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Why pretend press releases are news when you can pretend they are articles.
These are Press Releases arranged by reverse date. (Newest item first!)

Some contact information on many press releases has been removed, and some links may disappear over time. Some have "Hyperbole Notes" on them that are the informed opinion of the editor. Deal with it.
Yeah. This stuff is kinda bad.
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