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Viral Speak 04-10-2000
Philip uses DIZZY PUNCH! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

What?Team Redline on nintendo's site is a bike company?I thought they put up your stories.Better not get sued... - PokemonGuy
Philip: Weird. When I made up the name for the group.. I was thinking "a thin red line seperates the margins of eniquity and innocence".. actually, that's from the missing original pilot episode.
why was Foy's voice in purple?!?  Foy isn't purple.  Foy shouldn't be purple. purple is bad. - still notelf
Philip: Because.. I was playing around. I made Ice Blue's comment red, mine blue, and it was either orange or some other obnoxious color for Foy. Sorry about the purple.
Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh Baby, baby... Oops, you think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above... I'm not that innocent. Hi! This is Britney Spears and I'm here to remind you to buy my new album "Oops.. I Did It Again" featuring my new single "Oops... I Did It Again." It's on sale in stores everywhere May 10th! - Britney Spears
Philip: What a weird name for an album. I haven't heard that song.. but it sounds like I could do a very nasty parody to it. "Oops, I shot her again. I swore that I wouldn't start. Haven't lost any aim. Oh Baby, baby... Oops, where do I hide this gun, now that I'm on the run... I'm not that innocent." He he he.
I thought this was a game boy site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - D.J
Philip: It is. But.. we also have some interesting other stuff as well. Okay, I really made the Bin to do Virtual Boy reviews; but I felt.. heck... why not do all the other ones too! We're still a Game Boy site. We'll always be a Game Boy site; but we also play the field like true players.
Part 2: Philip's Decision!

*Akemi giggled.*

Philip: "I.. I.. I..."

Akemi: "Hmm?  So what's your decision?"

Philip: "I...."

*Philip blinked, realizing his calling was in fact, DMG ICE, not this beautiful young lady who was practically throwing her young self at him.  He also realized he was pathetic.*

Philip: "Y-y-yes... I'm going back."

*Akemi pouted in defeat.*

Akemi: "Fine... you go back and I'll stay here and admire you from afar.  I'll still be your biggest fan, and I'd be happy to do any favors for you..."

*Wink went Akemi.  Philip melted.*

*Philip then pulled himself together.*

Philip: "Okay, send me back."  

Akemi: "Fine, you seem pretty set in your ways.  I'll miss you, Philip."

*Akemi kisses Philip.  Philip melts again.*

*Suddenly, Philip wakes up, his head resting on his soaking wet with drool keyboard.*

Philip: "Ew.."

*Philip gets up, drool all up the side of his face, and thinks.  His hand reaches up and touches his lips, thinking of the kiss.  He sighs.*

Philip: "I'm such a dork..."

*And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the story goes... THE END!* - Akemi-Chan

Philip: Okay people. I just gave up some sweet loving for you people. So.. appreciate it! Oh, wait.. favors! Yeah! *starts to fall asleep*
This year, I am the ONLY one to submit fanfiction.  What is wrong with you people.  Will there EVER be a facfiction besides mine? - DVGBC
Philip: Dear God... I hope so. Oh, Team Redline 6 is almost done. Bwa ha ha.
I own an autographed copy of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's Adventure.  Aren't you all jealous!!  HA HA It's mine and not yours! - Donald Gomp
Philip: I have autographed Sixpence None the Richer albums.
what the heck is this? some commie trick? you will never win, the Q will fight you all the way! - Q
Philip: Naw. I'm not a commie. Nope. I'm a Federalist.. 
i am not a a gomba! - badguy
Philip: Okay. Then, I'll throw you instead of stomping you.
Foy Da man name! - pimpin
Philip: Exactly.
muffins spelled backwards is sniffum! - insane99
Philip: Lose the muffins... have a brownie.
how is Foy better than Pikachu - Shawn
Philip: Foy can fly. Can Pikachu fly? Only if I kick him. Foy can fly without anyone kicking him.
scores for saturday nights's GBC trivia:
Number1person(winner)-70

Beefy_B-40

Nitro-20

Thanks to everyone who played and I promise it will be better next time. The date of the next GBC Trivia is yet to be decided. - Robb

Philip: Nifty.
BAN BAN BAN!

