MSTing a Thinkerfic at http://members.home.net/woofersan/indiemad/ifroast.htm
And I feel like giving my opinion on Digimon...
I only watched the 
 early episodes, since it wasn't that good...
but then when the whole Myotismon storyline started, I got caught up in
it.  e X ! l e and I both think that Digimon has a better storyline
than Rancher or Pokemon... though we like those also.
 Obligatory plug: http://www.angelfire.com/ma2/donottauntlsamaprod  
Philip: I didn't think he was so easily amused..
philip... don't fall for Akemi, she is
a girl that is similar to the character Julia Roberts in a film in the
early 90's. - gfunk_yoshi 
Philip: Oh.. the one with the Roy Orbison
song?
Don't be scared of Meowth!  Not
as cute as Meowth.  Meowth, that's right.  And just remember,
I'm the top cat.  Meowth!  Don't be scared of Meowth.  Meowth,
that's right.  And just remember, I'm the top cat. - Meowth 
Philip kicks Meowth.
The other day, I saw a squid, and it
was funny.  Then I had to stop seeing the squid to go home and feed
my seamonkeys. - Beezo, the seamonkey avenger 
Philip: Do Sea Monkeys think Seam Monkey thoughts?
In response to Subulba113's cries for
help who shows up?
None other than......
 FOY IN GUNDAM DEATHSYTHE HELL!!
 Sebulba113: How the HFIL did you get that sweet
piece of mech?!!!
 Foy: Um... Duo felt bad that he didnt help you...
so he gave me a call to come over here and save your butt!!!
 Now that action starts...
 Foy yanks out the twin beam sycthe of the Deathsythe
Hell and deals out some major punishment.Then using his 2 vulcan cannons,
FOy finishes of the Men in Suits.
 Sebulba113: Thanks FOY.... 
 Holy POODOO!!!! The Pureland Water Entitt has
appeared and is spewing 
 out Digimon!!!!
 There are too many for A single Pokemon in a Deathsythe
Hell to handle!!!!
 What will happen next....
 Send in your answers!!!! 
 Save Sebulba113, FOY, and the Deathsythe Hell!!!!
- SebulbaSaverSephiroth  
Philip: The suspense is gripping. Oh. NEVER
MIND.
*Philip watches TV*
TV: "OH, BUTCH!!! I Never knew you could... *KZTXKTZXKTKZTXKKTZX*
 *TV goes snowy, Philip swears*
 Philip: What the &%#*&!!! It was just
getting to the good part, too...
 Tv: *KTZXKKZTKXTKT* *Suddenly, picture of 20 drowzees
and hypnos 
 sitting around a table appears on screen*
 Big Hypno: "... and we are the FORGOTTEN pokemon!!!!
no one likes us, 
 no one uses us, and no one RESPECTS us!!!! They
Respect a ^%^&$# mutant eletric rat more than us!!! 
 Philip: "cool."
 BIg Hypno: "But there is a way out. If we can
figure out a way to enslave or kill all the pokemon... WE could rule the
POKEMON WORLD!!!! muhahahahahahha!!!
 Philip: "whoa."
 Big Hypno: But how?!?!?! 
 Little Drowzee: "Here's my plan, listen carefully:  
We hypnotize all the pokemon, and tell them to obey us!!!"
 Big Hypno: *laughs hysterically* "That wont work!
WE are not *winces* strong enough!"
 Another Hypno: "What if we hypnotize humans, and
tell them to do our will!?!?! WE can enslave some weak-minded  trainer,
and tell him to go kick some CLEFairy!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!"
 Big Hypno: "PERFECT!!!! WE will start rightaway!!!! 
 *sees little red light flashing on wall*
 Big Hypno: "WHAT!?! We're on the air!?!?"
 Drowzee: "Its OK, only one person is watching."
 Philip:"Hey, that's me!!"
 Big Hypno: "Then we shall start our conquest with
him!!! 
 MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
 BIg Hypno: *stars through TV at Philip* " You
are getting sleeepy. 
 VEEEERRRRYYY SLLLLEEEEPPPYYYY!"
 Philip: *snore*
 Big Hypno: - An Anonymus Persun  
Philip: I find it amusing that people think
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