I want a GBA! I want Metroid! I want MMX3-4 on GBA! I want Pocket Fighter (PSX cool game) for GBA! 

<grabs random blue virus>
Give to me or the virus gets it!

<no one moves>
.. you aren't gonna save him?
<....>
um... well, ok...
<viral disease takes effect>
ACH!!!!!
<dead> - Some Person who wishes to get a GBA

Hmm. OK. With IceBox's "Redline" story arc concluding in a few months, I've decided to go over a basic outline of what happened in the 2nd season to get people salivated (even more so.)

-Adrock has yet to make an appearence in the 2nd Season. H-Bomb, Meowthar, Jazz & Beefy_B haven't been seen in the strip for over 10 strips.

-Josh is the only one besides Akemi to know about the mysterious "Team Redline". What could be the history behind that?

-For some reason, the Giovanni-like boss of Redline wants Akemi dead. OK....

-For almost all of the 2nd Season, Akemi & Yak have been working on their own Gundam Mobile Suit. 

-This mysterious beast has no origins of any kind, and all we know is that it defeated Bridget & has extreme psychic powers.

Observation: While Ice Box isn't big on crossovers, it seems like the IceBox crew needs some superhero help to deal with this beast. And who is Snowflake's top Superhero? Hint: His comic is also done by Josh. 

Well, that's basically it. This string is pretty cool. Even cooler than "The Nolans"! BTW, wouldn't it be cool for Josh from "The Nolans" & Josh from "IceBox" to meet each other? - Duke

Ok, I probably sound like a complete idiot, but WHEN does the GBA come out in the USA? Every release date I see is for Japan! And even those keep changing!! First March. Then April. Then who knows what!!!

Also, Which to get: DKC or MMXtreme? - Super SaiyaMew

....Mmmm....  portable moogles...  - CX

Hahahaha!  Flaming Moose has completed MGS without being seen once!  I challenge you to do that! - Flaming Moose

Hi I'd just like to say that I could be having sex right now but instead I'm at the bar drinking an Ex. - }{@rD(0Re

Who's your ex-president?  Say it!  C'mon, SAY IT! - Bill Clinton

I give IGN 8 months to live.

Their stock will be traded on the pink sheets soon... - Andy Hagans

Now, in these new Zelda Gameboy games, if I complete one game, then transfer the data over to the other game, I can unlock secret features in the second game. Now, if I beat the second game, I can then use that data over to the first game and unlock more special features on that game, then once I completely unlock everything in the first game, I can then take that data over to the second game and oh no I've gone cross eyed... - Josh

I was pulling weeds in my garden the other day, and one of them was an oddish! I pulled it up and it told me that I should go find my destiny! I immediately went to the market and bought octopus meat, bu then an Octillery told me I was headed down the path to evil, so I went back to the Oddish, stuffed it back into the ground, and went to bed. - Phantom

The first time I've gone to Daily Radar was when you first reported on this lawsuit fiasco and I have to say I'm not going back, Nintendo coverage or not. Their whole attitude towards the whole thing is childish. I also enjoyed their letters section, with even more immature readers spouting off "Blah blah blah! Nintendo sucks! Poke-crap! I'm never buying Nintendo again! Come next fall I will make love to the X-Box!" I would think that coming out with something like a Pokemon guide, they would have had the good sense to ask permission, since Nintendo already sued a publisher in the past (some company published a guide for the Japanese versions of Pokemon G/S, but they settled out of court by ceasing publication of the book) It's like publishing a book of Calvin and Hobbes comic strips without permission of the creator. I side with the big 'N' on this one. I may have more to say later on... - FarFetch'D

Wait...if he's morethan151, then why is he always represented as the number 151 in comics? That would make him 'equivalentto151' and not 'morethan151' - Glokka Mokka

