Don't say you you love them..
The Library updated today. As a measure to make sure people read the normal site updates.. I retired "Site Mashes". I will announce new in-site developmentslike everyone else does. I'll pat myself on theback and say: "Ooh. One review! I'm amazing! That's the news!" Naw.. I'll have lots of good news; but I'll also announce new reviews, and new normal content in a loud way. So.. if you send in a reader review.. it's front-page news. Anyways, I popped the evil seven questions on M2M. Who are they? Check it out. Click on the Green Guy... -PAW-

Philip: Only Yak was on-line.. but because our news tionight had a lot of Pokémon.. I decided to keep him pure. ;)

Dr. James Dobsonchu!
I waited anxiously for Focus on the Family to mention Pokémon. I waited.. and waited. Finally, they mentioned it! I was surprised by the clear sensablity portrayed in the article. Unlike Logos Christian Consortium, Focus on the Family DID their homework. Print it out and give it to your parents. It's a very good article. It's sensible.
"Evil? Or not evil?"

It's that time again.
The time when we put  up a list of what sold well. This is October 24th to the 30th. Anyways, click on the great green guy and enjoy some satisfying creamy goodness. Yeah!

Importationality
It wants to touch you in ways you can not imagine.
-Bad News for importers. Nintendo, thanks to the earthquake, can only issue out 1.8 million copies of Pokémon 2. Despite what some people may have reported; the shortage will not cause a shortage of other games. Nintendo sends their sincerest apologies and hopes to fill the rest of the pre-orders by the end of the year. I didn't preorder one; but I hope they send me some flowers. I mean seriously.. they won't have enough copies of the game. That's so sad.. I'm going to cry.. they need to send me flowers. Flowers, and cookies. Lots of cookies. Flowers, cookies, and women that look suspiciously like Riqa, Joanna Dark, and Samus Aran. MMMmm.

No one else comes close
The beloved section, presently known as Buy the Best updated today and now has the Nintendo Power charts for November 1999. While.. I feel a tad suspicious that Super Mario Bros. Deluxe STILL isn't on that list.. It's up there. Love it. Click on the Green Guy to see it. -PAW-

Jazzman: I could click on him all day. click.... click.... CLICK!
Ice Blue: It doesn't feel right touching Philip's green blobs...
Philip thinks he will scare the Hell out of everyone in tonight's album references.

The one
We love to watch Nintendo. Look! They're thinking. Wait... they ALWAYS do that. It's not they are a company that has to REMIND itself to think every now and again. Anyways, in our brilliant voyeuristic peeping at Nintendo.. we uncovered some links. Nice. Pretty. -PAW-
"Taz good!"
"Get Boarded"
"Some one mouthing off"

Adrock: Tasmanian Devil: Munching Madness. Um... be scared.
Ice Blue: You know, I bet there are a lot of Pokémon fans that say, "I want to see more shows on WB made into games... Pokémon should be made into a game!"
Philip: It's a TV show? Seriously? Next thing you know.. you'll say it's also a movie.

I want it that way
Gee wilikers! We done changed the entrance picture! Lookie at it! -PAW-
"Some weird site no one visits."

Ice Blue: So fast?
Philip smiles and says: "Ha! I let my sister pick the references! BWA HA HA

Larger than life
Or yellower. Anyways, Adrock reviewed Pokémon Yellow! See his awesome review! And.. that makes 504 reviews! Yeah! Click on the Green Guy! -PAW-

New feature announced. Panic in the streets.
Well, look to the right.. see that? It's a little black box.. and in it is the "feature" of the update/week/whatever. Anyways.. it's something you should check out. That one is the interview. And "The Daily Muk" was renamed.. -PAW-

Some news.. and you might never see it.
If you're "normal".. or just lucky..you may be at the Pokémon movie right now and won't see this. Anyways, tommorrow is Veteran's Day.. unless I see the movie in a Matinee.. I'll be home all day.. what's that mean? Updates all day. Oh, Nintendo of Japan said that the Game Boy Advanced can do SNES quality graphics and even some polygons. Well.. DUH. I mean.. seriously.. play Duke Nukem, Ken Griffey's Slugfest, Top Gear Pocket, or Face Ball 2000. See.. SNES quality and POLYGONS... on the OLD Game Boy/Game Boy Color. -PAW-

