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| CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO NEWS INDEX. November 2005 QOTW: "Cecil chewed silently, dreading the day he would have to explain to everyone about what really happened to that Big Chocobo..." QOTW: "Sadly, grade schoolers do not drop pick ups when you shoot them." 11.29 - Adam Pearson updates?! How can this be?! - Dr. Mario and Puzzle League will be on store shelves in just a matter of minutes, so I had to get this article up nice and quick-like! Yes, by myself! I'm staff, I can do that! Philip is probably asleep or something! You need this goodness now! So here it is! Yeah, you click on that and read it then you buy the game huh? Yep! Sorry if I messed up any of your 1337 coding skills, Phil! 
11.24 - Just a short update! - I know, more later! But for now, click on over to our REVIEWS section for a few interesting updates. I added some descriptions to three of the areas: Game Boy reviews, Nintendo DS reviews, and Sony PSP reviews. I also added three new reviews! A review of Ghost In The Shell on Sony Movie UMD, a review of the Nintendo DS sleeper Sprung, and a review of the Game Boy Color game Tessarae. Please enjoy them with great enjoyment! 
11.23 - Did you get it yet? - The new Mario Kart DS, I mean. According to Nintendo, about 45% of the people who bought the game (Over 115,000 first day!) have gone online with the title already. For those wondering, you can go online at most McDonalds, so you really have no excuse. In a way, this game and the influx of new titles is the reason for slow updates at this site. While preparing for Thanksgiving (Here in the Estados Unidos) and working on reviews of some of the latest titles and such to fall my way. So, that said, I wanted to mention that Snowboard Kids and Shogun Total Conflict are both out and both a lot more fun than stodgy corporation sites like IGN say. Just so you know. I'm pretty sure they got their review out of all of an hour and a few minutes of gameplay. I am preparing something for Thanksgiving! So, you may not get to eats the flesh of ugly birds, but you will get a nice update! I do want to take this time to make a special note that Target will be selling the Nintendo DS (at least online so far) for $99.99USD. In Electric Blue or Titanium colors. No word on if the bundles will drop in price. That considered, check this bit of math. $399.99 = A Nintendo DS and about eight games. While there in Target with your $400USD, make sure you pick up these following eight games. 1. Mario Kart DS 2. Trauma Center: Under The Knife 3. Meteos 4. Kirby's Canvas Curse 5. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow 6. Pheonix Wright: Ace Attourney 7. Advance Wars 3: Dual Strike 8. Sonic Rush Of course, you could also wait a little longer and pick up Animal Crossing, Mario & Luigi 2: Partners In Time, and more. Look, I just made a list of hot games to pick up without resorting to the old "Hey! Buy Nintendogs!" schtick other sites resort to. There you go. A much better way to spend $400 than to waste it on a new floor heater that also plays a half-ass version of Perfect Dark.
11.16 - Oh, what watt can do! - I changed out the lights in the office from normal barely-decent lights to one of those new Full Spectrum Lights. Needless to say, I feel like Birdman feeding off solar energy. So, here is a big newspost brought to you by SOLAR ENERGY. 1. Well, I archived the October news finally and I am too lazy to give you a hyperlink. Click on the "old newsity" button, mmkay? 2. I COMPLETELY REDESIGNED AND OVERHAULED OUR REVIEW SECTION. By hand. Yes. Now that I have fixed it, expect reviews to be way more consistent. I also seperated the Nintendo DS games from the Game Boy games as well as reseperating Virtual Boy from them as well. I also ditched that entirely too complex system for other portable reviews. So, you click on Reviews and THERE YOU ARE. Wow. Wonders of technology. You click it and you get to the main menu. In the main menu, all options are available. Yeah, a redesign and an overhaul by hand. You almost half expect me to put NEWSITY in here too! I did set aside a special spot for GBA Videos and PSP UMD Movies. So, rejoice people! 3. I am overhauling the way Viral Speak is done. You will like it. 4. Mario Kart DS is out on the streets as is Sonic Rush and Snowboard Kids. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL READING THIS. Go get Mario Kart, Snowboard Kids, and Sonic Rush. 5. Nintendo did not announce anything new as of lately. Some general Revolution stuff, but the Revolution is not a portable and I suppose you will have to find out for yourself what they recently announced. Hint: Boring parental controls. 6. Nintendo mentioned they are working on a redesigned Nintendo DS. In other news, chocolate is still delicious, fish still swim, Paris is still burning, and FOY IS FLIGHT. 7. Today is Shigeru Miyamoto's birthday, apparently he is like 53 in Earth years. But in Nintendo years, he is Timeless. 8. I have to comment on the stuff going around. Konami shyster Hideo Koijima recently said the PS3 demo of MGS4 could run the same on the Xbox360, and Rare employee Duncan Botwood said that porting Perfect Dark Zero to the Nintendo Revolution would be easy to. In fact, the control would be more original. That sets us up for this next bit: A SquareEnix employees made an off-hand remark that FF7 could be ported to the Nintendo DS with ease. While that is probably not going to happen, I would laugh for quite a few minutes if it was announced. I own all the current high market portables (GBA/DS/PSP) and the only PSP game I am looking forward to the most this year is Popolocrois... which could easily be ported to the GBA. Funny. Very funny. 9. We are getting the sequel to Feel The Magic. It shall be called: "The Rub Rabbits." Which is not as cool of a name as "Where Do Babies Come From?" I was looking forward to getting weird stares smacking that down on the counter at Best Buy. 10. PSP owners may get a "real" Metal Gear game soon. Which is nice for them I guess. Now to go play a "real" Metal Gear game on the Game Boy Color. And there you have it. Snarky, tiredness and all. Now I go sleep some more. Evil increased productivity light.
11.04 - NintenBRAIN CELLS - Hey, Paris is burning. BUT WHO CARES! Nintendo confirmed some dates for some hotly anticipated Nintendo DS and Game Boy Advance titles. So, here you go!
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