Viral Speak 04-04-2000
There is nothing more to save us now.
I need a date for prom.
Philip, can you help me out? - Beefy_B
Philip: Hmm.. Let me think... well, if all
else fails, go stag. But DON'T copy that hidden poem!
Gimme more Adrock pics, or i'll give
you a purple nurple. - Adrockaholic445
Philip: Purple Nurple.. is that a new Kool-Aid
flavor?
I wonder if the color Mega Man 5 will
be worth getting. Majesco has a reputation for remaking old GB games with
no extra features and a lazy color scheme. - BrianC
Philip: Well, it's Mega Man, it's color. Why
not?
Oh happy day. Final Fantasy GBC..
rehashes of stuff I have
owned since its original release. I suppose
something I haven't beaten a zillion times is too much to hope for. - Bridget
Philip: I haven't the heart to tell her to
scroll down to the VERY end of the page. All the way down. Past the wide
blank space. *sigh*
'Nine'
*Those voices....
They are outside....
WHERE I MUST BE.*
<Kshaak! kshaak! SHATTER!>
<ScientistA> Radio Philip's helicopter!
<ScientistB> No, no! Let us hear his psychic
powers!
*Psychic....powers?*
<ScientistB> You were created by us from the
amazing pokemon 'mewtwo'. We improved upon the genetic structure, making
you the ultimate psychic pokemon! Our experiment was a success!
*Is that all I am? An EXPERIMENT?*
*And now that your experiment is over, what will
you do with me?*
<ScientistB> Oh! Quite the contrary! Our experiment
is just beginning! Well done, men!
<Scientists> Huzzah!
*These Humans...care nothing for me...
is this the reason for my existence? Am I only
a copy? a mirrored
reflection in the shadow of Mewtwo?
no......this cannot be...
<BZWWWWWWAAA! KRRRSHHH! KRAKABABOOM!>
<ScientistB> unh... we dreamed of creating
the most powerful mewtwo in the world... AND WE SUCCEEDED...
<CRASH!>
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<PTT> Hey everybody, stay tuned for part 2
of this incredibly long pointless rant! Seeya there!
************************* - 'Nine'
Philip: Yes, Nine. Partners. A wild fire destroys
everything in it's path. But I can help you understand your powers.
*CZ kicks a Digimon*
Anyways...
*Another Digimon enters the Viral Speak board*
AAAAAHHHH!
*CZ jumps into Gundam HeavyArms and steps on the
Digimon*
There.
*Millions of Digimon start pouring onto the Viral
Speak board*
Grrrr.....
*CZ opens all missile compartments, aims both
Double Gatling Cannons,
and opens fire!*
Stupid Digimon...
Anyways, this site kicks arse. Keep up the
good work! - CyberZero
Philip: Digimon Stomping.. it's gaining popularity!
Actually, Monster Rancher is better than Digimon. But Pokémon is
more fun to watch than Monster Rancher.
korn sucks - no name given
Philip: ha ha ha ha ha
You know...there's this really cute guy
at my school...and he kinda looks like Foy. I'm scared, mommy... - Ikani
Philip: Hey.. maybe it's Beefy_B? Take Foy
to the prom!
Hey... Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
is a British show... I promise! That's why Regis has to wear those fancy
grey shirts and ties, because they made the British host look rich in the
original show. If I knew ANYTHING about Literature or Movies I could make
some BIG money (if I was 18 or older). - greyleaf
Philip: But, I'm sure the host wasn't a bloody
wanker.
*Pulls out boinking device*
I am rather sad that I can only legally communicate
to you through this device. However, I must, and since you said it was
"Unique" I shall only say one thing in return....
boink - The Boinker
Philip: Well, I have to admit. Boinking is
actually quite fun. I wholeheartedly reccommend it.
The dust settles... Here's a review of
how some sites I like reacted to April Fool's Day. It didn't fit in any
templates, sorry.
Nintendorks: They didn't update. Score- 0%
The Magic Box: Changed address and I couldn't
find it. Score- 60% (because Chris Tang mailed me today with the new address!
How nice!)
IGN64: >:-[ Lighten up! Score- 0%
Nintendojo: Posted a fake news story. Hmm. Score-
0%
DMG ICE: Took the time to update on a day you
don't normally update, posted a nice Daily Newsity, added a TRUTHFUL preview
of some games I'm interested in. Now I want the sequel! Score- 100%.
Philip: Oh.. I hate myself. Umm.. ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha This year.. it was even worse than last year.
In Harvest Moon GBC, one of the Harvest
Sprites has taken both my sickle and hoe and promised to improve them and
come back for them in 24 hours. Well, many days have passed and the
stupid gnomes won't give them back! It's almost the end of the season
and I really need them. What do I do?! - Joltz
Philip: Turn on the Timer Function. Turn off the
game. Go to sleep, or do whatever for six hours. Turn game on, look in
shed. Should be there now.
Just so you know, you slightly contradicted
yourself in that letter to Holly. Also, don't say that America is bad...
It may not be that great, but still, it's home to a lot of people. You
just need to look for the good things we DO have. Think about it... Just
look a little further... - Mindstorm
Philip: Thank you for pointing that out. I
know, sometimes America seems bad though. Where I work.. we always have
CNN on. And.. well... that has warped me beyond repair. I like to "leave"
little trip-ups when I debate.. so who ever I debate with can catch them
and act on them. It makes it more interesting for me. :) That's the contradictions.
You're pretty observative if you caught them. :) |
