There's
gonna be a frighteningly large amount of posts in Viral Speak when it's
finally updated... - The Heptagon
Philip:
You know.. you're right. O_O
my
tummy is making noises that sound like the horrifying-sounding yell that
came from the big gentle totoro. I don't feel so good. - Allison-Axe
Philip:
Shouldn't have eaten that Fruit Cake...
And
Hillary and her gang want to get rid of the Electoral College!!!
Our
founding Fathers were not stupid!!!
Important
statistics you won't hear about from the media:
Population
of counties won by Gore: 127 million
Population
of counties won by Bush: 143 million
Square
miles of country won by Gore: 580,000
Square
miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000
States
won by Gore: 19
States
won by Bush: 29
Average
Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2
Average
Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 2.1
Idiots
in Florida: 19,000 - and counting! - Robin
Philip:
Percentage of Philip Andrew Wesley that really cares to talk about politics
today: 0
I
just read the e-mail debate with Holly McClure regarding Pokemon, and I
just have to say that that is honestly one of the best pieces of work I've
seen at -any- gaming site. You covered all the bases, and got a fairly
decent reply. I myself sent a similar e-mail to a similar site when
the whole "Pokemon is satanic/evil" scandle was big, although nowhere near
as long, detailed, or convincing. Although it's been a while since
you first posted it, it's still as amazing and inspirational was it was
at the time. Thanks! -Dave Nightshade (www.nformant.net)
Philip:
Thank you. Oh, your last name rules, man! Oh, I added nformant.net to my
book marks. I think you all should do the same. They have some very good
content.
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mu[k 1z t0o l33t - p]-[0n3bOn3
9#1l19:
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NO!
Someone got to the MiSTing challenge of Ice Box origins before I did! NO!!!
H-Bomb, let someone you know MiST it! Pweaze? - Globe Flower
Philip:
Again.. with more desperation in your voice. ^_^
AAAAH!
Stupid AOL erased all my bookmarks and E-Mail addresses! So now I'm mad!
Can you send the Magic Football to defeat AOL? And possibly suggest some
sites for me to bookmark? - Globe Flower
I'm not complaining mind you, but I'm
really starting to miss viral speak. I keep checking every day. I know
your busy and everything, but could you do one soon? Please? I'm on my
knees begging with my hands folded and my shiny little eyes pleading...oh
wait...that's what my little dog does at the supper table... - pikamom
Philip: Don't feed it from the table though.. you mught get grounded.
*grins*
Bide the Wiccan Law ye must.
In perfect love and perfect trust.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill
An ye harm none, do what ye will.
What ye send forth comes back to thee,
so ever mind the Rule of Three.
Follow this with mind and heart,
merry ye meet and merry ye part.
What's this? - Jay
Philip: Shhh... it's a Wiccan Code of Conduct.. essentially... it's
how a witch should act. The idea is do no ill; because if you do.. it comes
back on you three-fold.
I'm appaled at what my friend said earlier.
He said that Tyranosaurus Tex, the best FPS in the past three years, SUCKS!
He said that his FPSs, like Counter-Strike and other bad games were better.
More importantly, he said that the GB is a bad system! If you want to e-mail
him, mail it to raptor00@mtco.com,
ok? ok. Show him what Game Boy fans are made of <insult him like the
French to the English on Monty Python's Holy Grail>.....
I hope you all have cool new millennium this next
1000 years!!
Color this in Vermillion, if possible <can
u get that color?>... - Super SaiyaMew
Philip: Forgot what color Vermillion IS..
Okay, okay. I'm going through withrdrawl
here. Where the heck is Viral Speak?! C'mon, man, if this lack of VS continues
I'm going to have to digi-volve into Shin Cyber Orochi p_fishamon. >.<
- Orochi p_fish
Philip: I will send Gatomon to eat you!
Hey guys, wasaup? I kinda liked the whole
Squishy thing. Been a while since non-humans did something at the site.
