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Viral Speak 03-17-2000
POh, here's something cool. It's DMG Ice.. the Cereal. Thanks to.... ROBB for this amazing new product!


 
Hah!  I've figured out your secret!  Your website is an attempt to rule peoples minds while you drain any energy they might have through the use of FOY!  I mean how many submissions to the Viral Speak are regarding FOY?  Nobody can think of anything but FOY these days!  I tell you... its getting... re.. rediculous...I, I...Foy is the master, must serve FOY.... - Neo-Willie
Philip: Don't click my words.. (Click the words..)
Well there it is.  You asked for it and there it is.  You wanna know what it is?  Ask Joe. - Blue BOB
Philip: Okay.. DOH!
Yoo Foo I woo Get yoo And yoo lil Foy too - Igotyou
Philip: Cher?
Lick Philip and it will bring much fortune............mabye. - TheJanitor
Philip: A Philip a day keeps your family away!
I was just wondering if...

Ahhhhhh! 

Ow.

I'm ok.

I think-Gaah!

Crash!

Ok, I'm ok. I just fell of my chair. Gahh! 

I have lost the use of my right arm. Can you please send medical help? 
Please? Anyone?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm still here. help? - icemonkey

Philip: Sure, I'll help you out. Now hold still while I reload.
It's a me! - Mario
Philip: AAH! Umm, this isn't what it looks like.. honestly. Peach and I were ummm.... wrestling!
Did I do that? - Urkel
Philip: Yes. And now you die.
WORD UP MY HOMES??  Ffor is the greatest name ever created!! muAHHAH!! yo i have a question: how do you get all these awesome pictures from the gameboy games? is there a special program you need? if you have no idea what i'm talking about, here's an example:the picture of the owl on "site stuff"  this is one  of the may questions that has been boiling inside of my head as I look at this site.  PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION!! - The Virus of internal flamers (again)
Philip: I have a "Snappy" device from "Play Incorporated" and I hook it up to my SNES with the Super Game Boy.
Hmmm...I have some good news for you three!  With me now are 9 new Pokemon that aren't half bad!  Not to mention very good quality...STOP LAUGHING!  (actually I'm serious, they're good)  Sneak a peek in a few days when I find a scanner... - Shiar
Philip: Nice.
Finally, The Rock has come back to DMG Ice. (Goes up to Philip) What's your name. (Philip starts to speak) IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! If you smell what the Rock is cooking! - The Rock
Philip: You had eggs for breakfast didn't you. And your boiled water is burning.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeee'sssssss Bridget?? - Hbomb
Philip: That's the Offical Catch Phrase of 2000.
Why am I constantly badgered by pharmasists? - Farfetch'd
Philip: Well, when you got it; you got it.
why hav u got thoze thingz frum zelda oon yor paige? - poo
Philip: Because, they are in a Game Boy game.
One day when Philip and I are video game designers, we will look upon the lack of old-school RPGs and laugh... OoOooh yes, LAUGH I TELL YOU! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

~Foy rules~ - PTT

Philip: All the while, I will hide my twisted desire to make a ton of Fighting games for Game Boy Color.. and always use.. the SAME graphic engine!
Hey there...

I'm willing to write Neo*Geo Pocket reviews, just so long as I get full credit; a/k/a "Lucifer wrote this festering pile of beautiful chaos."

My reviews will come to you, Philip et al, from MRBERTRAN@YAHOO.COM 

Just as my schizoid identity implies, I will shed light on the N*GPC.  I realize that some people have negative opinions of the N*GPC but, these are just opinions.  The only reason I decided to buy an N*GPC was because I was bored and had money to spend/waste... haha, the purchase was not a waste though... yawn... 

..reviews are on their way...

All hail me like the taxi-cab I am... yep.... - Lucifer

Philip: Woah. Satan is a Taxi Cab. Crazy. Even worse.. he says: "N*GPC". I'm expecting that blue unit to break into a chorus of "Bye, Bye, Bye".. then again.; if it did that; I wouldn't miss it. ;)
Dude, I read your poems on the site, and wow!  They're just so profound and deep, and just great...  Please make more they're awesome! - pjacks
Philip: I have over 200 pages of poetry, sometimes, thanks to small fonts, I can fit two poems on one page. Someday.. I will have to write a book. I would kick Jewel's jaggly-tooth butt.
Kill all eggs - walldos
Philip: RUN TOGEPI! RUN!