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Hey, Donkey Kong Country 2 came out this last Tuesday, and Rare has already announced that they will be releasing the third Donkey Kong Country game on GBA as well. But no one really cares about that, because this Sunday our waiting ends. The Nintendo DS will be released and all will be right with the world. What should you buy with your Nintendo DS? Let me help you with that one! Best Bets for 11/21/2004 1. Super Mario 64 DS 2. Urban Asphalt GT 3. Madden NFL 2005 4. Feel the Magic XX/XY 5. Rayman DS There you go. Yes, I'm choosing prettier racer Urban Asphalt GT over NST's Ridge Racer DS. So, what? I'm also choosing Madden NFL 2005 in my list. It may be a Football game, but for all of you Chiefs fans: It's your only hope for any sort of football related joy this year. As for my top choice? Nintendo has added so much more to the original game. The extras added to Super Mario 64 DS are like buying your girlfriend jewelry and make-up. She does not need those things to be beautiful, but you have to admit that when wearing that jewelry and that make-up: She's not just beautiful, she's DIVINE. Yet somethings are ugly, old media coverage for example. I mean, why get your news from the TV when you can get pure news feed from other sources. Even RADIO has surpassed the TV news media by a large margin. Does Tom Brokaw know what an iPod is? Nope, but Rush Limbaugh has owned one since they came out. That says something right there. Here's what I'm talking about. Oh, well. The interview there is really lame, and there is no section of it where Fils-Aime beats up O'Reilly. Oh, rumors are flying around about Game Arts outsourcing the Lunar license to Marvelous for making a DS game based on that franchise. So, who knows what could happen! Sony is launching the PSP with only 200,000 units. Wow, that is just sheer brilliance, but as long as they keep it rare, people will "buy" them. By the end of December, Sony hopes to have 12 games for the system on store shelves. So, the race has already begun with the Nintendo DS pretty far ahead currently. Sony seems to almost deliberately be quelling their own base. It appears that the Nintendo DS will not have too tough a fight at first. There will be new reviews for you to snack on soon. So, rejoice and stick with us! Also, a quick comment on Viral Speak. It will return next month. Why was it discontinued for a bit? Well, I needed to take a bit of a break. I enjoy debating politics with sensible people, but I was getting a bit sick of people with their Bush sucks, Kerry sucks comments that were not backed up by fact. People! Michael Moore is an ENTERTAINER who feeds people silly conspiracy theories and drums up hatred to make a buck, so he can send his kids to segregated private schools. He's not giving you gospel truth. Also, Rush Limbaugh gives you his opinion on news. Go read the news articles he reads to you before completely making up your mind. Rush is not a journalist, and Moore is less of a documentary maker than Jerry Bruckenheimer. That said, the amount of pure vitriol after the elections is stupid. Seriously people, Anti-Semitism has no place in real conversation. Also, Rice is the first Black female Secretary of State. She grew up in Georgia during the whole segregation eras. Her family was dirt poor and she has quite literally gone from the back of the bus to the head of the state. That's an accomplishment to be applauded. All the criticism I've seen of her is not based on actual job performance, but rather: pure RACISM. I guess that after Martin Luther King Jr. sold his race to the Kennedy mafia, this would have to be expected. Slavery is DEAD people, quite letting Democrats whip you like that! Oui. Politics. I don't want Viral Speak submissions on those right now. Tell me whatcha think of the DS instead! I like politics, it gets the gears moving, but too much of anything is stress. Except my girlfriend. Although right now, I have sleep to attend to. So tired. Well, politcs and repeated demand from African school children asking me to send them a GBA caused the taciturn status of Viral Speak. It will return and now.. REPOSE. See you all tommorrow! Love ya'll and good night! Comment? -PAW- Top? November 11, 2004 - Guess who's back? Not Eminem, us! Long time, no see! I've been fighting a cold and collecting reviews! The Nintendo DS is coming everyone! In less than two weeks, the goodness will be in our hands! I fixed up a new cover for the site and took down the Halloween decorations. I put up our November Cukeman though! YAY! Just because I believe in bashing Microsoft.. I mean fair coverage, Halo 2 is out. The sequel adds a plot to an otherwise decent multi-player game. Microsoft sold over 2.85 million units of the game! In perspective, over 2 million pre-orders have been filed in Japan alone for the Nintendo DS. I also want to point out that December has Nintendo releasing SquareEnix's Final Fantasy 1 & 2, as well as SquareEnix releasing Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories on December 9th. Both of those will work on the Nintendo DS. So, you know what you must do. Soon the Nintendo DS will be revealed for all the world to see and touch, just like Tara Reid. Okay, here is some actual review content for you, our loving and understanding readers! First off, a few big guns like The Legend of Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and Grand Theft Auto Advance. Than some smaller and more obscure titles like The Sims: Bustin' out, and even a device review for an original Game Boy device! Click here for them! Comments? -PAW-! Comment? -PAW- Top? |
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