A little Nintendo of Japan
Well, Nintendo of Japan has something they call: "Nintendo Online Magazine". This month.. it's all about Game Boy. It has movies and information on how the units are made. One thing to note. The Original Game Boy units still sell in Japan. Strange. Anyways, this is all about hitting 100,000,000 units sold. AND it has a little bit on Wario Land 3. Well, the making of it. They show off rough sketches for enemies, frame renderings, etc. It's all in Japanese; but it's cool. It also has a small gallery of special edition Game Boy Colors. Not bad. -PAW-

Something Random.
A reader wrote in and asked where our "Random Thoughts" went. I was thinking.. I don't remember that; but here's a thought that requires a little thinking. Am I the ONLY person who considers it ironic that Fred Astaire released "The Gold Digger's Song" (We're in the Money) in 1933? Oh, Viral Speak. -PAW-

The BIN, the BIN, the BIN is on fire!
We don't need no water! Let the *bad word* burn! Burn *bad word*, burn! Anyways, it's not burning down. It got an update. Philip deals out harsh on Metal Slug: First Mission. It isn't pretty. -PAW-

NBA Showtunes.
Are annoying, really. Anyways, reader reviewer LPMagic wrote a review of it. I pity the reader. Yes.. it's interesting... isn't it. -PAW-

The Imakuni? Card. How would you use it right? Let me pull up this scenario. You have Aerodactyl. If Aerodactyl is out on your playing field.. you and your opponent can not evolve Pokémon. But you want to. Use Imakuni? to confuse it. Evolve the Pokémon; than use Full Heal to put Aerodactyl's evil powers back into effect.

Nothing is sacred.
So, chalk up on profanity! Because, we updated the much-loved NPD TRSTS stats! I also give a little of that much demanded Metal Gear Solid news in the article.. to give you an incentive to look. -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  Metal Gear Solid GBC rocks my world.
Ice Blue: Ghost Baby? Ghost Bible?  Hmm...
Philip: I like the game. And now.. a word from our loveable sla.. err.. buddy.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.

Reviewdulation Nation
Naw, no album references today. Three new reviews. Rayman, The Amazing Spiderman, Europe got Wario Land 3 before us, and a loveable reader reviewer reviewed it for us. :) -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  Maybe after the next world war we'll be able to get games before the blimey brits ;)
Ice Blue: No references?  NOOO!!!
Philip sits there silently thinking Philip thoughts.
Sock Monkey loudly laughs a Sock Monkey laugh.

It sounded like that.
Viral Speak. It's particularly unusual today, as it is everday. Click on the Dancing Cukeman to see it. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak: Fear the viral speak.
Ice Blue: I will not.
Philip: All work and no Viral Speak makes anyone a dull person.

Today. How to annoy someone greatly. I introduce... the "I hate you" deck for the Pokémon Trading Card Game for GBC.
Tauros LV32 = 4
Psyduck LV15 = 4
Mysterious Fossil = 4
Aerodactyl = 4
Kangaskhan LV40 = 4
Water Energy = 13
Psychic Energy = 13
Double Colorless Energy = 4
Imposter Professor Oak = 4
Energy Removal = 4
Super Potion = 2
A tricky deck to play; because it contains no evolved forms, other than Aerodactyl. The Imposter Professor Oak is a nasty and mean trick. Kangaskhan is where those Double Colorless Energy bits come into play. Two of them in, and Kangaskhan is ready to whoop some. Psyduck is nasty. One Psychic energy on it, and you're opponent will be annoyed. Tauros is my favorite "Revenge" Pokémon. I'm willing to risk confusion... if it can knock out the enemy.

Splishy
Splash page changed. Gallery updated. The "Face Shrine" anyways. Good. -PAW-
Ice Blue: You know how they are categorized?  Well now, it's just "random".
Jazz watches Martha Stewart's "Organizing your Website" video.
Philip: You guys are reaching dangerous levels of unfunny.

I hate you, fist.
I was browsing through my games and found my copy of Kirby's Star Stacker. I realised I hadn't completed the insane difficulty yet. So, that's why this is all a little late. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Philip likes to complete games... even if it means the death of his beloved Gameboy page.
Random Blue Virus: This site is beloved???  I quit!
Foy: Foy! (You don't even work here... you just dance all day!)
Philip: How many levels are in the "Insane" difficulty anyways? I'm at like Level 34. And Ice Blue, you sound bitter.

Rainbow Sixy.
Apparently. While many sites have booked the GBC game as a flop. We at DMG Ice are lucky enough to have lots of reviews from lots of different people. If you have just one person doing a review; it's bound to be less reliable than having more than one review of a game by different people. I guess the jury is still out on Rainbow Six. I'll have to buy a copy myself. Check out this review of it from reader reviewer "Gamefan". -PAW-
Ice Blue: There should be a rule about having a screen name of "gamefan" or the like... I mean... we are ALL game fans, right?
Random Blue Virus: Some of us are game stars...
***Jazz is now known as Guy_who_plays_games
Philip: We are fast approaching 700 reviews... that's a lot.