BTW, is Jazz really gone? Damn computers, they always like to do stuff
people don't like. ::Gets a WAOL & screen freezes:: ACK!
Also, if ya want, I can send Adrock the chapters
of "A Brand New Journey" so that it can be posted. (It's not much, since
it's a sequel that just got started.) I was planning to have the latest
adventure done before Gold/Silver was released. -.-' DAMN YOU STOCK MARKET!
>.<!! - Duke (Author of "A Brand New Journey")
Philip: I'll do my best to getthem online. ^_^ Jazz isn't really
gone.
hey do any of you perhaps
know how i can snag my self a copy of final fantasy adventure? i cant find
it? well i hope someone can help me, this game has a nostalgic value to
me! peace - manmaker
Philip: Well.. let's see.. Gamestop sells used games.. and older
games. You may be able to find it there.. but wait a little while I set
up the new Store... I'll be working with that company and a few more to
set up a great little shoppy thingie. ^_^
I was at Slitherine and IGN earlier today,
it said that Eidos is dropping them. - Deejay
Philip: Bummer..
I got Wario Land 3 for Christmas, so
I decided to read your review. All I can say is HOLY GOD! You beat that
game in less than a day? How many hours are in a day for you? If you really
are that great, what is your record for Metroid 2? Links Awakening?( No
deaths of course) You Phillip Andrew Wesley are truly a gaming force of
nature. I salute you. - Admiral Tailz
Philip: Metroid 2.. my current game has a time of 1:41.. but I've
beaten it in under and hour and a half before...
When will Yak update the Hardwhere? -
a dmg ice freak
Who would win in a fight: DMG Ice's Squishy
or The Otaku's Scuzzy?
How about Josh "Farfetch'd" Nickerson vs. Clay
"The Bubble Gum Man" Jones?
Or how about Techni vs. Bridget vs. Akemi?
Or maybe Jesse Ventura vs. George W. and Jeb Bush
in a handicap match? - HBomb
Philip: Hmm....... *runs*
why do people think that pokemon is the
greatest game ever?and then when a new RPG comes out every one calls it
a pokemon ripoff. - you can just call me kou
Philip: Good point.
Give me an Aipom Cookie goooooo. - True
Jodas
Philip: Okay! Aren't these TASTY!
Joel: I think it's kind of hot to be
wearing these scarves in
here.
Tom: Oh, yeah.
Crow: Well, scarves are a must. You can't go
caroling without a scarf.
Catch your death!
Joel: Man, you were like one of those kids I
remember in high school
that used to sell the most candybars for the
marching band.
Tom: Yeah, and you'd be president of the Swing
Choir, too.
Crow: Ha ha! Ah, thanks, Joel Robinson. Thanks,
Tom Servo.
Tom: What a kiss-up, this guy.
Crow: Okay, now if you'll all look at your sheet
music, uh, we can
rehearse my new song.
Joel: You wrote a Christmas song?
Crow: Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!
Ha ha ha!
Tom (reads sheet music): Um, wait a minute. "Let's
Have a Patrick
Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: Oh, yeah, yeah. Based on my favorite movie,
“Roadhouse.”
Tom: C'mon, what the heck does PATRICK SWAYZE
have to do with
CHRISTMAS?
Crow: Hey you keep Christmas in your way, and
let me keep it in mine,
ok?
Tom: Oh, jeeessz!
Joel: Hey, cmon, Tom Servo, it seems like a nice
enough sentiment and
we can give it a shot. C'mon.
Crow: All right. Okay. Okay. Uh, 12/8 time, uh,
key of A-flat major!
Tom: Oh, good!
Crow: Uh, cambot, shoot 'em the tune. Uh, okay,
you'll just have to
staywith me, everybody, okay? Your part's written
out. Let's have a
Patrick Swayze Christmas, by Crow T. Robot.
Joel (reading music sheet, as Letterman): "Paul,
let's have a Patrick
Swayze Christmas"?
Crow: Right. Hit it, Cambot!
Tom: Oh! Oh, I start. I get it. Hmm.
Crow: I'm sorry.
