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Viral Speak 01-11-2001
Why, bleeding is believeing. You're hiding, undermeath the smoke in the room. -Natalie Imbruglia-

And.. umm. on that note.. I'm changing the format again for these. Looky! I changed from RED to GREEN, BLUE and BOLD!!

The girl whose phone number I ate did call me. - Slim Shady

Philip: She must have been impressed with your ability to chew?

I've got about 16 new Paul & Ivan comics, My scanner's just having problems. I gave it pepto and metamucil, but that just made it worse. sad again. - Matt Stefaniuk, Sadistic Monkey Extraordinaire!

Philip: Bummer... oh, Happy Belated Birthday. Hope you catch a Virus. ^_^

Your answer to the comment above was completely ridiculous! - Beefy_B

Philip: So are you.

I don't know about you, but I'm actually NOT looking forward too Mario Tennis. I mean, I like the idea, but if you make it be just tennis (no RPG stuff) and make it all 'N' mascots, you'd have a better game... wait! I remember! THERE IS A BETTER GAME!!! The ORIGINAL Mario Tennis for the VB is much better. I loved that game, and I'm sure Philip will agree that that game ruled. (that that IS correct english) and I hope that you all realize that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I also am thinking of getting a Bun Bun watch, what do you think? the classic 'Ka-Klick!' or 'PokeyBun: Gotta Mug 'Em All!' one??????????????????????? ------------------- Super SaiyaMew

Philip: I have a Gotta Mug 'Em All! shirt.

What's an Oglop, anyway? Aipom cookies were yummier. Do you think monkeys should rule the world? - Anonymous Psycho

Philip: An Oglop is a thing from the best "new" Final Fantasy game on the Play Station... you know.. FF9. Monkies already rule the world. Look at Dubba Bushy Jr. He's a monkey! The Pope? He's a spanking monkey. The Queen? A LARGE monkey.

http://www.dmgice.com/pk/new/new7.gif - durell

Philip: YAY!

It think GB games are made out of pixels, cream and fudge. If I´m wrong, please tell me, because I cannot stop myself from telling it to other people, NO! They are here agaiiiiiii... aarghh...
-You can not, I repeat, not stop us from affecting him *evil laugh*
Within 3 centuries he will have told everyone and Earth is doomed. One last message: GB games are made out of Pixels, Cream and Fudge.
Oh man, have I got an headache... What happened? Wha... GB GAMES ARE MADE OUT OF PIXELS, CREAM AND FUDGE, I REPEAT: GB GAMES ARE MADE OUT OF PIXELS, CREAM AND FUDGE. - Mark

Philip: Game Boy games are made out of pie.. just thought you would like to know..

Solarpowercalculator
Sadness and love mixed makes
Fire and Poison?
Passion and Malice?
Something lethal?
Balls
Don't you just
Like
Sit in your room and
Cry a lot?
(Hey, Translucence Denouncing Guy - there is a reader editorial section here. It's called Mega Voices, it's in the Library. I gave someone a translucent CD once... it was by Cable, it looked really nice *_* ... the same band did a neat thing with the vinyl version of their album.. - S- Cargo

Philip: I like stuff. Oooo! Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a teenager that looked a lot like me. Anyways, he got sad a lot.. and wrote a lot of depressing poetry. When he was sad that's what he did.. when he was happy.. he played Game Boy. Ummm.. there isn't a moral to the story. But.. eventually he figured.. Awww.. screw it. What happens, happens. He lives like that now.. take it one day at a time or perish in regret and sadness.. and then he went USSJ and lived happily every afterwards. Woah.. what was in this coffee.. O_O

Aw, EGM's not that bad. They DID do some good things, like run Hsu and Chan ;) - Vertigo1

Philip: True. True. But then again.. National Socialism creates new jobs... but you know that National Socialism is BAD.

You know why I like your website? It's personal. Your fanbase is big, but just big enough for you to respond in a nice personal manner to every viral speak. Or post every review yourself. Your site is like a small town where everyone knows everyone else. Now, I love Nintendorks.com, but they are more of a metropolis. Your site ia a peaceful little retreat where I go and read after a long day of school. Now, a question: Which SNES game would you most like to see on GBA? Me? Kirby Super Star. I love that game so much! Plus Kirby tastes good with crackers. Really. - Admiral Tailz

Philip: I love that game! I want a port of Super Metroid first though..

