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Viral Speak 03-07-2001
A short trip into the wired. There's two of me. The Wired and the Real. Real is Wired and Wired is Real. Close the World.. and dnim rouy nepo.

i r cant find radioDMG.
i r have to listen to kill iradio
help plzzzzzzzzzz
joo r L33T svaeedish pz oot wootwoot

(woohoo! internet talk!) - jumbo

Philip: Hmm.. it's easiest to copy paste the url into WinAmp. That's what I use.
ok I used the code 01ff41do to get to the unlimited items in the Pokémart, and I found Teru-sama.  Please, please, PLEASE tell me why the heck Nintendo put this in Pokémon Gold/Silver if they knew it was gonna screw up the game? - Tiffany's Clefairy
Philip: I don't think they meant people to hack the game. ;)
Ah, I stand corrected.  Lets just hope that holds true, cause I wanted to purchase Alone In The Dark the day it was released.  I thought it would be the closest thing to a Resident Evil we would see on the GBC and that was cool.  If those screens truly are Battle Mode only, then I could handle that.  Oh, and dont you think Tenchi's voice is weird when he yells at Ryoko?  He sounds all nasally and stuff.  Now I must make myself a turnip and salami sandwich on dry white bread with Vicks vapor rub spread on it.  GOODNIGHT! - Cyberxion101
Philip: Why don't you sit corrected? It's more comfortable. Unless you enjoy standing. ^_^
Magi Nation is awesome...  it reminds me of ...Chrono Trigger.  
In a very scrumpious way.  :)

It also reminds me of a wrestling fanatic for some reason...  (OOOOH YEAHH!!  Can you DIG IT, Brother?)  =8-o - Aaron J.

Philip: Yeah! Sweet, ain't it? ^_^ Oh, thanks for the CD-Rs!
phillip, bring back invisible text. - jumbo
Philip: Yes. NO!
why hasn't anyone ever made a 'slasher' game.. like a scream movie (which has become derivitive sense the first film) but a game... a game where you don't try to kill everything, but just try to stay alive.... I suppose 'survival horror' is sort of like that, but in slasher movies, there aren't hordes of zombies, there's one killer chasing after 
the heroine, and killing off her friends along the way.  why not in a game?  the only thing in a game I can *sort of* compare it to is in Resident evil3, with the way nemesis pops up and.... but still, there are still hordes of monsters that pop up that have to be killed there... maybe it would work like more of an adventure game (along the lines of a lucasarts title) with puzzles to solve, and people to interact with 
in non-violent ways (solve the puzzle to get invited to the big party, where everyone ends up getting killed), but with spots in it where it becomes action, where the 'slasher' pops out and chases the heroine around and tries to cut her like a fish... (and can be ended with her hiding successfully, or kicking him out a window [where he will get up and come back after her anyway], or locking him in a room while solving a puzzle to find out how to get the phone to work and call for help, all while he's trying to batter the door down and screaming from on the other side?) wouldn't that kind of concept be cool?  would it work though?  a "slasher-movie game"?  maybe it wouldn't work properly... and that is why it hasn't been done yet.  or maybe it would work... but would it sell?  a game where there is only one enemy who is a pain in the butt to get rid of? - Allison-Axe
Philip: It was called "Night Trap". ;)
i r your brethen! gimme a hug! - Bulbasaur
Philip: OOOOH YEAH! *hugs Bulbasaur*
my history teacher wont let me do a black history report on Malcom X cuz "hes not a proper example of christian leadership." 

is that not the dumbest thing youve ever heard?most people would take that as a compliment.christian leadership was the cause of a lot of bad stuff.

i just think this is a stupid teacher. - titan25

Philip: I wouldn't say that Christian Leadership causes a lot of bad stuff. I would say that people who CLAIM to be Christians cause a lot of bad stuff. Although.. a lot of bad stuff happens when people who aren't Christians are in charge as well. So, that makes that line moot. ;) Although.. seriously.. Malcom X? Why not George Washington Carver? Carver rocked the known world, man. He just kicked all sorts of butt. He's awesome. Do a report on him. ^_^
"All your base" is way overdone already and wasnt THAT funny to begin with.  Okay, it was funny when it was just a somethingawful.com thing but since that movie file was released it just got stupid.  Magi-Nation looks like a good game, but damn... that all your base stuff makes it look bad.  NO, I dont think that's actually in the game.

