Snowflake: Welcome Maple! What can you tell us about your role in the upcoming Legend of Zelda game?

Maple: I can tell you that I am in it and I rule. I have a deep storyline I convey. I also have the best lines. I SHOULD be the hero; not that Hanson member Link. I'm also the best new character EVER. Forget Joanna Dark. Forget that stupid Marin or Zelda. I'm the best EVER. I'm also hotter than that Britney Spears chick or Heidi Klum. To be perfectly honest with you. I think that my role in the game will change the face of video games FOREVER.

Snowflake: Some people say that your character sprite looks like "Crazy Tracey"; just a bit. You know, from "Link's Awakening"?

Maple: No. I'm hotter.

Snowflake: What music do you like? You know.. it's a standard question. Answer it. And one more thing. You're very conceited, you know that?

Maple: I've been listening to a lot of "Kitty" and "Slipknot" lately. Hey! I'm not an Aguilera fan.. is that wrong? Conceited? If that means something bad.. I'll make you disappear. Or maybe.. just parts of you...

Snowflake: It means.. umm.. "Pretty".

Maple: Okay. I've got to go. This interview is over, fan boy.

Snowflake: Umm.. Peace.

That's the interview! What a little witch. -PAW-