Ice Blue sees Philip stay home all day because he listens to the Pokémon CD too much.
Philip sees Ice Blue sitting there pouting because he doesn't have a copy of it. ; )
Adrock: Ok... you guys scare me. Call me biased, I don't care... the lot of those groups aren't very um... my type of music. Um... If I get anything, I'm getting the score. What about a special Beastie Boys mix of the Pokémon Battle theme! Or not...
Jazz: Pokémon... or Backstreet-98-Britney-Boys..... hmm....

Get it done!
Well.. I'll be doing a review of the Pokémon Soundtrack.. if the names of the artists don't scare you away.. you'll find a really decent album. I mean.. seriously.. Tracks 2, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, and 16 are pretty cool. Track 10 scares me just a little.. It's about Jigglypuff. Anyways.. check out for that review and some more.. tommorrow! Have some fun with that funk. -PAW-

Ice Blue: Brass Mankey... that lanky Mankey!

Get Down.
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Muk Around with POKéMON!
THE BOX TRICK EXPLAINED. Here is the theory behind the trick. Once a Pokémon has reached Level 100; they can not normally level up or improve their stats. That theory is wrong. In Pokémon Red and Blue; because of their code differences; you can trick the game. Just take out that Level 100 pokémon, fight through the Elite 4 once or twice, heal up. Now.. check its stats. Then put it in a box in the PC. Take it out again and check its stats. The stats should have risen. They gain more HP, attack, special, etc this way. The more excess experience it gains before it is put in the box; the larger the stat increase. This trick can only be done a limited amount of times. So be patient and dilligent. It pays off in the end.

Sneaking out of the hospital.
Well.. I stayed at work too long. Anyways, Adrock is working on an official movie review, and I converted some old stuff that was text into html.We're being lazy. There was a bunch of pokémon related stuff that everyone pretty much knows. Pokémon cards are the Starter Jackets of 1999. DON'T take them to school. What do I think of the movie? Well, it's like a longer episode. Anyways, the Kansas City Star gave the film one star out of five stars. Hey, they also said Dole would win the election and that "Something About Mary" was horrible. In a nutshell.. I think the movie is about seeing the Pokémon on a large screen and watching them fight. Who cares abouta plot or cgi animation. It's got the Bulba-by. That's what it's about. Watching Mewtwo act out his advanced odepial complex,  or seeing Mew act silly. Not to mention.. I got a coupon for $2 off of "The Iron Giant" video and a Mewtwo card. Nifty. Besides.. it's better than "The Bachelor" and it actually calms kids down. Anything that tranqs hyper kids is worth seeing. -PAW-

Picture this
Because I will be out tonight on a special date with Misty, Jenny, and... *cough*MEWTWO*cough*.. I updated.. EARLY! Maybe some more tonight! Yes.. the date will involve Damn Good Popcorn (TM) and Misty said she wanted to show me her psyduck. Is that a good thing? -PAW-
Jazzman: I am Misty's Psyduck.
Philip cringes.

I don't know.
Toy Story 2, and Earthworm Jim: Menace 2 the galaxy shipped today. Whee. Amazing. Burger King reported 1.265 million hits in six hours for their Pokémon/Burger King website. Yippee. -PAW-
Jazzman: Throwing your Burger King toys at strangers and yelling "GO GENGAR" is very entertaining.

Flowin' Prose
Philip aka "The Avardancer" sat down.. and reviewed the Pokémon: The First Movie soundtrack. It's a huge review. It weighs in at 13 KBS. The largest review is Philip's Pokémon Red/Blue review at 15 KBS. For text files... that's big. It's about seven pages long. Good luck! Also have an excellent reader review from "RapidFire". It's for the Rare Classic: "Battletoads"! Check it out! 506 reviews on-line! -PAW-

Jazzman: MY website has more reviews than YOUR website.