Everyone needs a little release.
Mmm... Press Release... yummy. We mentioned it earlier; but HEY it's all fun. -PAW-

Weekend?
I guess so.. more to come! But first... AN EXPERIMENT! I feel like a Brand Name. ^_^ Radio DMG, Snowflake Studios, DMG Ice: Mobile Edition, DMG Ice, The Oddish (Which WILL update.. I will do it!), Game Boy Mafia, area dmg.. etc. Well, be scared when we eventually get a magazine deal... Oh, Radio DMG can be accessed by radio.dmgice.com starting by the middle of today at least. Sub-Domains take time. O_O On a side note.. reviews.dmgice.com is a working thing. I'm going to do lots of news here quick and tired like! YAY! Mafia Member Pokevillage.com has some new stuff. Pokevillage.com did a remix of their site. Go see! Oh.. Mafia T-Shirts? Hmm.. what color should the whale be? Give me a color to choose from and I'll see if I can get some in there. Copyrights? Oh, we're parody. Don't you know that I know my loop holes better than some. ^_^ Bwa ha ha! And that white T-Shirt is a collaborative art effort. I drew it, colored it, and Ice Blue made the light sabre shiny. Oh, the shirts and stuff seem expensive; because of the fact that the website that prints 'em out.. gots ta make stuff too. Hey.. we gotta get to E3 somehow. And umm. stuff. Look! Finally! A new Viral Speak! Can you say.. YAY! YAY! Hey... sorry.. I'm trying to sound overjoyed with excitement and stuff. But in actuality.. I'm about to fall asleep on the computer and dream about Akemi again. Hmm.. good idea. Check back later for some nifty stuff. *falls asleep* -PAW-

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Who shall we elect? Who cares... Mewtwo for President.. Mewtwo will destroy everything. ^_^ I was just hit with inspiration.. now everyone go steal this.. Safety Aipom would make a nice Quake Handle...

Wompum.
My.. my my.. anyways, I had a few reviews ready and done! Three to be exact; but I had one almost done that I know you've all been wanting to see.. so I thought.. hmm.. release them all today and one tommorrow.. or release en masse? I decided en masse. Snowflake Studios? Yes.. I know what happened to Bridget.. and yes.. I'm also going to put it in an uber-update tommorrow. Sorry, but.. on the bright side. I got the Fairy Sword and beat Majora's Mask. I have all the masks.. except for the Fierce Dieity mask.. that Goron dungeon is a real bad thing.. I won't reveal the ending; but I will say that it is good, Now.. updated things.. I give you.. and UPDATED splash page. ^_^ Would that make a good shirt? Hmm.. not sure.. but I DID update the shirt. The prices may seem a tad much; but.. they are cheaper than many retail prices by a VERY large margin. The Cafepress people gotta eat too. I added a small mug and a belly-button exposing Baby Doll T-Shirt. Oh, yes.. I suggest you buy. Bug your parents about 'em! Tell them it's a good thing and must be bought! Girls, if you got it.. flaunt it! YAY! Oh, and.. be warned.. Viral Speak!

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Go buy a Foy! YEAH!

Faded
Hey! Listen! Oh, never mind. I'm here to say that you should check out the store, maybe peek at this Snowflake... and stuff. 'Kay? -PAW-

Adrock: Buy a shirt!
Philip: Please!
 

Survival Kids booted off island!
Foy and Friends have beaten Survival Kids.. the review for Survival Kids is 17.2 Kilobytes, Philip's Pokemon 2 review is a whopping 17.8 kilobytes. This makes Philip's Pokemon 2 review the largest Game Boy review on the site. Anyways, there are three reviews up right now.. I'll have one or two more tommorrow. Tonight two from Philip and one from Superguy3000. Oh, this just in.. because the margin is too slim to call, Mery and adam, the Survival Kids, would like a recount. Oui... -PAW-

Adrock: Vote Tatanga!
Philip: I did.
 

Philip is Friendly.
After yesterday.. here is a "safer" Viral Speak. Cuddle it. Oh, for those who think the PS2 is a Super Computer.. or.. "powerful".. ha ha ha ha Check out this link and read up. The bottom-most computer there could eat the PS2 Emotion Engine for breakfast. And for those who hear Sony reps say that "Toy Story" could be rendered on a PS2. That's bunk. A PS2 can run about 7 gigaflops of information. The Pixar computers run at 1 Teraflop.. or 1,000 gigaflops. Umm.. enough rants.. go buy stuff! -PAW-

Adrock: But who cares about flops when you've got Game Boy.
Philip: But Flops are cute!

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How many Giga-Foys make a Tera-Foy? 1,000! How many Giga-Foys make a Petra-Foy? 1,000,000!