Tom: Pick it up. (singing)
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze
Christmas in.
Crow: We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our
next of kin.
Joel: And Santa can be our regular Saturday night
thing.
Bots: We'll decorate a barstool and gather round
and sing.
Tom: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas
this year!
Crow: Or we'll tear your throat out and kick
you in the ear!
Joel (interrupting): Hold it, hold it a sec.
Cambot, stop the music.
Uh, Crow, I don't know if I think this is an
appropriate sentiment
anymore for Christmas.
Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence
don't belong in Christmas?
Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard
of an action sequence
in a Christmas carol before.
Tom: Yeah!
Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel
Robinson, and read on!
Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot.
(music)...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful.
Crow: Thank you.
Tom: I like that. (singing) It's my way or the
highway, this Christmas
at my ba-ha-haar.
Crow: I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you
bastards touch my car!
Joel: I got the word that Santa has been stealing
from the till.
Bots: I think that that right jolly old elf had
better make out his
All: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas,
one and all.
And this can be the haziest...this can be the
laziest...
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them AAALLLLLLLLLL!"
Tom: La la la laa ha HAAA!
Crow: How long before it becomes a standard?
Joel: I think you gotta come with me. C'mon.
Crow: Waaaaah! - Mr. E
Philip: Late.. I know.. but still good.
Treasure on GBA! Woo-hoo! Also, how do
you feel about all the rumors floating around that Sonic the small burrowing
animal will probably come to GBC? I think it's nice. - Dreamaster
Philip: I think we just need Sonic.. and we will have ALL the "important"
mascots in Game Boy games.. considering we get Crash next year for GBA..
and I couldn't be more thrilled. ^_^
*yawn* Snow Day... Just finished
a 10 hour or so Eva marathon...
Brain... doesn't work.... Cannot Tpe... SkeEEp
dEpp?RivvEd... GAH! It's a floating Rei Ayanami head! HELP M-- -
Kasumi
Philip: Oh no! Here come the Angels!
*enters the GWZ*
*receives messages on HUD*
WARNING: GUNDAM WAR ZONE.
WANRING: BIG BEAM OF ENERY HURTLING TOWARDS YOUR
HEAD
WARNING: SYSTEM OVERLOAD
WARNING: FORCE RESTART
WARNING: YOU ARE INFECTED
WARNING: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
WARNING: AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!
WAR-
*explodes*
Blue Virus: teehee - BUTTKICKINGFOURLEGGED THREE-EYED
WANZER EATING WANZER END OF THE WORLD JUDGEMENT DAY IS NOW STAND UP TO
THE VICTORY BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND EAT YOU
Philip: All-Caps.. hurts my ears..
Let's see...whiny readers...IGN...Democrats...Reviews
from popular gaming mags...Boy, Phil doesn't like much, does he?
Anyways, the reason everybody likes to quote Famitsu
is because this God-forsaken publication is nothing more than a Sony propoganda
machine now. Famitsu reflects the majority of Japanese players: They
think that PlayStation is the best thing since...well, anything.
If Famitsu said "Smearing dog crap on your PS2 will turn it into a do-all
device that will not only play games, DVDs and music CDs, but it will also
clean your house and love you" the Japanese public would do it in an instant.
Famitsu has also (through a deal with the devil, I'm sure) gained immense
recognition among the Japanese. If they said "Breathing is bad for
you. Stop.", half of Japan's population would drop dead from asphyxiation.
Famitsu only gives praise to that which it deems worthy (by this I mean
whoever bribed them the most). So if Famitsu approves of a game,
this means that it would sell like crazy, and that this game is a "quality"
product. Unfortunately, I believe Famitsu slips in subliminal messages
into it's magazines like "Sega is Akuma. Fear them!" and "Nintendo
systems are made from the dead bodies of 3rd
world orphens." That's why Sega and Nintendo are struggling in Japan.
- Jethro McBiggun
Philip: Hmm.. Which explains why EGM tries so very hard to mimmick
it.
