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April 2003
Jet Laggin'!
Been extremely tired for some odd reason. However, I have been working on getting E3 coverage stuff up for you. I added a lot to the Picture Dump. I also uploaded the first part of the E3 2k3 coverage thingie . Enjoy! Oh, Sony announced they intend to ship 10 million units of the PSP in 2004. While competition is always good, I don't really see much of a future for the PSP if they don't announce any games for it. So what if it can be used as a GPS? I don't want a GPS. I would rather play a game. Oh, Craig Harris from IGN said that the outrageous cost of cartridges may drive developers toward the PSP. The PSP uses an even worse form of proprietory medium. It uses Mini-DVD cartridges. All the fun of a DVD in a delicate cartridge! Woo! At least it saves on internal battery memory by making you buying a Memory Stick. Yay. Comment? -PAW/05/21/2003-

Technical Difficulties!
E3 coverage has been slim; but it will be up in it's completion soon. It is being done and worked on; but it has been slow going due to technical difficulties. Please bear with the delay! There is also new Squishy too that is going to be up soon too! Comment? -PAW/05/E3/2003-

E3 Coverage Starts!
Well, I added the E3 coverage page ! I promise it will be mediocore this year, instead of just plain awful! Comment? -PAW /05/12/2003-

Metroids Live Among Us.
There really should be a fine line between reality and video games that should never be crossed. However, sometimes there are things in this world that cross that line. The following links are about a new species of jellyfish, called Tiburonia Granrojo. Scientists do not know what it eats, what eats it, how it grows, or anything other than the information mentioned. It can grow as big as a yard wide, maybe more. Once you see the picture, you will know what this thing is. You know, I know. The world is pretty much doomed! This link is to National Geographic. This link is to a smaller report on it. Here are pictures , a molecular report , and movies . Comment? -PAW /05/11/2003-

Just a note on it.
Entertainment Weekly has an interesting feature in it's May 9th 2003. The feature of note is a list of 100 video games that are considered by the authors of the article as The BEST 100 Video Games of All Time. The list is dubious at best. (It actually lists Halo before Super Metroid and Donkey Kong.) However, the top three games are (1) Legend of Zelda: Link To The Past, (2) Doom, and (3) Original Tetris. I would like to note that all three of these games are available on Game  Boy. Just further proof that we have the best library of games in the industry. Comment?! -PAW /05/08/2003-

SEGA: Seen Exiting Garishly Again
Sega has apparently left Sammy jilted at the alter. Sega, when are you going to settle down and get hitched? Your worse then that girl who said she didn't want to go to the prom with... never mind. That's old hat and my aim has improved since then! Comment? -PAW /05/08/2003-

Quick E3 stuff?
A ccording to many sources, there are two new GBA games that will debut at E3. Metroid: Zero Mission and Sword of Fire. Remeber that when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. However, let us PREsume. Which means that I'm not assuming. I'm presuming that at E3, it will be revealed that Metroid: Zero Mission will either be a prequel or the long awaited game in which Samus finally hunts down Mega Man. The other, we can presume, is most likely releated to Fire Emblem. It would be nice to see the action strategy RPG in the US at last. I hope that all the frustrating elements of the previous games are left intact. One element that made Fire Emblem unique is that characters STAY DEAD if the die in combat and that death affects the games story. Well, we shall see at E3! I will just chock those up into a list of games I am compiling. Games that must be played! First and foremost on that list, I MUST play Earthbound 1 & 2, if it is there. Besides, it will be nice to play Earthbound Zero on something that doesn't freeze when the lamp attacks you. Comment? -PAW /05/07/2003-

Sammy and Sega in a tree M E R G I N G!
It appears that after being offered chocolates and batting eyes from Namco, Capcom, Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, and Sammy. Sega has decided to giver her hand in merger to Sammy. Who is Sammy? Sammy is the company bringing you Guilty Gear and SNK games in the USA. Does this mean influxes of sweet money for Sega? Who knows? Comment! -PAW /05/06/2003-

Squishy with a chance of Evil!
Squishy's first adventure story is released! Please enjoy it! Is this really big news and worthy of the newsity section? No, not really; but please ignore that. Okay? Comment! -PAW /05/06/2003-

Squishy Gone Wild!
How is our E3 coverage this year? It's SQUISHY. It doesn't suck like years before it. Instead it leaves you in the hands of or rather the tentacles of SQUISHY. Please read on about Squishy as our E3 coverage starts! Also, neat -o!! Comment! -PAW /05/01/2003-


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