Part 1: Philip's Dream
*Philip is sitting at his computer, at night,
typing away, as his head
slowly starts to nod and his eyelids get heavy...
suddenly he falls
asleep, his head smacking the keyboard and turning
the whole DMGICE site into a bunch of random letters, but most of it says
this: "fgghhhjjklhhdfkghhfffffffffghfjgjgfffff", but anyhow, as he sleeps,
he starts to dream.*
Philip: "mmm... Where am I?"
*As he looks around, he sees almost nothing, just
a haze. But he can make out the shape of a woman standing with her
back towards him, and as he gets closer, he notices that she has wings
like an angel, but she also has horns and a tail like a demon. As
she turns around, she has the sweetest smile on her face, and the most
revealing dress you've ever seen.*
Philip: "You're no Sailor Mercury, but wow anyway..."
*She giggles.*
???: "Hi Philip."
Philip: "H-h-h-hi... who are you? How do you know
my name?"
???: "Oh Philip, i'm your #1 fan!
How would I not know your
name...?...Oh, i'm being rude. Let me introduce
myself. Most know me as NaughtyAngelGirl, but you can call me Akemi."
*She giggles again. Obviously she has the
nice body but the brain is kind of dim.*
Philip: "Um, Okay, where am I?"
Akemi: "You're in my world. I'm NEVER letting
you go back. Who cares if the site has no one to run it? You're
mine now. All mine. You will be my love slave for the rest
of eternity!"
*She let go with the most irritating goddess-sama
laugh ever heard. And with that big mouth of hers, it was LOUD.*
Akemi: "O-HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!"
*Philip cringed.*
Philip: "Okay, I want to go back home now..."
Akemi: "Never."
*She almost did that obnoxious laugh again, but
Philip saw it coming and ran up behind her, clamping his hand over her
mouth and trying to keep his other hand from roaming, if you know what
I mean.*
Philip: "Don't."
Akemi: "whai ntt?"
Philip: "um...Cause you're irri---"
*Philip thought about what he was going to say,
but then a brilliant
idea popped into his mind.*
Philip: "Um, because you're so much sexier when
you don't?"
*Her eyes lit up, and he slowly took his hands
off her mouth.*
Akemi: "You-You really think so?"
*Nod nod goes Philip's head.*
Philip: "Please let me go home. I'm probably
drooling on the keyboard right now because of you."
Akemi: "Well...I want you here, but I don't want
you to be unhappy..."
Philip: "I'm hap--unhappy here with you, Akemi."
*Akemi looked down at the ground, sadly.*
Akemi: "Fine..."
*A thought entered Philip's mind... "I'm going
to leave this girl to go back and run the damn website instead. I'm
such a dork..." Akemi also was thinking fast...as she slowly changed forms
into Sailor Mercury.*
Philip: "HOLY SH..."
Akemi: "Still wanna go?"
Philip: "uh uh uh...."
*Will Philip stay? Is this the end as we
know it of DMG ICE? We'll find out in part 2: Philip's Decision!*
- NaughtyAngelGirl (AKA Akemi-Chan)