Tradition!
Viral Speak................................... it's thinking. It's thinking about tommorrow. Tommorrow.. I combine the thing. -PAW-
Ice Blue: If it's thinking... then it must be the brain of the site... or the anti-brain for that matter.
Guy_who_plays_games: It's 'AI'. (pst! Take the blue pill.)

One more time. The "I hate you" deck for the Pokémon Trading Card Game for GBC. Annoy your friends today!
Tauros LV32 = 4
Psyduck LV15 = 4
Mysterious Fossil = 4
Aerodactyl = 4
Kangaskhan LV40 = 4
Water Energy = 13
Psychic Energy = 13
Double Colorless Energy = 4
Imposter Professor Oak = 4
Energy Removal = 4
Super Potion = 2
A tricky deck to play; because it contains no evolved forms, other than Aerodactyl. The Imposter Professor Oak is a nasty and mean trick. Kangaskhan is where those Double Colorless Energy bits come into play. Two of them in, and Kangaskhan is ready to whoop some. Psyduck is nasty. One Psychic energy on it, and you're opponent will be annoyed. Tauros is my favorite "Revenge" Pokémon. I'm willing to risk confusion... if it can knock out the enemy.

*Cinco De Mayo today. No update.. but.. don't worry.. big update Monday.*
Special message

I love you. -PAW-
Ice Blue: I love you, too...
Adrock: I love you, but stay the hell away from my computer you ninny virus baddies.
M2M: You don't even know me, baby.
Jazz: sigh.... it's another one of THESE updates.

Die Maus!
Mickey gets run over by Reader Reviewer geezer! Watch it in the... REVIEWS! -PAW-
Ice Blue: That old geezer... he does more reviews than me.
Adrock: That's not saying much, Ice, hahaha... (Adrock looks at his 100+ reviews, lets out a large belly laugh)
Philip: I am still King though.

E3-Bay?
As you can tell.. slow day. Oh, E3 is coming. We are doing something for it. It'll be.. different. Watch for it. -PAW-
Ice Blue: E3 Expo means "Electronic Entertainment Exposition Expo"... kinda redundant... o_O
Adrock: It's "E cubed" which is short for the three e's. It looks pretty than, say, EEE. However, EEE is a lot more fun to say

Be Numb to this.
Okay. Viral Speak. It's numbing. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Viral Speak makes the world go round and line up...
Random Blue Virus: Intergalactic Planetary...
Adrock: Viral Speak. Because Nintendorks won't post any of the stupid things you say.
Philip: And I think that's also the reason.

"The Boinker" pointed this out about Foy..
"Anyway I got another bit of foydom for you.
165 multiple all the digits you get 30.
divide it by home many forms Foy has (30/2) and you get 15.
Add the digits again (1+5=6)
Now do that for Foyusa (1*6*6=36 ; 36/2=18 ; 1+8=9)
subtract Foyusa's product by Foy's product (9-6) and you get... TADA: 3 again!
something about foy and the number three..."
Truly.. Foy is a triune bug..

Sorry, people.
Yes... we didn't update for Cinco De Mayo; but we told you we didn't. ;) Anyways, we're all sober again.. I mean.. ready to update again and I deliver unto you.. some NEW reviews! For the Reviews section! AND The Bin! Tommorrow, Buy the Best will see something neat. -PAW-
Jazz: Oh no, he's filled it with sand to have a beach party again...
Philip: Just.. PLEASE.. don't wear that thong.. I had to take a blowtorch to my EYES, man.. my EYES!
 

OBEY the Monolith.
Game Boy Monolith. One of the best old school Game Boy Color sites. Yeah! Anyways, they released this nifty file. See it @ HERE. Okay! -PAW-
Sock Monkey dances a Sock Monkey dance around the Monolith.
Philip: Active creature tonight.
 

uE3?
Yes. We do. We're going to do something quite different for E3. In fact.. We're kind of doing something unique for it. Click on the E3 link in this article for an explanation. -PAW-
Jazz: clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky
Philip: That may look ugly now; but.. he he he.. you know us. We'll surprise you.
 

Large and in charge.
Viral Speak. It is so. -PAW-

The Instrumental Score for the Pokémon Movie comes out tommorrow. It's a bit odd in that the track list has an error. Check out the track list. :)
Pokémon score
Track list.
13 tracks.
1. The birth of Mewtwo
2. Dragonite takes flight.
3. Invitation to danger
4. Surviving the storm
5. Mewtwo's island
6. Pokémon vs. Clone
7. Tears of life
8. This is my world now
9. Three on three
10. Mew's theme
11. Freeing Charizard
12. Adventure in paradise
13. All good things must ends

Oh, Pokémon Attack was renamed: "Pokémon Puzzle League." I think that seals it. It's that Pokémon Picross game that was on the SFAM in Japan. And you have no idea how happy that makes me.