*And now, Raptor interviews Pikachu, the sickeningly cute 
mascot of the most loved/hated(choose one based on your area) game of all time, Pokemon!*
Raptor: Nice to meet you Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika pi, pika pika pi!
Raptor:...
Producer: Whoops, forgot to turn on the translation software.  Sorry folks!
Raptor:...You CAN be replaced by automation, buddy!  Anyway, repeat that sentence again, Mr. Chu.
Pikachu: <I was saying nice to meet you, but call me Mr. Chu again and you'll know what being a power line feels like.>
Raptor: I'm sensing some bottled up anger...
Pikachu: <**** yeah I'm angry!  I've got people blaming me and my pals because they're kids are jumping off buildings!  "Oh, look, I'm a stupid little kid who's parents never took five minutes to tell me the difference between real life and make believe!">
Raptor: Wow, you don't like kids, do you?
Pikachu: <You say that because you've never been crammed in a pokeball and have to travel around with a moron like Ash, a ***** like Misty, and hopeless loser like Brock.>
Raptor: But you act like you like them in the show.
Pikachu: <Hey, if I don't kiss @$$, I lose my job.  And we've all got to eat.  Do you realize how many corporate execs I had to "show my portfolio" to before I got the job?>
Raptor: I'd rather not get into that.  Anyway, why are you so popular?
Pikachu: <Because I'm cute, that's why, you stupid *******!>
Raptor: So true.  As usual, the cute creature or character gets mascot preference over the good ones *cough cough Blastoise cough cough*.
Pikachu: <You sayin' I stink, buddy?>
Raptor: I can barely stand to sit by you.
Pikachu: <You wanna go a round with me, you upstart talk show punk?>
Raptor: Bring it on, rat.
Pikachu: <No one calls me a rat, you warm blooded freak!  I'm gonna kick your...>
*this concludes Raptor's interview with Pikachu!*
Raptor: Hey narrator dude, we didn't even get to the fight!
Pikachu: <yeah!>
*Censorship reasons.*
Raptor: *turns to Pikachu* As soon as I kill you, I'm going to take your body and kill everyone who makes my show with it.
Pikachu: <Gotta make it happen first.>
*Um, can I quit soon?  Like NOW?* - Raptor

"Porygon 2 fixes all the bugs of the previous Porygon; but adds new ones...." 
That sounds like AOL, except for one small difference. AOL's newer versions don't fix the bugs from the older versions. They just add new ones. BUT, It adds lots of pretty new confusing as heck buttons! Urge to kill AOL rising... Dang. I wish I COULD kill AOL. But it just won't die! It is because it is EVIL... - The Mighty Charizard2000

Hmmm...

Who to trust?

Gamespot?

or Phil?

{Robin ponders the question, and then decides that if he can survive playing "Gargoyles Quest", MMXtreme would be a reasonable buy. Besides, my little brother loves Mega Man, and he wants it too.}

Also, 

What ever happened to Daikatana GBC? Gamespot and GBstation have a review of it, but I can't find it anywhere!

And is Dragon's Lair worth it? - Robin

Mah fellah Amerimucuns... - George W. Bush

goddamit, how the hell am i supposed to wait until July!

Good previews at 
http://www.gbacentral.net
They're in the mafia I think

So when is the mafia gonna make it's first hit? I think you should get EAGB, they annoy me cause all they're content is on many different sites and I hate that... I say we break their cyberlegs and DMG "ice" their asses!

ha! - Andy

Geez! Stop giving Phil ideas for recepies including... Hmm, ME?!? - Aipom

Mommy, why is the danish trying to kill that doughnut? - Innocent little Johnny

Oooo . . . . pastry sex . . . . me like. :) - DorkSmack

Hahahaha!

I got two up on you Philip!
I already own MegaMan Xtreme and Survival Kids. I could not call myself a Handheld Gamer without it!

Survival Kids is GOD!

Now can we please have the sequel? - Orochi p_fish

Spark Mandrill, Spark Baboon, whatever. How about YOU tell me the difference between them, smart guy! - Admiral Tailz

Okay you guys, this week is going to be very stressful and sad for me.

One reason is because this Saturday I'm moving about 3 hours away from where I'm at now. This means I'm going to be about almost 4 hours away from my dad which is going to be hard for me because I'm a major daddy's girl. Why am I moving? Well, it's because my daughter and I live with my father and mother in-law and his job is moving that far away so he decided to move instead of comuting all that way every week day. 

Last Saturday the baby and I went up with them to go sign the paper work and see the apartment. There was so much paper work to fill out that my hand (one that is probably WAY too used to typing on they keyboard rather than actually writing something down on paper) started majorly cramping. Anyways, the apartment is small, but nice and it's only $775 per month, which compared to the price for apartments where I live now (the San Francisco Bay Area of California) that's not a bad price. My in-laws only think that we'll be in the apartment for 3 months at the most until they sell their house here, then they want to move into their own house up there.

The apartment is nice. It has a pool, hot tub, laundry room right there, tennis & basketball courts, and it's only two blocks away from a huge mall and tons of places to eat, both sit down and fast food places. Plus, it has a large movie theatre there. I haven't been able to really check out the mall yet, but I will this Sunday. Hopefully the mall will have a video game center with a DDR machine so I can see what this game is all about.

The second reason I'm upset this week is because...THE RADIERS LOST!!!!! - Lady Rend