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October 2003
Happy Halloween!
I know you want candy! Soooo I'm
prepared to give you candy! Or not. Anyhow, Atlus is publishing Shining
Soul 2 as well as King of the Fighters EX 2. Nice of them to do that!
Anyhow, I was going to do a big Halloween blowout; but I got called
into work and I work tommorrow morning as well. GAH! Anyways, I do have
some candy for you guys; but I have to give it the good ol' Nintendo
delay.. also thinking of doing a slight revamp of the site in
November. I can work on the site almost all of Sunday though.. so..
I'll be able to finish up the "treats" I have for you all! Comment? -PAW/31/2003-
Yeah, yeah yeah!
Well,
Halloween is coming up and I will have some "treats" for you all. I
hope you like them. But first, here's a little newsity. Nintendo is
planning specially branded GBASP Pokemon Pack In Products. Neat; but
who cares! The sales figures for the N-Gage are in.. and while not
completely confirmed.. only about 5,500 have been sold WORLD WIDE. You
know.. Sony hit a slump and had to FIRE 20,000 people as well. However,
the Game Boy Advance continues to sell well and Final Fantasy Tactics
continues to be a complete joygasm. Nice to know that the
competition is suffering. YAY! Comment? -PAW/30/2003-
Boots-Taro!
What's
fuzzy and attracts all the ladies? Hamtaro! Forgot to state that there
are EIGHT Hamtaro Halloween toys at Burger King for the Hamster-ly
inclined.. My bad. Thanks goes to the special reader who caught my
exclusion earlier. Wink wink, nudge nudge, you know! Oh, I picked up my
own copy of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. Look forward to it being
reviewed. Why didn't I just get Super Mario Bros. 3 yet? Because I am
evil.. and I'm trying to get all the Dragon Coins in Super Mario World.
Five areas left in the 96. Also.. I'm only a million or so from maxing
out the score. There are a few games I have done that too. Wario Land
1, Kirby's Dream Land 2, and soon Super Mario World. Oh, yeah! FEAR! Comment? -PAW/24/2003-
Wendy Sucks? Maybe...
Let me ask Chef Kirby. Anyhow, there are FOUR (4) Kirby toys at Wendy's resturants! They are as follows.
1. Pullback Bowling Kirby. (Pull it back and watch it bowl over the
included targets. Perfect to play with before shooting up your school.)
2. Ask Cook Kirby. (Pull down on his frying pan and then look into his
mouth for the answers! Best Regurgitated Answering Toy since Tony
Blair.)
3. Superstar Kirby. (A pull back racer and backpack clip in one! For
the trend person who must simply have a MAH-VELOUS Kirby attached to
them. Not qualified for piercing.)
4. Kirby Board Game. (It's toys like this one that lead me to believe that Wendy's DOESN'T want to succeed.)
So, go ahead and try for your own Cook Kirby. That's the best damn toy
in the lot and can lead to wonderful new religions! Oh, Cook Kirby!
Will DMG Ice ever stop being teh s uck? MAYBE. Comment? -PAW/October 23, 2003
e-Readic.
Pokemon
Battle Cards and Super Mario Bros. 3 cards should be in stores now. You
can scan them to add extra content to games like Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire,
and Super Mario Bros. 3. Or you can just lick them. They are minty
fresh. Speaking of minty fresh. November will see a slight remix of
this main index. I'm trying to make it easier for everyone. Sort of.
Well, you'll see. Comment? -PAW/October 23. 2003-
Misc and speed.
Yeah.
New F-Zero game coming eventually. It's based on the anime and will
debut on the 28 of November in Japan. It will be closer to the Game
Cube one in terms of play and include lots of courses. You can
customize your vehicle as well. it's called F-Zero: Legend of Falcon.
Sadly, no Legend of Slippy. Sorry. It has a story mode with five
different storylines and eight missions per storyline. You can connect
it to the Game Cube one. You can also connect it to the E-Card Reader
for more tracks. Sounds good to me. I think we will see it this
February. Comment? -PAW/October 16, 2003-
Go Ask Alice, she knows.