Stop the pain!
GBC trivia isn't the bomb, it is a bomb.... hear it ticking
KABOOOM!!
Ok Let me ask you a queston,
How many levels does "lucky Luke" have in it?
Sounds hard?
"@_Beefy: This is pissing me off"
I mean, who in the heck knows when R.C. Pro AM came out on the gameboy anyway?
And we all play Elmo's ABC alot, now don't we, Please stop the pain by stoping GBC trivia - RunTimeError

Philip: R.C. Pro AM.. hmm... 1990 around... April. It's a four-player adaptor game. It's made by Rare. Oh, I know a good one! In Fortified Zone, the female agents name is what?
We love your site!!!!!
 

EET MOR BEAF, BABY!!! - The Anti-Cows

Philip: Beefy.
\I want Breeding tips on GAMEBOYCOLOR `S DRAGON WARRIOR MONSTERS - fireballz8@yahoo.com
Philip: Okay, children. I'm going to explain the wonderful way that monsters are made. *starts singing in a bluesy tone* "Ooooooonce upon a time, a level 50 dragon (That's a good level.) met a ????? type! We want the best pedigree, soooooooo the ????? type is the one to choose. The Dragon knows great attacks.... oooooooo and OH, BABY! Yeah. They get into that little table. And they look at each other. And the lights turn off.. OOOOO Monster Love! Keep breeding them monsters, go through elements! Wahoo! Don't be afraid to breed away Slib. Because.. Slib sucks! Yeah, Baby! OOOOOOOooooooooooooo!
The Shaolin shall consume you!  Listen to music like Taproot, Nuclear Rabbit, and Neurotica, and you may be spared. - Ninja Face Rebel Priest
Philip: If Fred Durst hates them.. than you know they don't suck.
A bit off the boinking topic, but Foydom is coming *this* close to making me like pokemon... - The Boinker
Philip: Foy is The Pokémon of LOVE, baby! He inspires boinking.
Just to let everyone know I have started a Pokemon story in Team Elite, anyone can respond to it and add to the story. Its just getting started but check it out! - bakufun
Philip: Oh, yeah. That's cool.
Isn't it true that Pokemon TCG for gameboy is the nintendo game, based on the card game based on the nintendo game, base on the TV show? - MONKEY MAN
Philip: Nope. It's the game based on the card game based on the TV show based on the game based on the comics.
What would happen if one tried to MST an MST? Would it be like 'crossing the streams'? - S- Cargo
Philip: Hmm.. i suppose it would be. I'll send the Dawn Spawn to investigate. Hey.. is that the chick from Alien?
I want Pokemon Attack.  Picross good.  Pokemon good. Gimme. - Bridget
Philip: But only if you ate all your vegetables.
Whao #Blue is gettin funky you guys need to tone it down. errr yeah em right... - RunTimeError
Philip: You can tone it down? Weird. I did not know that.
Foy, you are.... my fiiii-re.
the one.... de-siiiii-RE.
Believe... when IIIII say....

*IIII want it thaaaaat a way!*

But we.... seem twoooo worlds... apart...and reaaach TOOoo YOUR 
heart...when yooooou say... IIII want it thaat a
way!

Tell me WHY-yai! (ain't nuthin' but a heaaartache...)
Tell me WHY-yai! (ain't nuthin' but a miiiistake...)
Tell me why... I never want to heeear you say.... I want it that a way!

Am I... yooour fiiiii-re?
your one..... de-si-RE-er?
YES I KNOOOOOOOW! It's toOOoOooOo laaaate...

*But I waaaant it that a way!*

Tell me WHY-yai! (ain't nuthin' but a heaaartache...)
Tell me WHY-yai! (ain't nuthin' but a miiiistake...)
Tell me why... I never want to heeear you say.... I want it that a way!

Now I can see that we're faaalling apart..... from the way that we used 
TOooo be.. (yeah-ahhhh)

No matter tha distance.... I want you to know.... that deep down 
INSIIIIIIIDE OF MEEEEEE...!

You are.... My fiiii-re....
the one... de-siiiiiii-re...

You are....(You are....You are.... YOU AAAAARE!)

DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU...!!

aiiiin't nuthin but a heartache....aiiiiin't nuthin' but a 
miiiiiiistake... IIIIII never wanna hear you say...... I wannnnt it thaaaaat a 
way!!!

