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Viral Speak 02-01-2002
Who is answering? Philip is answering! How can this BE? I recently started playing Advance Wars again for some much needed love between that game and I also started playing some more Mario Tennis again. I saw a magazine called Extreme Gaming today in Hastings.......... I read through it.. and.. well... it's kind of amature looking. Oh, well.

Philip is listening to: "Hearts of Ice" by E-Rotic

Also in his Win-Amp list:
"Hanging by a Moment" (Acoustic) by Lifehouse
"Knocking on Heaven's Door" by Guns and Roses (What? I like it.)
"Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon


"You're welcome to like this, but if you do, you're a loser." 
(from the IGN review of Love Hina)
Well, that tears it.  Blatant abuse of fans is the last straw.  I could live with hiding all their content behind that damned "Insider" crap, and I can understand the reasoning behind NOT MARKING WHAT'S INSIDER STUFF AND WHAT'S NOT.  Really I can.  But if this is the "quality, high-powered content" I can look forward to when I (ostensibly) become an IGN Insider, I think I shall keep my $30 and just...  IGNore it all. - CX (I'm mad as Motoko and I'm not gonna take it anymore...)
Philip: It's one thing to not like an animation. That's okay. However, to openly diss the readers who are your life bread. Well, that's just something a completely brainless fool would do. Those types of people don't deserve to breed. But reading through the lines on that review, I see a sad man who's only steady date in years has been with a tube sock and that tube sock is cheating on him with his Jem Under-roos.
Fun fact about UFOs: the first major sighting reported them as boomerang shaped, and moving like saucers skipped on water.  The news reported it as a flying saucer sighting, and ever since then, almost all UFOs spotted are saucer shaped.  Odd coincidence...

And I'd love to do more MSTing.  However, all my free time died horribly a while ago, which is why I've barely been here at all.  I can try anyway... - NeoVid

Philip: Swifty! *takes strange, gurgling creature out of backpack* But you didn't hear that from the Navigator...
Hey, Phill, My "resurch paper was very interesting. I had everything from Foo Fighters to men in black in it. Many Star Trek referances were also made. My esteamed class mates laughed at me but They'll get their's. I'm teaching "The Catcher In The Rye" In a few days. They won't know what hit them. Only one person in the class will understand it and she didn't laugh at me. All the rest are preps or stupid jocks. HA HAHAAND THEN I ATTACK WITH DEATH SCYE HELL AND... oh wait I can't do that. Oh well Rock On! - great_destroyer74
Philip: That's my fave Gundam model, actually and I don't even watch that show.. I just like that robot. With the black wings.. oh, yeah!
Stop ripping off our cartoons! - Dante
Philip Philip: You have gotten to be kidding. Ping, kill them... and by kill I mean something not of that persuasion... of course. Maybe just a platonic feeding to the Mole People.
Just how bad is it when you can't remember your own age or else it takes you a good, long hard think before you CAN remember how old you are? - Princess Eleni
Philip: I'm 21 now. I'm also turning 21 this upcoming August... 22 I mean, really.
i never knew kingdomality was a word... - Jumbo
Philip: Better than Water Closetality...
I was talking to Dekuscrub when it dawned to me. He asked me why does everyone eat Aipom cookies? And the obvious answer is...

IM JUST SO SWEET!

Hey is that Tony Hawk? - Aipom

Philip: Yup! That's Tony Hawk!
Yo. My Nick name is the gameshark or Game freak. That Green Thing I Saw On the start page was from The legend of zelda serise - Robbie
Philip: Yes it is.
You sure do seem to like E*Rotic there Phil.  From Cat's Eye to Do It All Night, you seem to have them covered.  Your playlist consists of quite a bit of E*Rotic's music.  Cant find fault in your taste though.  They definatly are a catchy group.  :) - Pobob the Happy Monkey

In fact, after closer inspection it seems ALL your songs are E*Rotic.  Thats definatly cool. - Pobob the Happy Monkey

Philip: I generally find my play list to be erotic.The lovely definition in it's volume control, I suppose? Or maybe it just has cute buttons. Although, that Audio Equalizer is indeed fundilliacious. It's a WinAmpgasm of joy. hehehehe
Nothing to do with Game Boy, but...

Me: Just all these endless Shiek is a guy/girl arguments...all you gotta do is knock Sheik up and listen to her scream and it's darn obvious she's a girl.
Freind: .......
Me: What?
Me: -blinks and re-reads what he just typed-
Me: Whoops 0_0; 
Freind: Knock Shiek up, geez...
Me: Followed by "And listen to her scream," no less...it's certainly one surefire way of finding out if she's female. - Hopeless TR Fan

Philip: Okay kiddies, Viral Speak is officially a source of all that is wrong. It's absolutely wonderful.
How do you get Mew and Celebi pokemon in Gameboy Gold version?

Thank you,

Katie Sauer - mahgib22@hotmail.com

Philip: By either trading with someone who has them, winning them from Nintendo in an Nintendo event, or cheating with a Game Shark or Monster Brain.
You just have to look at this link: 
http://web.archive.org/web/19991201023720/www.dmgice.com/enter.htm

Wow, the memories... - NeoVid

Philip: Swifty. ^_^
how do i reset super mario deluxe - computertron
Philip: Hmmm.. Good question. Other than a battery wipe with a Game Shark or other such device.. I'm not sure how to reset that.
Mr.Mosquito is coming to the U.S.

Woot and Foy. - Somebody

Philip: YATTA! Ka no da!
A new Pokemon game for GBA? KICK ASS!!! (breaks out a bottle of sake and a couple of miniature Japan flags) - bug
Philip: I know! It's gonna be sweet!
Does ANYBODY have screenshots or previews for Grand Theft Auto 3 for GBA? I love th PS2 version and an curious how they're going to shrink it. - StocDred
Philip: I'll see what I can find on that one. Hmm...
Woorrf! I just noticed going through yesterday's viral speak that I missed getting rid of some listed url's... WASTED SPACE! 
Must...work...harder...
Hey Phil! Stare at this picture for a while!
http://members.aol.com/JayGee1/face.gif
(It's a parody of the other one) - M3wThr33
Philip: Work, slave, work! hehehe. Just kidding, eat your gruel and be quiet.
You were right.  After Viral Speak, I had to stare at her for a few seconds.  Shantae would look really good if her waist was larger than a single lock of her hair.

Additionally, shameless plug! dick.keenspace.com - Dick! The Online Comic About High School That's Actually Funny. - Flaming Moose

Philip: Gotta support those Ssnowflake Alumni! Oh, yeah! She does need to visit McDonalds mooore. Then I could get her number..


Aftercourse:
I played a little bit of Super Mario World on GBA at Wal-Mart.. I can't wait for the release of that game. Wonderful thing... but for now...
GRATUITOUS USAGE OF SHANTAE!!!!
(Buy her game when it comes out or suffer greatly.)
I want to help her with the state of her union.
"Let's Roll."