I feel asleep.
Well, Metal Gear Solid.. that's all I can say. Did everyone love it? It's quite odd to get four reviews of the same game in one update. Oh, and..... don't look! 700, baby! We got more reviews than we know what to do with. I counted them myself and realized we only had 695 reviews. But.. I added five reviews tonight. Four Metal Gear Solid.. and one review of Cosmo Tank. That's 700 REVIEWS! No Buy the Best UNTIL after E3. Oh, that's a good idea though.. because I'll just add a Top Ten from E3 as well. :) And because I'm really busy packing.. I didn't get a chance to update all the cool stuff I was going to update. :( BUT! When I get back.. well.. let's just say that the update on that day(s) will be worth it.-PAW-
Ice Blue: Yeah... the first (and maybe only) time the updates will ever be "worth it."
Philip glares.
 

E3.....
LOOK! The WORST E3 COVERAGE EVER! Click on the ugliest E3 graphic ever to see it! And to make matters worse.. I'll preach Foy as well. Oh, Viral Speak. -PAW-
Ice Blue: That's so ugly that it's fugly.
Philip: Ugly; but functional AND it's in the bar to the right.

Off to play.. Pokémon Puzzle League! It'll be good! It'll also be out in.. June! Unless it gets delayed.

The Tenth Evolution of Pikachu
I've gotten word from a guy named "Philip Andrew Wesley" that Tenchu is coming to the GameBoy Advance. The last Tenchu game was for Playstation and me thinks it was published by Activision. Great, huh? Let us celebrate now... -BS-
Ice Blue: Who's Philip? I run the show now... and it plays on the WB on Friday nights.
Sock Monkey sits there quietly thinking sock monkey thoughts. 
 

Referencibility 
Sorry, folks. There will be no Album references tonight. You know why? Because Mr. Brendon Shih isn't smart enough to do it. Sue me. I'm sure you are all crying now. So boo-hoo. -BS-
Ice Blue: No one ever tries to guess the references anymore. <:(
Sock Monkey sites there quietly thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.
 

Viracidic Talk
Sorry again, peeps. No Viral Speak tonight. That is unless some webmaster known as Philip decides to use his psychic powers and updates it magically when we are all asleep. and if he doesn't, we'll give you an extra big helping of it tomorrow so send in your question now. -BS-
Random Blue Virus: Yeah... if you can call them "questions."
Ice Blue: Stop crying... I'm a busy guy... and I'm not getting paid to do Viral Speak...
Foy: Foy! (He does it for the love but he's not getting THAT...)
 

Yesterday's Update is Below ;)
 

My Turn
Bwa ha ha ha... looks like there's gonna be an extra evil update today, while Philip is out to play. So I'll just do down by the bay and play with some clay... maybe eat some hay... or none of that. Just read the update and be happy. -BS-
Infinity_Yak: Just be glad Ice Blue is in, otherwise it might be ME doing the updates!
Ice Blue: BS..? Hmm... Britney Spears is writing our news?
 

The League 
Oh... if you didn't notice already, we were the first to post the name of the "Pokémon Picross" game (aka Pokémon Attack). It's called "Pokémon Puzzle League." So remember, you heard it here first. -IB-
Infinity_Yak: Wow, no other company can get away with repackaging an old game with mario replaced with pikachu and calling it new.
Ice Blue: Yeah but the Pikachu and it's flashing eyes... it compells people to buy old games.
Random Blue Virus: They can make "The Adventures of Raticate and Gastly Olsen" by just replacing the twins with Pokémon... and still sell in record numbers.
 

Shake Hands 
Looks like a certain company named "Konami" is packaging an upcoming gameboy game named "Dance Dance Revolution" with some "finger dancing pads." The game will be out on August 3rd in Japan for 4800 yen. Not sure what the US date is though... sue me. It's link cable compatible so you can look stupid in public with someone else, dancing with your fingers. ;) -BS-
Infinity_Yak: I've seen some stupid controllers in my day, but never in all my days as a gamer have I seen something so lame...
Ice Blue: You'd be suprised if you knew all the lame things I saw...
 

Scream in Horror 
In the absence of Philip (we like to call him "Lord Philipé"), we will be post-poning Viral Speak for a few days... or not. -IB-
Infinity_Yak: Viral speak will be replaced with the Yak-Attack, a new daily segment dealing with the everyday activities of a sanctified norweigian timber-yak. Or not. See, I told you you'd miss Phil!
Ice Blue: Somebody by the name of "Brendon Shih" is doing an especially evil Viral Speak today... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
 

E3.....
LOOK! The WORST E3 COVERAGE EVER! Click on the ugliest E3 graphic ever to see it! And to make matters worse.. I'll preach Foy as well. -PAW-
Ice Blue: That's so ugly that it's fugly.
Philip: Ugly; but functional AND it's in the bar to the right.