Tell me WHY-AI!
aiiiin't nuthin but a heartache.... (tell me WHYYY!) aiiiiin't nuthin' 
but a miiiiiiistake... tell me whyyyy.... IIIIII never wanna hear you 
say...... I wannnnt it thaaaaat a way!!!

..Cuz IiIiIiIiIi....want it.... ThAaaAAaAaaaat a waaaay! - BackStreet Boys

Philip: Okay. This Foy stuff has gotten out of hand! Oh, before you guys leave.. can I have your screaming female fans?
What happened to the DMG ICE Dispatch ? - curious
Philip: Jazzman sat on it and we haven't seen it since.
I liked "The Cable Guy".

(Men in white coats appear)

Guy 1:Izzat so?

Sebulba113:Oh crap!  SAVE ME DUO MAXWELL!  Use the Deathscythe!

Duo: No, I'm not done defeating Oz.

Sebulba113:Oh no!  Even Duo Maxwell, world's greatest Gundam pilot will 
not save me!

Man 1:I hope you enjoy random beatings.  You'll be getting a lot where 
you're going!

WILL SEBULBA113 SURVIVE?
Only you can save him!
Write in today!
(And any word about Gundam games coming to GameBoy?) - Sebulba113

Philip: Hmm.. Not yet. Oh.. save.. SebOOOOlba113
Is there any other way to get Mew besides Genie in red,yellow or blue version? - The Rock
Philip: Go to a Pokémon Tour and get one from Nintendo.
ATTENTION: If you meet any of these conditions, you must leave the site NOW!!!!

1. You think Digimon is awesome

2. You think that old school RPG's suck

3. You are importing a Playstation2

4. You think Mortal Kombat is the best fighting series ever made

5. You are politically correct

6. You think Game Boys are for little kids

7. You have no appreciation for awesome gameplay that lacks 
state-of-the-art 3-D graphics

8. You think the Game.com is "Da Bomb"

9. You frequently use the phrase "Da Bomb" - Observer

Philip: I think people are making too big a deal about "Digimon" hating. I mean, Pokémon was first, and Digimon was a Tamagotchi knock-off actually. It evolved into a Pokémon knock-off. The whole "digi-volving" bit was added in the series and had nothing to do with the original key chain games. (Which contained one of.. SEVEN different monsters.) Personally, Digimon is a poor person's Pokémon. Watch Monster Rancher and Pokémon though. Monster Rancher is better than Digimon.
Did you have a gamelink on your compater. - ghggk
Philip: Actually.. I have a cord that hooks into my PC's Printer Port and into my Game Boy's Game Link cable. It's from Mad Catz; and I need help reconfiguring it. It's for uploading GB Camera pics.
In my opinion, the Sci-Fi channel has reached new levels of suckiness, with the cancellation of both Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the Saturday Anime. And what do they air? Reruns of extremely crappy shows like Sightings and Land of Giants. Well, what can we expect when Sci-Fi is owned by USA, the same network that airs "Wings" reruns seven times a day. - Farfetch'd
Philip: True dat.
chansey ...chansey! pika? chansey?! chansey!chansey!!
Bill-as you see the pokemon communicate with the same tones and attitudes as we humans.
(in sync) Pika? chansey? squirtle? char? (people laugh)
Bill-yet they we cant see to understand what theyre talking about.
lady-my jigglypuff is much better than all the others.its to high class to even talk with them.
bill-not really mabey it sung itself to sleep.
(people and pokemon laugh together)squirtle! pika pika!pikachu!  char!
lady-well its eyes are open! bill mabey it sleeps like that too it must be too good to sleep with its eyes open.
(everyone laughs again. lady starts getting angry)
Lady-jigglypuff sing now.
jigglypuff-snore.
pikachu-chu chu! char..mander!
bill-its seems i was right it is sleeping.
suddenly jigglypuff jumps up and starts singing......... to be continued - the 11th meeting at the poke club
Philip: So.. when do they break out the kegs?
My hero is pokemon and he can kick your ass - boyan
Philip: I find that funny.
I almost forget to send in one of these.  I knew you would be disapointed if i didn't. - Beefy_B
Philip: Now.. my life is complete. Oh, wait... you're Beefy_B! You must be destroyed for the good of humanity!
What is Viral speak? - no name given
Philip: A daily dose of lovin' from me.