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Welcome to the heart of DMG Ice. - At
our core, we have one real purpose and that purpose is to point you
toward good entertainment choices and express our love of the artform
that is: Portable Gaming. If you have any questions, please
scroll down to the FAQ section of this page or click HERE. To visit our individual
sections, click HERE. Last Update was: November 20, 2007 = Added one new review. 1. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime - Nintendo DS - Harold "Hbomb" Price |
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| Q: I do not understand... A: Games are organized by complete name. So, "The Legend of Zelda 4: Link's Awakening DX" is found under T for the word The. Since this game is a Game Boy Color game, it falls into the Game Boy games category. Thus, if you click on Nintendo DS to try and find it - YOU WILL NOT FIND IT. Games are divided into five categories as needed. For example: Game Boy is divided into #-F, G-Q, R-T, U-Z, and Systems/Products. GBA Video and PSP UMD Movies fall under Systems/Products. There needs to be at least 50 reviews in order to justify the split and then sections will be added as needed. Q: How do I submit a review? A: E-mail philip -AT- dmgice.com and ask for a template. I will send you a template to help you fill out your review. Q: What happened to Suki Nihon and the Live Action Reviews? A: We decided to cover anime and live action in our editorial capacity. However, we do cover GBA Video and Sony PSP UMD Movies/Music. So, there you have it. Suki Nihon has passed on, sadly. But the MOST IMPORTANT graphic from Suki Nihon is right below this answer. So, please be happy. Will we do something with the reviews it had? Yes. In the future we will and trust me, it will be cool.  Q: I respect. A: As well, you should. And here are the lyrics for her song. Katy's I'm a Cat! Song.
My ribbon's red. My Whiskers Long. My paws as white as snow. And everyday I sing this song. No matter where I go. I'm a cat. And that is why I Sing a song. A song of Meow, Meow, Meow. Sing a song. A song of Meow, Meow, MEOW! Q: Can I quote the reviews and do you love me? A: Yes and a wink wink nudge nudge maybe. Q: The scores.. what do they MEAN? A: The average score is about 70+. The higher the score the better. To make things easier. Here is a quick run down. 100% = It is a sin not to own this game. Thou shalt own this game! It is perfect. Only a few games are perfect. S 90% to 99% = Very good game; only a few minor quibbles prevent it from being perfect. You might like it. Yup. It's pretty cool. A or A+ 80% to 89% = Good game. Worth checking out. You may even want to buy it. B+ or A- 70% to 79% = Decent game; not a bad purchase actually. It's a sleeper hit. A game that is pretty cool in it's own special way. B- or B 60% to 69% = Nice game; but it's lacking in one or more areas. (Like the music, graphics, sound, or some other aspect.) C 50% to 59% = Average game. Worth a look. Not a shabby addition to your game library. D 40% to 49% = Not too bad. Not too good either. A game made only for those people who like it's theme. F 30% to 39% = This game had potential to be pretty good; but something went horribly wrong. Sniff. It's too bad. It coulda been a contender. Uwe Boll Movie. 20% to 29% = This game is badly made. Avoid it and any games below it in scores. This game was most likely programmed by sleeping monkeys. Naw. They could have done a better job. Pretentious French Movie. 10% to 19% = This game has fatal flaws and was most likely rushed. It will sit in the annuals of games and any thing above it will laugh at it and throw peanuts in to it's cage. Pretentious Documentary. 00% to 09% = The game is so bad; you could walk outside and step in something that is more fun to play with. (And probably better designed.) Movie with a screenplay by Paul Haggis. Q: How do I return to the top? A: Spray yourself with butter, roll around in sesame seeds, then click HERE. Good pretzel. |