Check out the coolest qoutes, in our opinion. Some cool qoutes may have been lost. Sorry.

The following few are from our Dmg Dojo days.

November 5th - 6th - 7th, 1998 
Quote of the Update - "Why don't they put nutritional labels on soap? I ate enough of it." Philip Wesley 1998 (Pondering a valid point.)

November 9th, 1998 
Quote of the Update - "Gameplay is a hodgepodge of elements from Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, and MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch." - Gary Eng Walk of Entertainment Weekly describing Pokémon.

November 10th, 1998 
Quote of the Update - "Just like Pleasantville." - A picture caption from the latest issue of Newsweek with Newt Gingrich on the cover. (The Headline says "The Loser".) The caption is taken from a sidebar discussing Gameboy's move to color.

November 12th, 1998 
Quote of the Update - "Honest to goodness. That Aerosmith Armageddon song is about voyeurism!" - Philip Wesley (Again.)

Dmg Dojo got cut. >sniff<

The newer, sleeker, better Dmg Ice has all the next cool qoutes.

December 1st, 1998
Quote of the Update - "They mostly come out at night, mostly." - You should be able to guess this one. :)

December 2nd, 1998
"Gannon just needs a woman. Than he'd clean up his act." - My opinion on Gannon.

Dec. 11th, 1998
Quote of the Update - "update your site!!!!!!!!" - An e-mail I got yesterday. It's from some guy named: "Bldbiker13@aol.com" My answer? No. Just 4 more days until Zelda DX!

Dec. 13th, 1998
Quote of the Update - "Oh, no! Freezypop has Egg Bomb!" - I taught one of my friends the Game Shark Move replacement codes. He's not too good at them, yet. His Articuno is named "Freezypop". Tommorrow is for Zelda DX!

Dec. 14th, 1998
Quote of the Update - "Quit licking my Pokémon!" - My sister yelled this at her Gameboy when she fought her first Ghastly. I thought it was funny as heck.

December 15th, 1998
Quote of the Update - "The world is triangular. Only squares think it is round." - Philip Wesley

Dec. 23rd, 1998
Quote of the Update - "And then she just screamed and left the store. Strange. You'd think Zelda64 was a Furby or something."

Dec. 24th, 1998
Quote of the Update - "My aunt and uncle sent us a fruit basket of oranges. Next year... we're sending them sliced cheese."

December 25th, 1998
Quote of the Update - "I can not marry you today. I'm at the Spirit Temple."

December 25th-January 1st, 1998
"I am because we are; we are because I am."

January 3rd, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Dmg Ice makes me want to buy cake." A particularly unusual observation from one of my friends.

January 6th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Where am I? And why am I flying a 747?"

January 7th, 1998
Qoute of the Update - "A sad story; Ash should have never tried to wash Pikachu."

January 8th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Demand Iran? Naw. I'd much rather have Kuwait or a new Metroid game."

January 10th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Man, if I had a nickname like Solid Snake; I wouldn't be in the military..."

January 22nd, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Chukwubuikem Maduabuch." This actually means  something. It means: "God is My Strength". It has to do with an African language. Learn it, say it in church to freak people out. :)

January 25th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Sephiroth loves you. Sleep better knowing this."

January 27th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Ha Ha. A Mankey kicked his butt."

January 28th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Dang Titanium Wood."

February 1st, 1999
Quote of the Update - "So, then.. I'm standing in the lobby area talking to this cute girl. You know the normal coversation about the hotel, skiing, St. Louis, the Super Bowl, etc. And then some middle-age guy comes by, stares me in the face and yells: 'Get the Hell away from my daughter!'. Needless to say, I think that he was pretty rude. I never got her name either."

February 3rd, 1998
Quote of the Update - "Word to my Gangsta Boo from the Big Wonder Dog PawPaw. Yeah, peep the mad hype content by Dj Dmg Icey, jixie the flow. You feeling that? Word straight to the fakers and haters of Dj Dmg Icey. They gots silver streaks jousting them, courtesy of the Viral GB Mafia. That's the deal-ly yo." Okay... no more MTV for a while.

February 17th, 1999 (From Funtography Hut.)
Qoute ot the Update: "Smoking weedle with your friends is not cool."

February 18th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "We're the HTML Assassins. Our content goes: Boom. Boom. Boom."

February 22th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "I'd like to take her in my arms and snuggle her madly."

February 24th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "I'm teaching Pikachu to sing in a perfect A# Minor." Only Adrock will probably get that joke....

February 25th, 1999
Qoute of the Update - "All the world is a stage. And sometimes.. I feel like the janitor."

February 27th, 1999
Qoute of the Update - "Into the soup, all of you!."

March 02nd, 1999
Quote of the Update - "We died. An evil Exeggcute ate us."

March 03rd, 1999
Quote of the update - "Monica who?"

March 04th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Gorby spoke at CMSU yesterday. I didn't attend it; but I did steal the hubcaps from his escort limo."

March 08th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Nintendo loves me. But they still won't admit that the child is theirs."

March 10th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Nothing like a little MAGIKARP and Chips."

March 11th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "You don't just want games... you must CRAVE them."

March 15th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "All I want to be is the low-life I already am!"

March 17th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Please pinch this site."

March 18th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Let the Slugfest Surround you."

March 25th - 26th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Can't you see the beauty of our evil?"

April 6th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Trout get around you know."

April 26th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Dazil. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."

April 27th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "I am madly in love with Riqa; but I have never seen her face."

April 29th - 30th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Doesn't anyone care about magikarps feelings?"

May 17th 1999
Quote of the Update - "I will use my Inter-Dimensional-Transporter-of- Beautiful-Women to bring her here!"

May 19th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Poor little Orphan Anikan."

May 20th, 1999
Quote of the update - "Dude.. this can says Caterpie Cola...."

May 25th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "If I put Jar Jar Binks in a Gordita.. would people like him better?"

May 27th - 29th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Hmm... Sega is smarter than Bernie Stolar looks."

June 4th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "Bowser used to teach my 3rd grade Music Class."

June 7th, 1999
Quote of the Update - "I think Sebulbasaur is going to win the Metapodraces."