Like that ya'll.
I'll bet your wondering what "B & W's World" is. You know, on The Snowflake? Anyways, I added the first comic strip up tonight. Enjoy. I'll explain the comic strip in a text file over in there as well. And soon, I'll have cast shots up. But for now, enjoy it. Only Watchman is featured in the current comics I have up. But, I'll draw you into my evil world yet! Bwa ha ha. Click Mery. -PAW-

Philip: I'm using puppets because.. none of my staff was online or responding. :( But.. it's okay. Think of it as somewhat like Marionette Owl.. okay.. don't think of it like that.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking rather scary Sock Monkey thoughts.
 

Okay, already.
Anyways, I still have to update The Library, and all; but hey! Oddish update. And oh, course.. Viral Speak. -PAW-
Philip: Apparently, Britney Spear co-hosting a Viral Speak column caused a great stir. I must get other special guests too.
Britney Spears Puppet: I feel violated.
Philip: Wouldn't be the first time.
 

Sharkbait.
Oh, here's a small deal. Interact, is planning on a Game Shark for the Game Boy Advanced. Anyways, the new Game Shark will go into development a little before the device is released in Japan, so it can be launched in about a month after the US release. Okay. I'll believe that when I see it. -PAW-
Infinity Yak Puppet: I'm already drooling Canadian drool; which is basically American beer without coloring.
Philip: Puppets are fun.
Christina Aguilera Puppet: It is best not to ask.
 

A little joke for ya'll.
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Philip: That was hilarious. I wish my staff would respond.
Ice Blue Puppet: WTF?
Adrock Puppet: Can we say that on this site?

I was just thinking of something.. the Team Rocket card: "Imposter Oak's Revenge".. it's now become my favorite little dirty trick. That and "Team Rocket's Little Sister" would make excellent defence cards.. and are very.. annoying. :)

About last night
Snowflake Updated! And if you missed it yesterday, the Oddish updated with two new MSTs. Snowflake got new Importationality, new iMuse, and a new comic. Busy today.. aren't we? -PAW-
Ice Blue: If you mean busy as in playing Perfect Dark... then yeah, we are. ;)
Philip: I was actually passing time worshiping my Konami shrine. I mean.. umm. yeah.
 

Smile
Oh, I beat Metal Gear Solid today; just in time for Wario Land 3's release May 30th! Oh, 1942 is out now. Viral Speak. -PAW-
Ice Blue: What ever happened to Ask Foy?
Philip: It might show up later in The Oddish.
 

I got you
Oh, more content? Umm.. I'll have some more stuff tommorrow.. umm.. still not happy? Umm.. LOOK! Behind you! Yeah! Umm.. it's Amy Jo Johnson! Well, and here she is again looking mildly amused by the fact that I had her hold a Game Boy Color and told her to "act sassy". No really. I did. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Umm... alright...
Philip: She's the Pink Ranger.. and she's on some show called "Felicity". But, she's mostly the Pink Ranger. And that's sweet.

I know.. you want some Pokémon related content/facts/etc. So, I'll deliver!

Pokémon Fun Fact #1875632.78
"Spearow taste like chicken."

Resident Barbie
Hot Gen, the company that was making Resident Evil GBC -and it was going to rock heavy- before Capcom of Japan -stupidly- canned it, has been liscensed to make Star Wars games for Lucas Arts, and Barbie games for Mattel. Here's the kicker. The developers of "Uno" for GBC are also Game Boy Advanced developers as well. Nice to know that Star Wars and Barbie are going to follow us into the Advanced years. Oh, I have a suggestion for Hot Gen. Why not.. "borrow" the engine used in Resident Evil GBC and give us a "Haunted House Adventure" for Barbie. That would be hilarious. I mean, little Miss 36DD shooting zombies with "Rainbow Boy" Ken. He he he. Or not. Well, they could give it a whole "What outfit should I wear that would look good with blood stains?" thing to it. Come on! It would be... fun. -PAW-
Adrock: I previewed a Barbie game once. The background was pink. People made fun of me. Philip beat the hell out of me. It was not funny.
Conker: My new game for the N64 shows anything is possible! Barbie with guns? You got it!
Philip: So, with those words.. the search for a nude code in Tomb Raider GBC commences.
Ice Blue: Barbie Tomb House Raider... the next big game. ;D

Mafia news...
I'm so behind.. if I missed something, please e-mail me. Oh, Pokévillage did remix their layout. Go see. -PAW-
Philip: See... I think I may have missed a lot news.. so.. someone e-mail me.. please?
Ice Blue: No.

