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New
LOTR game announced.
Mattel announced that they have secured the rights
to make a video game based on The Lord of the Rings. "We are priveledged
to announce that we have aquired the rights to make a Lord of the Rings
game for the PC, XBox, Game Boy Advance, and the Play Station 2. We have
decided to use our already lucrative liscenses to further enchance this
new liscense." Stated a press release from Mattel. "Our first game scheduled
for a late release this Christmas is Barbie Fashion Designer 2: Lord of
the Rings. Players control Barbie as she travels the mall in search of
The One Ring that will win her the heart of a boy. Join her as she meets
the wonderful characters of her world, Skipper, Ken, Kelly, Frodo, and
her new physically specialized, vision impeded, African-Asian Empowered
grrl friend Aishaylia. The games will be released around the time of a
new original movie by the same name. We are unsure of what is actually
in the movie, but we think it may be based on the Bible. But no one is
going to watch the movie anyways, so it is not important if it does not
match the game." We all anticipate this exciting new game. -ODD-
X-Box to ship with pack in.
Microsoft announced today that the XBox will
ship November 15 with a special added pack in product. "We wanted to congratulate
our customers for their patronage, while working to build brand dominace
by interpolation of extrapolation of funds." Explained a spokesperson for
the company. "Since a demo disk would be something our competitors would
do, we decided to instead, pack small packages full of Anthrax with the
XBox. It only seems fitting as both Anthrax and XBox end in the letter
X, and we wanted to attribute the XBox to a cool band from the 1980s. We
want people to Think Anthrax when they see XBox and we will be sending
large bags of anthrax to participating Electronic Botique and Game Stop
stores to sprinkle on the demo units at their stores. People who preorder
will get a Best of Anthrax Mini-CD as well. Get Anthrax with XBox!" We
will have more on this wonderful new promotion in the future. -ODD-
Because it's da-mn sexy.
Well, working on making this more independant..
failing miserably. ^_^ Oh! Check out the new feature! Gratuitous Sexism!
AKA DMG Diva! -ODD-
Back from the dead. That's odd.
The most eloquent Oddish is back again! Look
at how GREEN everything is now! Here's a run through of what is here and
what is not here yet. On the left side are (eventually) links. Content,
Weekly Horoscope, Archives, and Disclaimer/About. On the right will be
a picture or two, and small headlines. The Oddish contains mild profanity
and is cruel and insensitive. If you are offended, please print out the
offensive portion, and delicately make it into a paper swan, then make
the swan fly up your nose. -ODD-
Because I'm damn lazy.
You gotta problem with that? Well, do you? Anyhow, there's an "Older
Crap" link. That's the VERY OLD, older Oddish. Yup! Still intact. You can
read it while I move it here. -ODD-
Giant Monsters Pray.
After last monthes terrorists attacks in New
York City, super monsters Gamara, Godzilla, King Kong, Mothra, Pulsagari,
and many other giant monsters joined hands this last Sunday to discuss
and share their feelings over the recent terrorist activity in New York.
"I'm saddened and disappointed that all those tasty human beings are gone
forever", said a distraught Orochi. "Damn it! I hadn't gotten to climb
those towers yet!" Complained King Kong. "Damn Dirty Terrorists." A distraught
Mothra was noted as "crying tears of powder into his beer" by Godzilla,
a close friend and fellow giant monster. "It really isn't fair.", said
Gamera, the spokesmonster for the group. "We work our giant asses off destroying
these buildings while people flee in terror, and some little lazy jerks
go and crash a plane into two towers and cause more panic. It's not
fair." -ODD-
WC falls over.
In a confirmed report, a portable WC, or Water
Closet has fallen over in New York. "It was horrible.. it was just standing
there silently and it just fell over. I hope to God there was no one in
the WC at the time.. I hope to God..." Said one eye witness of the tragedy.
"Oh, God.. shit.. Oh, God... it.. was horrible.. it fell.. and.. it.. fell..
and.. it landed... and.. OH GOD!" Said a person who had arrived at the
scene and was still visibly shaken by the event. "It was early in the morning..
and.. why would anyone knock it over...." Said a distressed citizen. "The
WC was a symbol of all America... why would anyone want to tip over America..
that's so f*cked up. I want to KILL the porta-john terrorists who attacked
the WC." So far, no one has claimed responsability for the attack on the
WC. -ODD-
Fear of Terrorism affects Microsoft.
"We are canceling the XBox until we can make
them less large." Said Bill Gates, the estranged owner of Microsoft in
a State of Microsoft speech this last Monday. "It's far too aerodynamic
and large for it's own good. There have been reports that people may use
the XBox in acts of sheer terrorism by throwing them at buildings. The
size of the XBox makes it do a tremendous amount of damage when it is thrown.
Because of this, we want to stop the flow of XBox related violence before
it starts. The system is an ideal blunt weapon, and if it falls off of
where ever it is placed it can kill small children, and animals. We at
Microsoft.. don't belive in violence." We will have more on this story
when we get more on this story. -ODD-
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some shots
(quick news)
Stupid Picture Reused.
Man Burns CD, Hands.
Mindless Destruction Still Fun
For All Ages.
Sigh. Times Are Tough.
Little Johnny can no longer
play "plane crash" for fear of a spanking.
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