Poetry Bash
Author:  GREG, GOLEM, AND BEYOND
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GOLEM THE GREAT
Golem is the best,
It can beat all the rest!
Its rock armor is dense,
So it's the best in defense.
When it yells "Golemm!!"
You'll be scared of this gem.
If you escape the beast,
You should feel lucky -- at least.

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MESSED UP TEAM ROCKET THEME
Prepare for rubble,
And make that double!  (w/ fries please)
To protect the world from vacation!
To unite all peoples with the sensation!
To announce the evil of truth and a dove!
To extend our bleach to clothes we know of!
JESSIE! JAMES!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of might!
Surrender now or prepare to get bright!
MEOWTH!
Dat's weird!

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MEW IS COOL
Mew is cool...
And weird
Mew is cool...
And should be feared
Mew is cool...
And #2
Mew is cool...
Golem beats Mew
Mew is cool...
It's you it'll fool
Mew is cool...
And a useful tool
Mew is cool...
Friendly describes its lick
Mew is cool...
And is psychic
MEW IS COOL!!!!

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TEAM ROCKET
If anyone can do it, they barely can.
But watch out -- they've got a plan!
And it's to catch Pikachu,
So watch out they're after you!
Jessie, Meowth, & James,
That's their names!
They won't ever lead us,
And they'll never beat us!

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FLAREON... COOL!
It's Flareon you should fear!
It'll become clear,
After you get burned by this beauty!
Even though it's never quite moody.
It has great fire power;
As overwhelming as a giant tower!
Girls say "It's adorable!"
But grass types find it horrible.

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STARMIE'S TRIUMPH
I was battling my Starmie,
Against a Venusaur.
Starmie was 15 levels higher,
But the other was hard core.
I said "Starmie, Psychic!"
That lowered Venusaur's Special Attack.
Venusaur used Sleep Powder,
But sleepiness it'd lack!
Starmie used Psywave
And Venusaur was confused.
Now it was itself --
Itself that it abused!
Now it was finished.
Venusaur's HP was none.
In my favor,
The battle was won!

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ASH & CO. VS. TEAM ROCKET MISTY:  Team Rocket!ASH:  Oh no!JESSIE:  Prepare for trouble...MEOWTH:  Come on guys, let's go.  No time to recite         our well-known theme.JESSIE:  Go, Arbok!  JAMES:  Go, Wheezing!MISTY:  Go Starmie!  You can beat that team!        Psyduck?  Huh?  Don't do this!        Don't do this to me now!JAMES:  Wheezing, Explosion!        Show them a nice big "POW!"ASH:  Pikachu, Thunderbolt!      Stop Wheezing!PIKACHU:  Pikaaaaa!!!JAMES:  Wheezing fainted!  Not very pleasing...BROCK:  Let's see...        Go Geodude!JESSIE:  Hahaha!         It's Arbok food!ARBOK:  Arbok!!!!BROCK:  Geodude, Rock Throw!        Defeat that hideous,        Horrible foe!JESSIE:  My Arbok fainted!TEAM ROCKET:  Team Rocket is blasting off again!ASH:  We won!  Yes!MISTY:  They'll be back... but when?

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PIKACHU -- ERRR, PIKACHUMP
Pikachu is the worst, man!
He can't defeat anyone like I can.
He gets too much publicity
Just 'cause he's cute, and shoots tiny bolts of electricity!
Evolve Pikachu into Raichu, he'll be your man
If you want electricity in your master plan.
And there's no way he can stand up to
Me, a hater of Pikachu!

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