Bleem baby!
I know this isn't Game Boy news; but I need to say it. I like Bleem. Bleem is fun. Leave Bleem alone, Sony. Bleem is much cooler than you'll ever be. Oh, Viral Speak. -PAW-
Adrock: Anything that takes some spark away from the PS2 is cool in my book.
Philip: Might I add, that Sony's E3 booth sucked more than almost every booth there -save for SNK, Microsoft, and Imagine Media.- And all those print magazines said Sony "won" because they are hopelessly out of touch with reality. You would have had to have been there to realise how much Sony stunk at E3. (Nuon had a better booth. They handed out handy earplugs and hooked me up with free food, free DVDs, and celebrities.) Although, Sega with their extravagent and exhuberant booth (Which was great by the way), and Nintendo with an amazing line-up of Game Boy software, and an open bar were the stars of the show. Think about it. Sega had Ulala, Nintendo had Joanna Dark. Sony had.... Crash. How pathetic.
Ice Blue: Why line up to meet Joanna Dark when I control her at home?  ;)

Whoosh
Well, if you can take the time from playing Perfect Dark, we have new reviews and a new iMuse. Eat 'em up and click the cukeman! -PAW-

Ice Blue: I can't take time away... except to take a break... I got heart burn or something <:( so I don't play when I'm hurting.
Random Blue Virus: Bwa ha ha ha ha... let's kick him while he's in pain.
Philip: Naw.. don't do that. Here! Use this large book.

13 Creative uses for a Magikarp card.

1. Combine it into your deck and make sure you have Dark Gyarados, and a few Pokémon Breeder cards and a few Pokédex cards.
2. Bike Spoke Noise Maker.
3. Little Timmy don't know that Charizard is much more valuable....
4. You can pin it up on your wall and stare at it in a wanton way.
5. When you're near that cute girl in school.. whip out the card, lick it and say: "Awww... FISHY!" really loudly. The resulting chaos is quite funny.
6. Sew them together and make a sport jacket.
7. Tape it to your forehead, and go to school like that.
8. Tape it to someone ELSES forehead and make THEM go to school like that.
9. Drop it in the river to see if it can swim.
10. Next time your going for your Riflemanship Merit Badge.. use it as your "quarter" target.
11. Throw it to the other side of the room, and then move all your furniture away from that side.
12. Blame things on it. "Who ate the last cookie?" "Magikarp." "What's this dent in the car?" "Magikarp." "Okay.. why is my daughter pregnant?" "Magikarp."
13. Worship it like an insane cult member.

New Americans
Taste like beef. :) To keep in touch with the current Album references.. anyways. Oh, Friday I was without power for a while.. okay.. a long time. Thank Missouri weather! Anyways, I fixed the Release List... forgot to upload it.. :( And I've got special stuff for Memorial Day! Yummy! Okay. Peace! -PAW-

More than gold.
To be honest.. I don't really like the release list. Because companies never seem to release stuff in time; and well.. it's a mess. But, I waded through the release list and gave it an update. Yeah, whatever. And I expounded a bit of new information into the Donkey Kong Country Preview. Oh, and I did Rumors as well. Just slightly. :) -PAW-
Adrock: Exactly... What's the use of a release list if they never stick to it anyways. 
Philip: That's what I'm saying.

Home Run
Like reviews? We know you do. Look! Reader reviews! Mario Golf (again!), and Bomberman Max Red/Blue Challenger! -PAW-
Adrock: Bomberman on GBC needs "fourplay"... maybe we could see a GBC "multitap"? (Hmm... to someone who doesn't know much about gaming that could sound quite wrong.)
Philip: Yet.. despite the innuendo, and bad jokes.. we still pack the seats. We playas.

Today
Most likely.. the highlight of your life.. okay.. maybe not; but it's still "Viral Speak". -PAW-
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts just for Sock Monkey fans.

The Vow
Peace to Farfetch'D.. I would have mentioned the news you sent me for The Mafia; but.. I checked the link and.. it was messed up. -PAW-
Adrock: Aidyn Chronicles is going to suck because of three letters, and I ain't talkin' "RPG".
Philip: As long as no one inside THQ touches it.. the game should be safe..

Once again.. by popular demand.. with a few fixes..
13 Creative uses for a Magikarp card.

1. Combine it into your deck and make sure you have Dark Gyarados, and a few Pokémon Trader cards.
2. Bike Spoke Noise Maker.(TM)
3. Little Timmy don't know that Charizard is much more valuable....
4. You can pin it up on your wall and stare at it in a wanton way.5. When you're near that cute girl in school.. whip out the card, lick it and say: "Awww... FISHY!" really loudly. The resulting chaos is quite funny.
6. Sew them together and make a sport jacket.
7. Tape it to your forehead, and go to school like that.
8. Tape it to someone ELSES forehead and make THEM go to school like that.
9. Drop it in the river to see if it can swim.
10. Next time your going for your Riflemanship Merit Badge.. use it as your "quarter" target.
11. Throw it to the other side of the room, and then move all your furniture away from that side.
12. Blame things on it. "Who ate the last cookie?" "Magikarp." "What's this dent in the car?" "Magikarp." "Okay.. why is my daughter pregnant?" "Magikarp."
13. Worship it like a very insane cult member.