You suck, btw. - You wont post this

Philip: Actually, the "all your base" thing has been around longer than somethingawful.com In fact, in our archives.. it surfaced a long time ago. It resurfaced.. again. I'll be sure to tell Interactive Imagination that you think the file's stupid. Yeah, I don't suck much. I'm no where near the master you are. I mean.. what you do with your tongue.... wow.
So how's IGN treating ya these days?  Pulling in big bucks are ya? - You wont post this either
Philip: I make enough off of IGN to support the site and I'm doing a lot of freelance and odd jobs on the side with other companies, and other sites. But, I don't update this site for the money, or to "compete" with anyone. I do this because I like to. Thanks for reading the site and taking the time to come here and diss me. ^_^
How's it going Phil? I haven't posted any reviews in a LONG time. I had to abandon my tried and true cut&paste method of report writing...stupid teachers are cracking down. 

I finally had time to get Silver and I've clocked about 22 hours. Why did they bulldoze the PKMN Tower to build a Radio station?

Anywho, what do you think of the X-Box. I'm really looking forward to 
smashing things with my giant hammer in Malice! Bunch of other games, I 
plan on getting, too.
*end rambling here* - No name given

Philip: Malice is coming to tea. To tea! Malice is coming to tea.
SELLOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I was just thinking about Metallica. - Bas

Philip: I was just thinking about CoCo Lee a moment ago. Scrumptious.
Why do people think that gay people are "fruity" anyway?  I'm gay, and most people are really surprised when I tell them.  On the other hand, I know a bunch of straight guys that couldn't be more fruity.Bah, stupid people suck... - Igor
Philip: You know what bugs me? People who go "I'm Bi!" Seriously.. they should make up their mind. That's wishy-washy in my opinion. I mean, I know this girl and she's like: "I'm Bi." I'm like: "So.. have you ever slept with a woman?" She's like: "No.." Then I'm like: "Then you're not Bi." I'm straight. I'm not fruity though.. I taste like clouds. ^_^
i would like to order a back issue of nintendo power when did the gold and silver pokemon comic start? - eyes4lunch
Philip: August I think..
I have one thing to say this time: I can't stand it when people say things are unAmerican.  Pointing out things that are wrong with the country is PROAmerican.  The PROBLEMS are unAmerican.

Now, back to Capcom vs SNK.  ...Oh yeah, SNK's owners not letting them release games in the US is unAmerican. - NeoVid

Philip: Just pointing it out and not doing a thing about it.. that's unAmerican. ;) I mean, the cat needs to be belled.. so who's gonna bell the cat?
I just saw "Starship Troopers" on Fox a couple days ago and I thought to myself "ARMORINES!" I argued with my friend for a while if it was more like Starcraft or Armorines. What do youuuuuuu think!? That brain one had an anus between it's eyes. Wonder what it'd be like if we all had ani between our eyes... - Aipom
Philip: Armorines is supposed to be inspired by Starship Troopers. Starcraft.. well.. the Zerg aren't really normal BUGS are they?
Well, I'm working again, only part-time, but at least it's something. Gee, it's so nice to be able to walk into a store and have the money to buy something, but probably the best part about working is I get to see movies for free. - Lady Rend
Philip: Which movies do you reccommend?
Man, now I really feel bad. I always bug you (Philip) about posting new Viral Speaks, and then you go and post two of mine in one VS!

Maybe you should get one of your lackies/toadies to do VS. I mean, you do Snowflake Studios, the Newsity, a _job_, Reviews, and probably much more. - Orochi p-fish

Philip: Hmm..

Message to CoCo Lee. "All your love are belong to Philip."

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