Walla baby!
Okay! Here's the deal on the Pallet Gym. I've finished converting up.. "My Best Friends" into the "new" format. It looks nice and while this is all a work in progress.. we NEED your ideas! I'll be converting them at a pace of one to three or more a week. This week.. I'll be waiting for someone to get me CHAPTER 13 of the Fan Fiction.. anyways, it starts goes to 4 stops, and resumes again at 6. Nice and long! It's the largest of the Fan Fictions and it's all easier from here on out. As I get updates to the Fan Fics.. I'll update them. I need ideas on HOW the Memorial Html page should look. It will be a new section, seeing as The Snowflake will be.. moving.. once I decipher that damn Keenspot auto-update jargon.. I may just decide to say: "Screw Auto-Updateing" and go for it; but.. I kinda like how they have their auto-archive tools set up... and I think it would be fun.. in fact.. I'm stockpiling AT comics for the launch.... Anyways, you can read up on the Fan Fic if you haven't yet. It starts here and then restarts here. I want Chapter 13.. and I think this is the one which the author had updates for. Would be nice.. the first one up and like the rest that are going to go up.. it's DAMN good. -PAW-
 

Viral Speaking?
I almost forgot.. I'll do a quick non-political Viral Speak and stuff. Was busy on that thing.. and doing part of a review for Aladdin for Game Boy Color. Hey, I keep busy. I also did something else; but I forgot what it was. O_o Oh, yeah.. I did a little work on Super Mario Therapy 3, and a little editing on Team Redline 6. ^_^ Productive! YAY! I have the Friday after Thanksgiving off and since.. I'm sure I won't be too deep in Banjo-Tooie or DKC to get loose.. I'll work on making some VERY nice and NEEDED things. *Looks at the Oddish and sighs....* On the other hand.. I just recorded this really kicking tune from Spiderman for Game Boy Color.. can't believe I missed mentioning it in my review.. because.. all you do is access the menu and wait. -PAW-

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Hug your Pokemon!

Denial, Revisited.
New Viral Speak! YAY! More later! -PAW-

Million Miles Away
Okay. Here's the deal, I want you to look at the previews. ^_^ Check out Mythri, while I finish up an updated preview for that hot RPG, and check out Tyranosaurus Tex. Which is a MUST-BUY for Game Linkers like most of us here. Hey.. I'm buying two copies of it. -PAW-

Adrock: Slitherine has mass potential. Really good guys.
Akemi: After reading the Tyranosaurus Tex comic, I think the game has HUGE potential.
Philip: No day would be complete.. if I didn't take the time to pimp the STORE. Now.. go see some previews.
 

Special Delivery
I wanted a 13; but I got a 31... Oh.. never mind.. we got Chapter 13 in My Best Friends. Why not take your weekend and spend it reading with us. Go on, you can do it! Hey, since it IS a weekend and this is Friday - Sunday.. we might just give another one of the Pallet Gym Fan Fics LIFE! Oh, forget that last line.. we resurrected another one. Here's the story so far on what's up in the Gym. I also realized.. I don't have "Sibling Rivalry (1)" and the original "New Journey".. in a way.. I feel like Cartoon Network or something. Being handed Saban's stuff and discovering it to be incomplete.. Oh, well. Here is what is up so far! I actually did a little.. I dunno.. improvements? On some of The One SPecial Place. The Chapter names near the end were tiny.. so I made them bigger like in early chapters.
"My Best Friends"
"Rise of the Pokemon"
"The One Special Place"
YAY! Gotta start reading this weekend.. don't you. DON'T YOU! -PAW-

Adrock: I can't read... I have Lesdyxia!
Akemi:  Pretty fly...
Philip: For a Virii!
 

Come Out Swinging
In this corner is a new reader review! It's for.. The Powerpuff Girls: Bad Mojo Jojo.. umm.. and well I pick up the e-mail pieces of a review Josh sent me.. it's the only new one today. O_O -PAW-

Adrock: Bis does the Powerpuff Girls theme song. Bis is signed to Grand Royal Records. Grand Royal records is owned by Mike D of the Beastie Boys. Do the math.
Akemi:  My friends say I resemble Blossom, except for the humongous pink eyes.
Philip: Watch out for Akemi and her.. Chemical X powers!
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.
 

All Along.
It is Viral Speak. Have at it! -PAW-

Adrock: Vegans need not apply! Viral Speak contains meat extracts. It is also not fit for the consumption of anyone under the age of 7. If you can't play Virtual Boy, you can't read Viral Speak! And it's as simple as that.
Akemi:  I like mine medium rare.
Philip: Well done over here. Unless it's fish.. then it don't matter.. as long as it's not rotten.
 

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Did you notice how a few lines were altered in the video version of Pokemon 2000? For example.. a reference to the big screen was changed. ^_^ Speaking of references.. the news is a drip with 'em tonight.
 

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^