No you can not!
Hail Capain Syrup!Red or Die!I am not Yellow. I am DANDELION.Sinister and loving it.
November 2002
It's Newsity. It flows.
Bandai announced the first Game Boy game they've developed since trying to compete with the system with their Wonderswan system. So, it means we get a Digimon game. You know that I'm really excited about it. *yawns* Oh, I beat Metroid Fusion for the first time the other day with a time of 3:36 and 40% of the items. I'll be going through it a second time to improve my time. As for news? Well, Nintendo of America's website updated with information on the GGP . There's a lot of clamor in Japan about Enix possibly buying Square. Ummm... *blinks* I'll just let that one rest on it's own. That would be like Konami buying Capcom, although this has been a weird year for gamers.  Next week, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland both hit retailers. May I suggest that you just buy them both and be happy. -PAW/11/26/2002-

GGP? Yeah, you know me!
Also known around Redmond as "Up yours, Pocket Monopoly". The newly announced device for the GameCube is a source of lots of speculation and such. It attaches to the bottom of the system and does things. However, after reading through the Press Releases and such, here's a breakdown on it.

1. It plays all GB, GBC, GBA software.
2. You can use a Game Cube Controller or a GBA to control the games.
3. You  can daisychain Game Cubes for four player controller play or plug in four GBAs for four player GBA play.
4. It does not work with the Panasonic Q Game Cube variation.
5. It is compatible with the Game Cube High Defination LCD screens shown at E3 and when those are released next year.....
6. It requires a CD boot that -as far as anyone knows- is not all region. The software will also supposedly fix some graphic errors.
7. It comes in four colors. Spice, Platinum, Purple, and Black.
8. It comes out in March in Japan, and May in the USA. Japanese price translates roughly to about $45 US dollars, or $8,634,921.98 Canadian. (Okay, so it's actually not that much in Canada; but I couldn't resist.)

What else could it be used for? IGN made a guess at special blank cartridges for downloadable network play. This fits with my idea that the next Game Boy will use cartridges as memory cards instead of actual game media. In fact, I think Nintendo's next system will be more of an upgrade to the Game Cube and GBA instead of a whole new ballgame. Most likely the new handheld and new Cube would use most of the same devices; but offer the ability to read the newest Mini-DVD type that is capable of storing more 8 times the information of a DVD-9 along with substantial chipset power increases. Thus insuring backwards compatability with Cube and older GB titles. But I digress. I'm rather excited by this software as it means one big thing for the Game Cube. Are you following this? This melding makes the Game Cube the ultimate game machine as every previous Nintendo console is now playable on it in one form or another.
Want to play an NES game? Scan in an E-Card or pop in the Game Boy Color Pak that it was ported to. Want to play a Game and Watch Gallery game? Same deal. How about a Super Nintendo game? Pop in a GBA game. Almost every generation of Nintendo systems is represented here in some form. Of course, no Virtual Boy or N64 games/ports yet; but.. we'll see. Maybe we'll get Ocarina of Time/URA Zelda for the GCube here? Um, anyhow.. it comes out in May, so I'll get one of course. -PAW/11/20/2002-


Why the SongPro Sing?
Because it's still alive and shipping to Toys R' Us stores and other select retailers soon! See www.songpro.com for the details on this sweet little MP3 player that could! -PAW/11/20/2002-

Metroid in stores.
Well, duh. -PAW/11/19/2002-

Okay.. again.
Offical DMG Ice/Game Boy Mafia PSO Ship.. moved. What ship now? Well, let's try Vega, any of the last three blocks, passworded or free game named dmgice.com If I am in there, I'll either be a human female ranger named Amy Red who is currently Level 31. Anyways, you'll know me by my shortcut buttons with her. Password will be pretty easy to figure out. (See below) and my other characters are an android female ranger  named Dorothy, inspired by the Dorothy from The Big O. So, she's easy to spot. The last is the android female hunter named Asesino 56K. So, see you there I guess. :-) -PAW/11/18/2002-

Official DMG Ice/Game Boy Mafia PSO Ship!
Which ship? Deneb. (Quack!) Which section? The last one. What will the game name most likely be? dmgice.com of course! When will these be? Often, so please do check for it! What's the password? There are only three words that are important to DMG Ice as a whole. "Foy", "Plymouth", and for those who kick it oldschool... "Mercury". One of those is it. Currently my character is Amy Red, and she is a Level 21 Ramarl as I write this. I look forward to seeing you on Ragol! Even naked Rag Rappies like us! Other Mafia Members and Game Boy Alliance Members should announce their rooms/ships soon. I hope you get to play with them too!-PAW/11/13/2002-