You're probably not going to notice.
Well, small links page update. And since I figure that you're probably too tired from cleaning, eating, swimming, sleeping, playing with your Misty doll, planning world domination, drinking stuff you shouldn't, and/or paying your respects to all the people who sacrificed their lives for America. Unless you are not from America.. then you just get to be annoyed that a lot of sites aren't updating; because of an American holiday. Anyways.. we have some content for you! -PAW-
Adrock: What a lousy holiday... they could at least have it while school is going on instead of right when we get out.
Philip: You're telling me.

Blimey!
Okay... "Special Edition" Viral Speak.. and because it needs it.. this week.. I'm going to try and focus my attention on the POkéDEX. No.. honestly. It needs it quite badly. How will I handle the "reassaignment" of the numbers? Well, I'll just add the "new numbers" in little brackets like (this). Got it? Oh, and "ledyba" will always be FOY in our Pokédex. -PAW-
Adrock: Philip, let it go. It's too much.
Philip hugs Foy: I'll never let the bad people take you back to Cuba.. oh, wait.. wrong bug.
 

Over here! I wanted to mention that I find the idea of renumbering the Pokémon to be highly offensive! Unless.. they agree to give Foy Pikachu's number. he he he.

Who knew
Not really sure if it should be in the Snowflake; but.. I figured.. yeah.. it's "importationality". Check out the latest import news! Oh, speaking of imports..Wario Land 3 comes out today in the States! Why not read the review of the Import version in our Import reviews? -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  Dare you profane the snowflake with reviewsity?  Such mingling of cultures cannot be tolerated...  or something...
Philip: Crossing the streams?

I'm back
Been a while since we did this.. NPD TRSTS STATS! For.. May 14th to May 20th, 2000. Read and enjoy... click the Singing Marin! -PAW-

Infinity_Yak:  Or read and don't enjoy, or don't read and enjoy- whatever makes you happiest.
Philip:Bee.

The way I am
All the news I can cram into here! Okay, Hot Gen recently gained a new prestigious investor in Peter Wood. Peter Wood founded Direct Line; which is the leading financial company in Europe, (Well, according to the P.R.) Anyways, this means that Hot Gen got support and money. :) Oh, I was talking around and the Game Boy Advanced displays older games in a Letter-Box format. Or rather, you know.. with borders. Nifty. I wonder if it can be toggled when I get the unit in my hands? -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  If they don't do anything special with the reverse compatability stuff, I will surely be caused to wrath.
Philip: And we want to avoid the Yak of Death.

Under the Influence
It's too much! Too much! I mean, LOOK! The Oddish updated! Wow! Amazing! How do they do it? I mean.. who's your daddy? -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  I don't know who your daddy is, but I'm sure he's really quite nice.
Philip: Quite.

Remember me?
We got news, we got Oddish, we got Snowflake, and.. POKéDEX! Look! A POKéDEX update! A rather.. HUGE Pokédex update really. I mean.. how many sections did I just add Voice Support, Stadium Pokédex data, and Card Description data too? I even added some of the newest Team Rocket Card descriptions to them. :) We got the data for the Pikachu Variations as well! Lots of good stuff. Click on the "Ash Cukeman" picture.  -PAW-

Philip: You do not want to know how long that took.

Criminal
It's for you. It's Viral Speak. And because.. I failed to mention it before.. looky this. -PAW-
Philip: I love the freedom of being rated WEB-G.

I know.. this undiscovered Pokémon card has been sitting in my inbox for a while.. behold this creation of "Stephen"! It's the bestest and most rarest card ever. No. Really.

Forget the Discovery Channel...
We got Pokémon! Or rather.. another POkéDEX update. BWA HA HA! Fighting it won't stop it. -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  I will continue to fight with every ounce of my earthly strengh!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ice Blue: As the man said, fighting it won't help... the PokéDex has UNearthly powers.
Philip: Believe it..
 

Like chocolate to Christina Aguilera.
Or not. Anyways, here's Viral Speak. I hope I didn't bore you. -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  This update has been brought to you by the letters 'j' and 'q' and the number 42.
Ice Blue: Hmm... I thought it was brought to you by a guy named Philip... I guess I was wrong.
Philip: "Philip" is just my Earth Name, Soul Brother..
 

In the Jungle, the MIGHTY Jungle.. the Persian sleeps toniiiiiiiiight! Sing along! Awimbaway. Awimbaway.