Well,
all old song references aside, you have to love the "tenacity" of some
sites. For example, Nintendojo printed out a story saying that
retailers are abuzz over a top secret megaton Nintendo project set for
yadda-yadda Winter 2004 that will compete with the Sony Playstation
Portable. We all know that people that work for retailers know ONE
thing. That thing just happens to be JACK. Well, I would suggest listening to the wise Sock Monkey when it comes to rumors. Let's see what the Sock Monkey says.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.
Well, the Sock Monkey has said that COMMON SENSE
dictates that Nintendo will have something to compete with the PSP in
2004. Nintendo has already said they will show off new technology at E3
2004. So, retail jackjaw aside, expect somethiing. Comment? -PAW/October 16, 2003-
The first cut is the deepest.
Mega Man Zero 2
shipped to stores. Be really f***ing afraid. No, really. Be AFRAID. The
game will beat you down senseless. Oh, Super Mario Bros. 3 is also
shipping really soon to all stores and may already be in some of your
stores. It owns you as if it bought you. Also, Nintendo announced March
2004 as the month for Mario Golf Advance to tee into town. We all
remember how good the first one was. Okay, you may resume touching
yourself. Comment? -PAW/October 16 2003-
Just one of the Bandai.
Nintendo
is buying 2.6% of Bandai to become one of their top investors. For
those wondering, this means that Nintendo has the option -if they
wanted to- of buying even more at a later time. Don't do that.
It's not healthy. Anyways, Bandai owns a lot of stuff like Gundam
stuff, .Hack, the Wonderswan, and other stuff. Anyways, Nintendo buying
a little bit of Bandai is kind of neat. It means good things. I just
wish Nintendo would invest their money on other things as well. For
example: Me. I'm willing to sell myself to Nintendo. Come on! I'll sell
shares of 10% of my affection! Although, I'm sure my girlfriend might
get a little ticked at having to share me with Nintendo.. you can buy
shares in her too! But not controlling shares. I prefer to own
controlling shares. Grr. Hey now! Comment? -PAW/October 16, 2003-
Slacktober!
Hey, I'm lazy; but
with good reason. I rarely get sick; but when I do.. I get sick HARD.
Meaning, I feel *cuss word* awful for a looooooong time and try to
limit the amount of time I spend staring at a computer screen during
that. I'm getting over it and I think the magic skittles will help me.,
But then.. the evil slice of Hell Hole where I work got a little worse.
I know I'm up for a raise and for their sake.. it better be a good one,
or I'll make good on the ammonia and bleach in the air filters bit. BWA
HA HA! I could kill them THIS easily! Naw, they're fun people. Just the
cave troll that owns the store has bestowed the idea that whenever
there is a truck shipment.. I have to be the one to check it in. I
guess he trusts me and my undeniable sense of honesty. Darn my
Christian virtues! Anyhow, I woke up at 3am this morning, went to work
at 4am, left work half an hour early at 11:30; because I have to go
BACK in a bit to check in the truck shipment at 9:15PM. GAH! Ah, well.
I know that I have been negligent of me dutiful duties. Anyhows.. I'm
thinking of hiring people. Yes. DMG Ice is *gasp* hiring. We have Hbomb
and he's our Comic guy. I have M3wthr33 that writes articles and you
will see those shortly. We have Foy who bestows us with his blessings.
Adrock, Infinity Yak, and Squishy who do something. I forgot what; but
they are cool. Anyhow, I'm pondering some people for Suki Nihon. (No..
seriously!) and umm.. something. OH! Because I believe the less we
depend on the old boards the better.. the BBS section now links to....
well.. click the forums button. Yeah, Hbomb.. I signed up! Anyhow..
peace people! I have to go get my TRUCK on. Ah, well. I made that
background ORANGE! BEWARE! WOOO! Comment? -PAW/October 13, 2003-
Keeping a Schedule!
We broke 1,050 in-depth reviews online! YAY! There's a new review of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for you to peruse! I also updated the News section. Anyhow, that's it for now! Comment? -PAW/10/07/2003-
Working out the BUG.
Well, working on getting over a cold. Which means I've been asleep. Not asleep enough though. Behold a new Philip Rational. Comment? -PAW/10/03/2003-
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The Catch 'Em Game!
The Catch
'Em game above. Have you played it yet? You can come by
daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the
day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so
far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try
it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today?
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