Ah, Secret of Evermore. That game was pretty boss. The storyline was a little weird, but it gave you the sense of going through the game just to figure out what was going on. I must disagree with you on the topic of Diablo 2, though. Mindless hacking of monsters does not equal fun in my book. I do understand that some people enjoy it, though. Oh well, to each his own. I am one of the unfortunate people to buy Robopon, and while it was definately unique(read: fun) in its Robots and having the ability to equip them, and the ability to invest money in your company and in robopon research, the overall package I felt was lacking something. Maybe it was the horrible graphics, or mabe the uninspired overhead map to move from town to town. I eventually gave it Lady Rend to play.
I have neither played Cannon Fodder, nor Lil Monster, so I'll not say anything more on those games. I do agree that R-Type DX was fun and challenging (oh so challenging) and the time thing in Majora's Mask was cool. Very innovative. I like that. Though it was weird when people didn't recognize me. (Why should they? We haven't met yet!)
I don't need Rare/Square to do my graphics, (Square has fallen out of favor with me as of late. The only good things I've seen recently are Legend of Mana and the Turks. Not FFVII, just the Turks.) but most of the screenshots of Magi-Nation feture a large blank feild with one or two 'background props.' (Read: walls) At least their monster graphics look boss. If their battle system is half as fun as their graphics for the monsters, I'll be happy. And god forbid it uses a card-game based battle system. (a la Pokemon Card Game)
I am quite surprised that someone is taking up the task of bringing the NGPC back to the states. Though, it also worries me. I've already bought one, and I've alreadt talked my friends into buying them. (off e-bay or those mall kiosks that buy and sell games. [They've got Pokemon Crystal, but I think I'll wait for a domestic release]) Are there
enough gamers left who will buy the system when it is re-released? The same for the games. With the exception of Faseli, they'd better have some killer games coming out at launch for people to buy. And I do mean killer. At least rivaling KoF R-2 or Samuari Showdown 2, no need to beat SvC: MotM, I am already going to lose enough of my day to Phantasy Star Online.
Do not fret over what I said about the NGPC, I will continue to support it when it is re-released, reguardless of what games they release. Even when the Game Boy Advance is released. Though I will be missing my paycheck, my family, and my girlfriend. - Orochi p_fish

Philip: Sega... mmm... I played some Streets of Rage 2 and Golden Axe today.. mm.. Secret of Evermore was damn good.

You had a garage door fall ontop of you?? Damn.. You're one tough person, Philip. Makes me think about the time I was hit in the head with a baseball bat only to realize that my own mother was laughing at me... Hmm... I think I'll go plot revenge now... - Salohcin Geen

Philip: I've been through worse.

What irritates me is any kind of food that contains the prefix "Mc".
On the X-Box: I don't like it, but it's better than PS2. And the controller - Very Dreamcastish, with the Gamecube button/stick/pad layout. This is a very good design, but it doesn't mean they aren't copycats. - Jethro McBiggun

Philip: Nothing wrong with copy-cats.. look at Linux. It's a nice OS.. but it's essentially a Windows Rip-Off. ooo! AIM chat!
Philipdmgice: The only think I no like is the size of the system..
Salohcin Geen: I've seen pictures but have not allowed myself to look at the spec sheets of it. How big is the system?
Philipdmgice: It's longer and slightly bigger than a PS2... it also weighs 7 pounds.
Salohcin Geen: ::Jaw drops::
Salohcin Geen: Damn...!!!
Philipdmgice: Yeah.
Salohcin Geen: It's a seven pound system...!? What in blazes is it holding inside of it???
Philipdmgice: Little gerbils.

Mmmm, Meowthar cookies taste like...
REVENGE! - Aipom

Philip: Revenge tastes best if you put it in the freezer for a while. *puts Aipom in the freezer*

HOURS LATER...

*takes Aipom out of the freezer* AIPOM POPSICLE! YAY! *licks the popsicle* Delicious and Aipom-y!