A boy and his life-sucking parasite.
And the woman they both wanna munch on! It's Metroid Fusion! It's amazing! I was playing it today in Wal-Mart with headphones on. Don't worry! All the proper sound effects are there and well.. it's awesome! I'm up to Sector 4 and have already run into several.. interesting things and I have the Hi-Jump Boots, Bombs, Spring Ball, Missiles, Space Ball, and a few energy tanks already. It's more trigger happy that the previous games; but it's okay. You won't find yourself lost like in Metroid 1 & 2, or just breezing ala Super Metroid. The enemies are EVERYWHERE. Oh, Samus seems more predator-like in this one. Literally consuming the souls of those she kills, for energy. A little frightening when you think about it. I won't spoil anything. Just writing this as there is a tiny lack of news. Other than this item and well.. the one below it. -PAW/11/05/2002-

Merebian Cherry Repair!
Luna got delayed! Get it? Umm.. if you don't get it.. that's okay. Lunar Legends -because it IS a Lunar game after all- has been pushed to an early December release.  Just in case you all were wondering. -PAW/11/05/2002-

This is a graphic. Lick her.
November 2002

Gobble me down baby!
Here, we show respect.
Virtual Boy is considered by many to be a failure, Nintendo of America tries to forget it existed. Nintendo of Japan, however, thinks of it as something very good that didn't sell too well. Even though it sold way better in Japan than here. Anyhow, it's also considered part of the Game Boy family in Japan. So, after much debate and debacle.. Virtual Boy is moving back in with it's family in our main reviews section. The "other systems" section the reviews used to have will be re-released this December. Virtual Boy will not be staying with that section; but instead shall be accepted into it's true family.. with our beloved Game Boy and it's incarnations. Now to debate over whether the Game Cube isn't some sort of mutant Game Boy offspring as well. But enough on that! The first E-Card review on this site is up and it's part of four "new" reviews tonight! Enjoy! There's more to come... -PAW/11/27/2002-

Be here for American Thanksgiving!
Why? Because I have that day off and while I may sleep in.. instead.. I'll be up here uploading reviews for that day instead. Why? Because I gots a lots o' reviews to upload still and I figure it would be a great day to also unveil what happened to our other system reviews. Go on and be there.. -PAW/11/25/2002-

One more for the Library.. just read below and click it.
-PAW/11/21/2002-

Chock one up for the Library.
A Metroid guide for parents and parental shopping units. Print it out and hand it over to your over-bearing and over-protective parents. Ya got it ? -PAW/11/19/2002

Libraryily speaking.
The Library had small update. Go see! -PAW/11/18/2002-

One for the money.
Well, no money involved just that Philip was tired, so he only added one more review to Suki Nihon. -PAW/11/14/2002-

Seducing the Innocent!
Yes, be enticed and enchanted by THREE new Suki Nihon reviews ! Lust with a passion that burns hot as you feel your reading muscles race while reading the three new reviews. Be.. amazed. -PAW/11/13/2002-

Not really news of any sort.

Just thinking about games and stuff and then I saw an ad for "The Truth". You know, those anti-smoking ads? Oddly enough, those are paid for by cigarette companies. Want to know why? Because kids go through a phase where they want what people say is bad for them. So, the more preachy the "Truth" commercials are.. the more you're inclined to smoke later on in life if you see them enough. Clever. -PAW/11/12/2002-

1030 and do you know?
Well, we reached 1,030 reviews in the Reviews section tonight as I put up two more Reader Reviews. Great milestone! Only 20 away from 1,050. Which I will reach before Christmas! Peace! -PAW/11/12/2002-

Area DMG and The Library.
Both are going to recieve some large updates either today or by the end of this week. Please look forward to them. I'll also release reviews at regular intervals now that I have a nice backlog of them. Anyhow, I'm putting out a call for E-Card reviews. Not just the unit but the individual games. E-Card games will be listed with regular games, the only modification to the template would be that you need to state how many cards need to be swiped to play the game.  Since the names of E-Card games all end with -e it's not a problem. So, it's okay for Donkey Kong 1994 to be listed with Donkey Kong-E. Or would you rather it be E-Donkey Kong. Effectively putting them in the E section of the reviews. For Pokemon and Animal Crossing cards? Only if swiping the card gives you a game playable on the GBA may it be reviewed. For those, put E- or -E on the name of the mini-game. Oh, I updated the Newsity archives. -PAW/11/05/2002-

Quote of the Day (11/5/2002)
"It's not fandom. It's GAME LUST."


Items that need to be categorized.
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